20 | kee | ♑️

a kaleidoscope dream full of plentiful hearts merely lost at sea

[youngbitching]

Today, you can become the coolest star in the circle for $24.99.

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[yeahdisney]

[dynabites]

[cheesepossum]

[halfhardtorock]

:\/ !!!!

[danger]

[turing-tested]

[aestheticgoddess]

[lighttindie]

[netflixandnudez]

Most annoying part of your 20's: Feeling like you're not where you should be, while everyone else SEEMS like they are.

[black-geek-supremacy]

FAX.

[nevver]

[unclefather]

Star warts

[diaryofacreativehoarder]

[theexfiles-deactivated20190101]

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

[bekstek]

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

cracks me up every time

[winchysteria]

either the best or worst thing i have ever done

[iheartswagdouble]

When You with your squad and you see someone you hate:

[shopbando-blog]

get in a good mood! go to bando.com.

[weavemama]

America is about to be that part in the lion king where where pride rock became all shitty bc Scar became king

[0fthem0untains]

have yet to see a better analogy

[mysticmoonhigh-deactivated20211]

Are you implying Hilary Clinton’s daughter will assassinate Donald Trump because I’m okay with this

[breelandwalker]

Actually, if we follow the narrative, I think it would be the Obama daughters. Which would be even MORE awesome.

[qi-mera]

Malia’s gonna fight Trump on the roof of the Whitehouse while it’s on fire.

[dianasbi-deactivated20171023]

while joe biden dresses in drag and does the hula as a diversion

[charliestreehouse]

[ungifable]

Newsflash, felchers: Rat poison only works because rodents don’t have a gag reflex. If you gave a human rat poison, they would immediately puke it all up. So not only would I have survived your attempt on my life, it would have also made me skinnier.