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Motherfucking bitches ALWAYS being bitches!!!

Broken people mostly heal themselves with sex.

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How to Send Supplies to the Oregon Militia That Are Definitely NOT Dildos

As you probably saw yesterday, people seem to really enjoy sending dicks to the “militiamen” who have taken over an Oregon wildlife refuge. They send dildos. They send gummy dicks. Well, turns out the “militia” didn’t like that. And they wish people wouldn’t send them dicks. I for one think it’s important to respect their wishes, which is why I have put together this comprehensive guide about how exactly you can avoid sending dildos to these patriots.

STEP ONE: Do not go to Amazon.com

STEP TWO: Do not, under any circumstances, search for dildos

STEP THREE: Do not click on “Show all results” to see adult items

STEP FOUR: Don’t look at the results and consider which sex toy the militia would enjoy most

STEP FIVE: Don’t click on the very highly reviewed “Sexflesh Rebellious Ryan 9 Inch Dildo With Suction Cup”

STEP SIX: It is very important that you do not click on “Add to Cart”

STEP SEVEN: Seriously, don’t add the address and phone number of the wildlife refuge

STEP EIGHT: I don’t know how you got to this point, because I’m sure you’ve been following these instructions exactly, but seriously, do not push “Place Your Order”

And that’s how you don’t send dicks to the brave militiamen who occupied a defenseless wildlife refuge in Oregon.

slightlybotheredbrownboy

This is the only vid you’ll ever need to see regarding racism in America. Short and to the point. Jane Elliott gives no fucks!

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Thanks for tagging me in this.

didntfitthenarrative

“… but nobody wants to be a nigger.”

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the hero we didn’t ask for, but truly deserve.

Being an adult is THEE WORST!

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When you wake up feeling like you got smacked with a brick

You probably aren't drinking enough water. #IJS

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This was my favorite thing to say growing up. LOL

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Cried my eyes out today....and I'm still a G!

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michellepsychologist

If you correct your mind, the rest of your life will fall into place.

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thelifeoftyran

Tip To Help w/ An Anxiety Attack

Breathe & Focus.

Look Around You.

Find 5 things you can see.

4 things you can touch.

3 things you can hear.

2 things you can smell.

1 thing you can taste.

This is called GROUNDING. 🙇🏾 It can help when you feel like you have lost all control of your surroundings. Please Reblog, it could really help someone in need. 🙌🏾