Well... Hi :)

[sehomes]

[yougetusedtoiteventually]

Job application: *Now hiring graduates*

Job application: *Must have traveled to the moon AT LEAST twice, won an Oscar, fluent in seven languages. Oh, and have 50 years experience. Good luck!*

[hvrbi-deactivated20211103]

[90sjamz]

This gave me high expectations on what my cardboard box house would look like inside. I guess I needed a bigger imagination then.

[720193]

yo, my childhood tho

I’m going to cry.

[blvcckwb]

This just brought back so many memories.

[iamtheoneandonlyjordan]

Man Tony could’ve gotten it. Them locs and that face? Good Lord

[yougetusedtoiteventually]

me: I want to be a badass and do wild and reckless things all the time I want to be arrogant and I want people to be intimidated by me

me, five minutes later: I want to be a pastel fairy and I want to be kind to everyone and everything I want to be a beacon of light and positivity

me, five minutes later: I want to be studious and do everything in the power to further my pursuits and I want to be objective and clinical

me: *is actually an emotional mess that cycles through personas so quickly that there is no defined personality to be found anywhere within such a clusterfucked self*

[mxrkgarcia-deactivated20170108]

This is why I hate texting sometimes.

[pinkcronut-deactivated20170614]

[endlessroadhome]

hella-bogus “I want you home before I go to bed” “What time are you going to bed?” “That’s not the point”

[observando]

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.

Lemony Snicket (via daydreamdelusion)

[hxlenoftroy]

girls don’t like boys girls like books with complicated plots and mythology

[tinybro]

so we have a conversational safeword in my group of friends and it’s great, idk why more people don’t do this. whenever someone wants a subject to be dropped immediately no questions asked we just say “spleen” and we stop immediately and it’s a really good way to avoid crossing the line between teasing friends and genuinely upsetting them by accident, or stopping debates from turning into actual arguments

[hollowedskin]

Hey that’s cool.

That’s really cool.

[justmumfordthings]

Growing up British

[just-shower-thoughts]

Batman and Daredevil should switch names. One has no powers and constantly puts his life at risk performing dangerous stunts, and the other navigates via echolocation.

[l-o-t-r]

Very sad news as Uraeus, better known as Brego to the LOTR fandom, has passed on. I loved seeing every interaction that Viggo had with him, because it was genuine. Rest in peace, noble steed!

[l-o-t-r]

[imaglne]

team “I wore this yesterday but I’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

[kushandwizdom]

There’s 48k of us out there woo

[edating]

a lot of people assume because i dont talk a lot that its because im in a bad mood or grumpy or being cold with them but its just like a genuinely have nothing to say!! i am not an interesting person!! i dont know how to respond to people 90% of the time dont take it personally!!

[constantcollapse-deactivated202]

Does anyone have that really odd feeling when you’re alone in your bedroom laying down listening to sad ass music and you just realized how bored you are with life and you want to go on adventures and live and feel free but you just want to fucking die because you don’t see a point anymore and it’s not like you’re sobbing and you’re extremely sad, it’s more of a numb feeling and you simply just want to die idk that’s how I feel these days and yeah

[bearzerky]

i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then