This is the funniest fucking thing Iâve seen all day. I donât even know how to laugh at it.

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This is the funniest fucking thing Iâve seen all day. I donât even know how to laugh at it.
The End.
I really donât want to start, or else Iâll cry a lot. but this is what i think i can get out. I love you all so much, and the past year has been full of laughs and memories that iâll never forget. Russetwood and Whisperwing live on together, being hella gay in secret. maybe they get caught? who knows?
Leo and I are working on our own clan: Breezeclan. Everyone here is invited and your sunclan cats can appear, but it can only be an au of their timeline. Hit either leo or I up about that, and weâd be happy to answer all of your questions.
Iâd love to talk to you all as time goes on, but take note that i am not the best at conversation. Itâs so hard to believe that this is all coming to an end, but thank you all so much for everything.
Even as the sun sets, beauty is everywhere.
I wish I had 8 legs so I could wear four pairs of hot pants"
- Lionblaze at some point (via inaccuratewarriorsquotes)
iâm the dragon iâm not braggin its my destiny, im the magical protector of the nyc
The Wiz Live
If it hasnât been stated already, you can watch The Wiz Live! in full on NBCâs site (here). If they remove it from their site before you got to see this post and you still didnât get a chance to see it, watch it (here).
ATTN: @daniellemertina
thanks! NBCâs site doesnât let people in the UK watch it but the 2nd link works!
itâs also on hulu now. http://www.hulu.com/watch/879290Â
We have a rule called D.O.N.T.
It stands for
DOOOOoooooonâT COMMENT ON SOMEONES CHARACTER IF ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY IS âit looks like X character!â
Just Donât.
D O N T
Is it that hard?
If this ever happens and ESPECIALLY if you mean negative intent, you and I will talk. I'm not letting your actions possibly fuck up someone's life like it did mine
We have a rule called D.O.N.T.
It stands for
DOOOOoooooonâT COMMENT ON SOMEONES CHARACTER IF ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY IS âit looks like X character!â
Just Donât.
D O N T
Is it that hard?
If this ever happens and ESPECIALLY if you mean negative intent, you and I will talk. I'm not letting your actions possibly fuck up someone's life like it did mine
âWellâŠLilyfrost is gone, isnât she?â He hissed, his eyes blazing, âWhat does it matter anymore?â
closed bro of Russetwood and Stormpaw
Stormpaw had been awake since early that morning, mainly from the promise Russetwood had given him. They would be going and tracking around the territory, making sure Thistleruff and Splitgaze were long gone! It sounded exciting, but Stormpaw was pretty sure it was only to make him feel better because of Lilyfrost falling deeply ill, and they werenât actually going to be doing any real tracking.
Stormpaw waited patiently outside in the clearing, his icy blue gaze looking around and hoping to spot the large she-cat.
Russetwood met Stormpaw at the front of camp. She knew that things for the little dude were going badly, and she wanted to be a positive note in his life. She put on a big smile.
âHey pal, you ready to go? Weâre gonna practice checking scents, and then Iâll show you some cool spots!â
She took the small tom outside of the camp, towards the borders of the territory; on her normal route when she did border patrols. She taught him briefly how to mark his scent on the border, which he picked up quickly. It was an easy subject, and he was a fast learner.Â
The next order of business was to check Stormpawâs perception of smell. She took him inward from the border, into a brushy section of the taiga. The cold air ruffled her fur as she addressed her apprentice.
âAlright, buddy. You got scent marking pretty well. Now, hereâs a challenge for you: Iâm going to wander around this area for a while, and then hide. You have to find me.â
I feel like evey horoscope thing for Sagittarius is like:
They are on fire always. Donât put out the fire or they scream.
accurate
This is halfkit! (I mean, he looks much more like a kitten. This is probably him at apprentice age) Welcome to the world, little buddy, Itâs a shame that your momâs dead and your dad wants nothing to do with ya!
FIRST ROLEPLAY WITH HALFKIT ON MONDAY, 11/9
AND AFTER ALL YOUâRE MYÂ
thought I would join the family tree bandwagon!!
ok butâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠ.consider this
Russetwood was spending her time with her beetle friend, when a dirty, bloody, one-eyed ghost dragged himself into camp. The scent of blood with hints of someone supposedly long gone made you look up from your tiny pal. You couldnât believe your eyes. Auburnsun! You jumped to your feet, and almost forgot to secure your beetle friend. You scooped him up and placed him into some moss that would probably distract your insect companion, although you were shaking, so it was a bit difficult.Â
The beetle safe, you rushed to your former leaderâs side. âAuburnsun,â she cried. âI-iâm so sorry! B-b-but you can tell us the real truth now! Iâll remember it, I promise, even though this is a dream. Are you in Starclan? Youâre awfully dirty,â Russetwood could hardly keep her thoughts in order, and she almost cried a few times. Auburnsun was here! She was having a Starclan dream, but when did she fall asleep? She even had the beetle. Hmmm, she thought, this is really vivid!
The she-cats eyes were wide and chaotic. Panic filled her voice and she seemed to be buzzing around like a bee. You rest your tail on the she-cats shoulder. You let a moment of silence draw on so that she could catch her breath.
Calm downâŠ
You say gently before your tail drops from the she-catâs shoulder.
You are not dreaming⊠I am here. Right now. I promise you.
You decide not to answer her bubbled questions just yet. Youâd hate to send her back into spiraling panic. Instead you continue to speak quietly.
Why dont you sit down and relax?
He wasnât dead?! So Thistleruff had been right! Part of you felt bad for a second but then you remembered that it was Thistleruff and she sucks.Â
âO-okay,â You uneasily sat down and tried to relax. âIâm pretty glad youâre alive. Although itâs awkward because i just got over you being dead.  How did you survive the fall from the cliff? Iâd let you have a go at Thistleruff, but sheâs been banished and is gone forever.â Wow, if you could manage to think of something for more than two seconds at a time right now, itâd be a miracle. Thistleruff. Banished. Pigeonpaw. Pigeonpaw. Pigeonpaw. Hey wow, you did think of something for more than two seco-Pigeonpaw.Â
âAuburnsun. No, star? Iâm not sure if thatâs a star or yellow dirt. Thatâs not too important right now. Thistleruff is gone. She tried to rename the clan after herself, falsely claimed she had nine lives, specifically lying to me and Whisperwing. She randomly named the apprentices (donât worry, none of them kept their names), and- and... when Pigeonpaw tried to say no, Thistleruff killed her. It was so sudden, like lightning: one second, standing up for you and the clan, the next her body was lifeless, blood leaking from the neck. I-iâm glad youâre back Auburnsu-star; we need you here.â Russetwoodâs eyes gleamed with passion as she spoke to her leader. She could almost cry, but she felt as if someone controlling her in an alternate universe was already doing so; so she decided to not cry. âSay, youâre pretty beat up. Did you lose any lives while you were injured?â