Johnny Lightfoot for Real Justice

●A reading and reaction to Fleetway's Sonic The Comic, as read by Mido (aka funkyzukin) Join me as I go through the entire original run (#1-#184) ●Progress: 6/184 issues● ●Theme by grpcthemes, some custom code implemented

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at this point i need someone to bully me to finish this lmao

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local teenager trips balls in arcade

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yes casey's apparent friend, suzi and brad definitely had sex in the very public arcade

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brad looks 40. he's the real creep here. Also meet Suzi, a female character I'm certain will have considerable relevance and won't just be a satellite character for whatever Kid Chameleon's name is (i've already forgotten)

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my 7 followers waiting for me to post again be like

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oh end me rn i just found out some images aren't loading on the blog proper. remind me to fix that i guess

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casey says gamer girl supremacy

Also, a VR machine at an arcade; a staple of 90's media

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casey is hilariously overdramatic. for non British readers, ChildLine is a crisis/emotional support hotline for kids and teens.. in his defense, he was 30 seconds away from winning, so ms. chameleon is a lil bit of an ass

also hi! I'm back

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I've been a bit busy to return to this blog, and I apologize. I'll be picking this back up soon, likely in January.

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So I guess given the source material it's to be expected, but Sonic existing as a video game in a comic strip in the Sonic comic feels wrong in a way

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And thus begins Kid Chameleon, in which various game creatures attempt to slay a young child

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Possible fun fact: I'm in the Sonic The Comic discord, and someone brought up that Super Sonic's eyes are apparently based off a specific political cartoon of Margaret Thatcher:

That aside, on to more content!

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Tails pick-me girled Sonic out of Super form, and Sonic's just like "oops, haha I lost my shit woops"

and that's the Sonic story FINALLY wrapped after way too goddamn long

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tails is too young to be dealing with this, give this poor kid a candy bar or something

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Sonic vs a fuckign bnuuy

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Here we are folks, the first point of no return; Super Sonic. Super Sonic in STC is a whole different beast from canon Super Sonic. In the games (and most other media), Super Sonic is the form Sonic goes into when he utilizes the power of the Chaos Emeralds. Here, Super Sonic is an insane and evil alter-ego that Sonic taps into under extreme stress. Super Sonic is not just Eggman evil; He's a psychopathic would-be killer who actually enjoys the thought of killing his friends. In short,

Super Sonic is NOT good.

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good now red can be tails' father