Running From Responsibility But Chasing Dreams

Chaotic Good. Fucking nerd.

[nightcigale]

Comic commission for the lovely @fabelyn

[fabelyn]

Alastor lying beneath Lucifer's wings.

Art c0mmissioned from @re-unknown for ch32 of Theoxenia

[fabelyn]

Art I commissioned from @re-unknown for my fic Theoxenia.

(Which in turn was inspired by @nekophy's comic lol)

[titsay]

the moon is a giant disco ball

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[ranaeley]

Obligatory truck I don’t trust reblog

[corndog-patrol]

pines boys!!

[abracadaze]

i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken

[satusepiida]

His ghost is setting those cars on fire actually

[coyotegestalt]

I hadn’t really considered “the agnostic demigod of electromagnetism is the reason Musk’s companies fail” before, but I like the concept. 

[whenmuldermetscully]

Sometimes I think about Melissa Scully with all her crystals and stars, and think how she probably forced Scully to sit down while she did an astrology or tarot or tea reading on her at like 11 and said she can tell her about her future husband.

And Scully would say “you see a cat and some kind of wild dog! That’s not even a person!”

And Melissa would be all determined, “not a literal animal, Dana! Like a wild dog. A tiny one but in the woods. Metaphors, Dana! Don’t spoil the fun.”

Eyebrow arched, “He’s a wolf? A fox? A lost labrador?”

“Ok fine, make fun of me.”

“I’m sorry. Ok, what else do you see… Madame Melissa?”

“Mmmm clay.”

“Clay!?”

“Like…. A builder. You know? Making ah- ah—”

“…..a carpenter? A dog in the woods, and a builder. Those are my options?”

“No. Mold. That’s what I mean.”

Blank stares. “Melissa. Put it away. I don’t think this is working. Mold!? That doesn’t make any sense!”

“Not mold as in the black yucky stuff. Mold! As in to shape something.”

“So not a builder but a mold-er?”

“Yes!”

“This is why I choose science. Not a single thing in all of that did it make any sense.”

“….want me to describe your house?”

“Sure.”

[fortist166]

How one holds a girl 🥹

[moon-jellie]

Alarm cock is this anything

[sesamie-moving]

they call it a rooster i think

[vesperian-dusk-deactivated20250]

Yes, this is real.

Context:

[wikimyky]

Yep .

Good night.

[slimereveler]

they sacked my fucking fiefdom. it's so over. i'll never be able to afford the king's taxes. i don't have a single fucking asset to my name except *winks shyly* my special sex ability🫣

[slimereveler]

unlock powerful new heroes to ATTACK my pussy!!!

[borderlinereminders]

People don’t owe you their downtime! And I don’t mean this in a harsh way, but in a “quit breaking your own heart” way.

It’s so easy to see a friend “active” and reblogging on tumblr, or maybe making a status update on Facebook and feel hurt they haven’t replied to our messages.

Different things take different energy. And someone being “online” but not actively talking to you does not mean they no longer love or care about you.

[prokopetz]

A large part of housecat vocalisation toward humans isn’t goal-directed communication, but rather, affiliative signaling: a simple call-and-response protocol which establishes that the participants are part of the same social unit. Amongst themselves, most housecat affiliative signaling is non-vocal, but humans aren’t really physiologically equipped to respond to such signalling in a feline fashion, and cats, well, they’re adaptable.

Which is to say that when your cat yells, and you yell back, so the cat yells again, and so forth, what you’re really saying to each other is “hiiiiii~”.

[semiramis-audron]

[eldritchsandwich]

This is why it is important to meow at loved ones.

[alex51324]

A largish percentage of human vocalizations are this, too!  When your human co-worker says “Workin’ hard or hardly workin’?” or comments on atmospheric conditions or other readily-observable features of your surroundings, or generally statements that seemingly convey no useful or novel information whatsoever, the true purpose of these vocalizations is to develop and/or maintain the social unit of the workplace!   In effect, they are saying, “We are experiencing this situation together.  We often experience situations together.  Let’s be allies!”

Some humans will even make vocalizations of this kind to complete strangers, such as when waiting in a line or using public transportation.  This behavior is especially common in situation that may involve some form of inconvenience or frustration, such as waiting in a long line or experiencing a delay.  In these contexts, the vocalizations communicate, “We are both experiencing the same unpleasant situation; let’s not make it worse by being aggressive to one another.”  

[heir-of-the-chair]

This is a great way to explain the usage of small talk but why did you phrase it like you’re an alien studying the animal behavior of humans?

[alex51324]

…no reason!

[wherdtonygo]

listen i get grunkle ford is hot, trust me. i get it. but you guys are missing out on manwhore stanley for real. that man hasnt heard a word of praise in 60 years. this will affect him physically, emotionally, and sexually. what happened to the manwhores you guys used to love manwhores

[itsscaredycat]

so ok yeah fine i watched gravity falls again and read the book of bill

[uovoc]