I Am Cultural Marxism

Space Buddies is Theory, G-Force is Praxis. 21, she/her

[sethdomain]

border collie kris

You can ragebait them by showing them oddly satisfying video that is missing the oddly satisfying part

[ralseipastries]

Had thoughts about Ralsei again

[ralseipastries]

made this last night in like ten minutes

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[terracotta7]

As if Joanne couldn't get any shittier, she misgendered and insulted a woman who called for support, all because the woman had PCOS/PMOS and "didn't sound feminine enough."

Fuck her.

Your shitty children's series isn't more important than people's lives.

[ravioliet]

i literally love saying "ON IT BOSS!!!!!" whenever someone asks me to do something like i'm some sort of henchman. it doesn't matter if they're my boss or not for real even because in the moment they are, and whatever they requested of me i'm on it

[willgrahamscock]

I do the opposite of gatekeeping, I’m not going to shut up until you like this thing as much as I do

[willgrahamscock]

here’s a wet pathetic man in a gifset to get you started and then I’m going to send you memes as propaganda

[destinationtoast]

gatetossing: hurling the gate at passersby and attempting to capture them, regardless of whether they wanted to pass through the gate

[ihni]

[epilepticsaints]

[the-sofa-king-awesome]

the tags on this post do not disappoint

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[torgamous]

FELLATIO: Have you never taken within your mouth

The tender member of your lady love?

Then be assured its texture is unmatched

Now softened as it is by womanhood

KING: Thou dares impugn the honor of thy queen?!

Were we not so close I would have thy head!

FELLATIO: Tis futile. You may have my head but once,

While I have claimed your wife's a thousandfold

[sleepyquietgirl]

I feel like I am taking crazy pills

[capricious-frog]

I couldn't believe this was true so I had to double check and I found multiple articles talking about it. We live in a comedy sketch.

Here's the link to the article of the photo:

Harry Potter fans force relocation of £430m undersea cable to avoid Dobby’s ‘grave’

Power cable linking UK and Ireland now passes near Bronze Age human burial remains instead of fictional grave on Welsh beach

[kayla-denker]

Remember that time in 2016 that Harry Potter fans defaced the dolmen a Casa dos Mouros, a 5,000 year old neolitic tomb?

So an actual grave and important piece of world heritage doesn't matter. But the fictional grave of a fictional character from their beloved racist, fatphobic, transmisogynistic, mediocre book series? That's what needs protecting.

[6irlpet]

i dont want a childproofed internet i am almost 30 fucking years old. give your kid an internet safety talk and stop making it the problem of every adult on the planet every time some cryptkeeper legislator gets the brilliant idea (via conservative lobbying) to push through yet another bill gutting our access to free expression + increasing the powers of the surveillance state + lining the pockets of Big Data in the name of Protecting The Kids they wont even feed. this shit is exhausting i can’t believe we’re going to be fighting about it for the rest of my life

[dragongirlbunny]

they should invent weed that makes your tits bigger and it should be free.

[lexxiesbimboboobs]

that makes your tits bigger and slowly stops wearing off the clouded thoughts, so you just become a big titted, slow witted bimbo <3

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

jeeesus, kris

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

also, probably a total coincidence, but these two lines are next to each other in the text, despite being in completely different places.

"it's a flowerbed" is examine text for this "hospital" bed you get if you get beaten in the first area in chapter 5.

so initially I thought "not a good bed" was second examine text for the flowerbed, not the picnic tables...

[artemissoftstepper]

make your subtitles accurate to what’s being said or i will kill you!!!!

[sycamorality]

really cool example i have of someone making youtube subtitles that both include how something (in this case, a username) is spelled, and how the narrator pronounces it. i think more people should do this

[mercyseb]

Growing up.

[lexxiesbimboboobs]

So generally I went into a bit of research frenzy based on an old ask I got as to why polypropylene (string) breast implants were discontinued.

Anyway, three hours later, I have more data on this subject than available anywhere on the internet, have learned that the guy who invented them had to pay 11.36 million dollars in a medical malpractice lawsut, has a ten thousand word takedown in a Houston press article from 30 years ago.

This guy is fucking crazy, boob wise and invented so many weird frankenstein boob things. One thing I've just found is that he was the progenitor of inserting breast implants through the navel, somehow, for some reason.

anyway, ig i have good motivation for that youtube video now

[lexxiesbimboboobs]

He made millions sculpting the figures of Houston women while dodging one of the largest malpractice judgments in Texas history. But after b

nah this is fucking insane. for a brief summary

he was invoved in several medical malpractice lawsuits - including for almost accidentally killing a girl during a birthmark removal and for performing one the world first bilateral endoscopic mammoplasty on a whim, without informing the patient

he avoided the fines for the two above malpractice cases for as long as he could, literally filing for bankruptcy to avoid paying for them

hired a guy to dump all of his tax fraud onto and made him go bankrupt (also to avoid the above malpractice charges)

built a pool in the shape of boobs and put a hot tub in the nipple

literally started an insurance company to do fraud better

recorded all of his surgeries and in the mid 2000s was forbidden by a judge from releasing the footage of operating on a recently-deseased past patient

attempted to invent self-expanding breast implants that worked by permanently irritating your breast tissue

apparently wrote a book about endoscopic techniques after his experience with the aforementioned mammoplasty

supposedly did seventeen breast surgeries in a single day

literally never took accountability for anything

...

I am not done. What the fuck.

[xekstrin]

Something to keep in mind…. building muscle is so hard people compete to see who can do it best. If you’re a woman worried about “getting bulky”, i promise you that you cannot achieve that physique by accident. Now go lift weights to increase your bone density & protect yourself from osteoporosis and improve your insulin resistence and eat a fiber + protein dense meal with some carbs to refuel and fat for satiety + energy 🫵

[xekstrin]

trans women this goes double for you especially the part about eating 🫵 you are not immune to your bones becoming tapioca in your old age pick up the weights and the fork sister we’re all gonna build our new bodies if i have anything to say about it