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[amascomet]

i honestly dont even know what to caption this one

[lazy--tuesday-deactivated201806]

… I’m happy to see the Don’t Hug me in Scared crew are now scaring kids on official networks.

[butterflyinthewell]

This is, by far, the funniest moment in TFA.

[imaginexhobbit]

Imagine being a mermaid and wandering naked into the Mirkwood palace, being shameless and thus shocking everyone except Thranduil, who is highly amused by your lack of clothing.

Submitted by @undertakers-witchy-mermaid

[theimaginesyouneveraskedfor]

A naked mermaid flops gracelessly into Mirkwood?

[imaginexhobbit]

Imagine baby Legolas sitting on Thranduil’s shoulders and holding two strands of his hair, pretending that Thranduil is a horse and his hair is the reins.

Submitted by anon

[avengers-of-mirkwood]

Imagine annoying Thranduil by always making puns with his name. “Oh dear, I feel thrantastic today”

[diycraftsnmore]

[constable-frozen]

[bigboykings]

WHATTT

[galakticbabe]

ASIA NEEDS TO FUCKING CHILL YALL TOO FUTURE

[nat3601-deactivated20170823]

My God what they said ^^

[pussy-and-pizzza-x-deactivated2]

Wtt

[nyokoko]

THIS SHIT LIT THO

[thegardenofeedan]

Where do YALL even practice this prior to the game???

[komplexx904]

Homygawd

[chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes]

How does…….never mind

[sixpenceee]

It took 29,249 smiles to drain this ball point pen. Posted by GuacamoleFanatic. 

[deadperson626]

Cat fight

[taiikodon]

[3rdheart]

Fred Rogers Acceptance Speech - 1997

[sandvichette]

Our neighbor didn’t die, he was just needed someplace else.

[murphmanfa]

He took a moment that was about recognizing him and turned it into a moment to recognize everyone who was there and everyone who made it possible for him to do what he does. If you want a perfect example of why he is so fondly remembered and such a great person, it’s tough to find a better one than this.

[artist-in-space]

“And I set fire, to the rain…”- Jack dropping random hints everywhere, probably

(That feeling when you look at the JSE fandom and they’re all screaming or freaking out about Jack’s hints…. XD)

[nickelodeonplease]

Nickelodeon Animation Shows 

[salticid]

a girl talk to me

[moaccyrk]

This is the best post I ever seen on tumblr.

[bimbocracy]

every single negative stereotype about women was dreamt up by men who were projecting. fight me about it.

[bimbocracy]

“women can’t drive”

It is so well known that women are better and safer drivers than men that OUR CAR INSURANCE RATES ARE LOWER. Women get into fewer accidents, get fewer DUIs, and receive fewer speeding tickets than men.

“women never shut up”

Several scientific studies have shown that not only do men talk more than women, they also think that women have been talking for much longer than they actually have. Men interrupt and talk over women, dominate conversations, and still think women talk too much.

“women are shallow”

Lol next

“my wife is my ball and chain lmao”

Multiple studies have shown that marriage between men and women: Increases male lifespan, decreases female lifespan Decreases male depression rates, increases female depression rates Decreases male stress levels, increases female stress levels Increases male health and happiness, decreases female health and happiness Increases a man’s chance of getting a raise or promotion, decreases a woman’s chances of getting a raise or promotion

“women are too emotional”

Men love to say this about women after hurting them, in order to shift the blame and dismiss their feelings in one go. In reality, women are taught to hold our tongues and control ourselves quite literally from birth. We’re taught to put men’s needs and wants ahead of our own emotions regardless of the personal cost. Men are taught to do more or less whatever the fuck they want to women. Men take their emotions out on women while women are expected to shove theirs down.

I could go on and on but I don’t really think I need to.

[please-unfollow-this-blog]

“women can’t drive” (The Guardian) (CBS News) (Insurance Institute for Highway Safety)

“women talk to much” (PBS, resources included)

“women are shallow” (just read the book, Dataclysm. by okcupid founder (?) that includes data about sex, gender, race, in finding online romantic partners)

“ball and chain” (University of London)

for all you pissbabies crying about sources

[weenie-hut-general]

[fenris]

*drives one mile over the speed limit*  my name is max. my world is fire and blood

[vulture-jack]

*takes a turn a little to hard* WITNESS ME