I am weak and simple in the body

[youknowcchio]

Hello!!!!

My name is Pinocchio!!! I used to be made of wood until Alessandra the Blue Fairy turned me into a real boy and now I can do real boy things! Like personal branding and helping my sister find grapes!

You can ask me questions! You can ask me just about anything, as long as it's not inappropriate! Otherwise my papa might get upset.

Sometimes my friends might appear too, so here's a guide to that:

Normal text just means it's me!

Anything red is my sister Maria Clarrisio!

Anything purple is my papa Gepeto!

Anything green is my friend Don Vincenzio!

Anything blue is the blue fairy, Alessandra!

Anything orange is the mod!

Mod info under the cut!!!

Hey guys! This blog is run by @theblackberryhimself ! My pronouns are he/him and my name is Floyd!!!! This is my first RP blog so let's see how it goes.

Please nothing nsfw!!! And I think that's about it!

Also, I have a Franz Ferdinand sideblog called @thestrawberryhimself if you're interested/wondering where all my FF posts disappeared to!

[youknowcchio]

Do you have found any cool words in the thesaurus you got yet?

I do!!!! My favourite one is kerfuffle. It’s like a disaster!

[youknowcchio]

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[youknowcchio]

Pinocchio is there anything you want for christmas?

I asked Santa for a thesaurus so I can learn some more words!!!!!!!!!!!

[youknowcchio]

Do you prefer green or red grapes?

I don’t know!!!! I just like grapes. Choosing a favourite is so difficult!!!!!

[youknowcchio]

What is your favourite hobby (other than the grape farm and all that)?

- 💚

Hmmmm….. I like running around!!!!!!!

[youknowcchio]

Hi Pinocchio!

My name is...er... Rupert. Yeah. Rupert. I think you're really cool. And did you actually get to meet a FAIRY??? What was that like??? Was she pretty????

Also did the things in the Disney cartoon actually happen??? Were you swallowed by a whale????

- Rupert Jr @rupertsr-and-jr

Thank you for thinking I’m cool!!!!!!!! I did get to meet a fairy!!!!! She was super cool!!!!!

Of course I’m pretty. I’m ✨fabulous✨

Also, I don’t know what a Disney is, but I was swallowed by a whale, so yeah!

[youknowcchio]

How are you alive?

- @offstage-religion (Satan)

I don’t know!!!!!!!!! You should ask the blue fairy!

It’s because I’m ✨fabulous✨

[youknowcchio]

Hey guys

Mod here! So I know that this blog has been really inactive, that’s mostly because I started sixth form so I had SO MUCH WORK to do suddenly, and also because my sfth hyperfixation sorta faded. But I’ve decided to start trying to post again! So send me some questions, and I’ll answer the ones that are already chilling in my inbox :)

[youknowcchio]

how is your family doing Pinocchio? How are we all of you feeling?

Oh, we’re great!!! There was a really good harvest of grapes this summer!!!

[theblackberryhimself]

Ok guys so I have something serious I need to talk about that I’ve been meaning to make a post about for a while now. I’ll put it under the cut because it’s gonna be a bit of a rant.

Ok so basically I’m having a slight identity crisis!

It is split into two parts:

So first of all, I think I might be bisexual. The reason for this is because- ok pls don’t judge me about this please I feel WEIRD WRITING ALL THIS DOWN- so basically you guys know how much I love Franz Ferdinand? Well it’s mostly because of their music and mostly because my brain has just latched onto them, but also. You can’t deny that they are fit though. Like come on. So I was messaging my friend and I was all like ‘hahaha if anyone would be my gay awakening it would be Audrey Tait hahaha’ and well what do you know, now I’m actually considering that I might be bi. Man I sure love hindsight. But idk if it’s a 50/50 situation. I think it’s more of an 80/20 situation where I lean towards men but also like women a bit???? Idk

Ok second of all, you guys know Pip? As in, Tom’s partner. And how they do drag? Well I was watching a video of them and I just thought to myself ‘hmmmm what would my drag name be if I was a drag king’ so I thought about it then I had the best idea, which I quickly made a post about on my Franz Ferdinand sideblog:

'I don't have any intention of actually doing this btw' hahaha. Ha. Well I thought about it a bit more and it really sounds like it would be fun!!! Lol I've been planning it out in my head a bit. But it did also make me think that maybe I'm trans too??? Maybe???? But idk.

As for which pronouns I use... Idk. So please I encourage you to not just use she/her but go fucking crazy. Please refer to me with literally any pronouns you want. Throw a dart at a dartboard with your eyes closed to pick if you want. I think if people refer to me with other pronouns, it might help me work out what I am.

[youknowcchio]

Hey, mod here!!!! I need to put this here as well lol. Quite important info lmao

[campbellcindy]

cindy wakes up to the smell of freshly baked bread, with notes of vanilla, coffee, and caramel. it's pleasantly warm, the way a spring day tends to be.

initally, she had assumed they had fallen asleep in the blacksmith-bakery, but upon blinking open her eyes, it's clear their surroundings are unfamailar.

her head hurts. a lot. it feels like a drill has been pressed up againt their skull for the last…hour? two hours? she can't tell how long she's been out for.

pushing herself up from a long, leather bench only worsens the headache.

upon sitting up straight, she notes a display case of pastries in front of her, with a connected checkout area. to their right is an assortment of chairs and tables for customers. the only thing to her left is a wall. the roof—strangely—is vaguely curved.

it reminds cindy of the ceiling on trains.

on that thought is when they notice movement. it's rather subtle, but whatever this place is, it's moving.

the word crawls out from her throat unbidden.

"father?"

she feels a little stupid, calling out for him.

all she can do is wait.

angus does not show up.

cindy does not expect him to.

[youknowcchio]

Do you also like rasins?

Yeah! Sometimes we dry up some of the leftover grapes! They are super yummy!

[campbellcindy]

Hello! Do you like grapes?!?!

~Pinocchio from @youknowcchio

hello pinocchio!! yes i do :>

grapes are used in a few of our baked goods, actually, and they tend to sell quite well

[youknowcchio]

Ooo!!! They sound good!!! I'll ask my papa if we can come and visit to buy some one day!!!

[the-astral-coven]

Hello!!! I'm Pinocchio! Do you like grapes???

~pinocchio from @youknowcchio

Hi Pinocchio! I'm Jim...I used to like grapes a lot, but I haven't had any in a long time. -👻

[youknowcchio]

Yay! Hey, maybe you could come to visit Sicily one day??? It would be nice to meet you!!!

[shoot-from-the-shipping-names]

*accompanied by giggling*

What about my papa and Don Vincenzo? Hehehehehehe

~Pinocchio from @youknowcchio (don't tell them I was here!!!)

Oh, Pinocchio... fine then.

Shipping name: Firewood

[mood-from-the-hip]

Pinocchio from The Grape Depression moodboard + Pinocchio (1974) themed

- self indulgent

🪵⭐

[youknowcchio]

Oh, a mood board of me!! I love it!!!