theo

cigarettes after wanks

[marci1900]

[timid]

[perks-of-being-chinese]

[fifisnowbar]

[lesbianvenom]

mental health advice from someone not qualified to speak about mental health

[jumex]

[urbanoutfucks]

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

[silentreadinghour]

doctor: i’m sorry to tell you but your condition is chronic

me: you sellin chronic? 👀

doctor: please sir, you are really sick

me: haha thanks dude

[breeze2]

[young-but-not-cool]

Baby boomer: You kids don't know how hard we had it! Everyone had to use the Library to get information and we didn't have cell phones!

Me: Literally everyone I know my age wants to die but okay

[falsedetective]

5 years ago i was a fucking mess & now i’m a fucking mess but at peace with it and with cooler fashion sense

[awesomevines]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Watch with sound.

[z-raid]

Cat: Mrah!

Person with camera: Honey, you got a ton of fluff stuck in your mouth!

Cat: Mrah!

Person: Too fluffy! [ removes fluff] Let me help you, buddy.

[visacoco]

[olenamanning]

1x08 The Hitcher

[taupey]

im literaly…… crying… im sobbing ….. .hoylglhhgf

[flow-fairy]

[sextmessage]

[carudamon119]