Vignettes of Pre-Les Miserables Javert

#crumbs everywhere #in the bed #on the couch #it needs to stop

Please don’t encourage him.

justvaljean

Baguette Emoji - June 2016

I’m happy to announce that the folks in charge of emojis have finally considered my petitions and they will be announcing this bad boy later this month:

Enjolras, you see, the people DO rise! Like yeast.

transskulduggery-deactivated201

Dad, /please/

Excellent news in the baked goods fandom! Hi pops. :D

#why though #why not a cudgel emoji

Well, at least they’re also providing a facepalm emoji at the same time. God knows I’ll need it, now that there’s apparently a need for a baguette emoji.

What’s this world coming to? *grumble millennials grumble*

And transkulduggery is right; it’s not yeast that rises, it’s the dough that rises. Yeast just helps the dough rise. For someone that loves bread as much as you do, you sure don’t know very much about it…

thelilnan

He is the law and the law is not mocked.

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esteliel

11 days and counting, still ridiculously obsessed. <3

spooky-ninja-cyborgs-deactivate

Ah, the trials and tribulations of every-day life.

Sometimes I think about M. Madeleine and my trousers get uncomfortable I am still slightly annoyed and dreadfully humiliated by that entire debacle.

throrin-blog

turnit0ff

#it’s like he realises how gay what he said seemed

#NOT IN A SEX WAY #IN A JUSTICE WAY #GOD GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER

#standard police procedure

Well this is completely out of context, I tell you. I was flustered! I’d barely missed him! Again! Clearly that more than accounts for an elevated heart-rate and dilated pupils. That’s how I reacted to all fugitives….nothing to see here, move along…

I miss justvaljean too he was like everyone’s Dad

Who probably didn’t sign up to take on a veritable flock of very overemotional nerdy teenagers but handled it with grace nevertheless

#youngjavert #justvaljean

*scoffs* *scoffs loudly*

If anyone is overemotional and has the sense of teenager, it’s him...but I say that with affection. I’ve come to appreciate him for a myriad of reasons. He is certainly kind, and he certainly has boundless patience, and he certainly looks good naked.

kellyhopkinsvillegoblin

In case anyone’s wondering how domestic life’s been going…it turns out, a lack of schooling in Jean’s youth has lead to many an erroneous assumption.

Incorrigible, I swear.

@afaintcloudyhaze I know it’s so weird I swear this is like Fate or some shit man it’s incredible

Well, that explains it. My ear was itchy recently. An old gypsy woman once told me when I was a boy that when your ear gets itchy out of the blue, it means that someone’s been talking about you.

See, now, I once dismissed that as pure hogswash, but now I don’t know what to think…

Well in a way this week has been nostalgia central I could almost be back in my first year uni flat with my huge crowevert poster not interacting with irl humans and staying on AIM until 4am lmao Apart from the fact that I’m 22 now, how the heck did that happen

I literally just found out that youngjavert is back and?? same?? What year is this man

It’s officially 2013 again let’s celebrate by crying over les mis and being embarrassing teenagers

Sounds like the perfect plan tbh

buildarocketboys

can i join you guys pls? (i miss the valvert days)

OF COURSE come join the nostalgia train we’ll cry about valvert and talk about the good old days

Well, this warms my heart. The Valvert days are ... Well, for me, ALL the days, these days.

Side note: I hear that "rapping" is all the rage these days. I for one quite enjoy listening to it, but oh boy oh boy am I bad at it. Trust me, I've tried.

Whoa.

I go away for a little while (alright, a long while) and I come back to 829 whopping followers and an astounding 989 message full inbox! (Is there a limit to that, I wonder?) You all are just overflowing with affection; thank you.

I’m sad to see some deactivated faces, but hopefully those souls are off doing grand things. Really, I’m hoping this year has been good to everyone so far.

- YJ

Oh my goodness!! I’m so happy to see that you’re back! This is amazing! (I’m one of the deactivated ones, used to be kirawonrey but had to change my account)

lesterburnhams-deactivated20230

Of course I remember you! I still have a lovely message from you in my ask from years ago. I'm glad to see that you aren't deactivated "for good". Therainbowbandit just got me caught up and quelled some worries. I'm a worrier, as you know :)

You have a very pretty smile, Inspector.

Thank you. I’m not sure “pretty” is the word I’d prefer, but I’ll take it.

Whoa.

I go away for a little while (alright, a long while) and I come back to 829 whopping followers and an astounding 989 message full inbox! (Is there a limit to that, I wonder?) You all are just overflowing with affection; thank you.

I’m sad to see some deactivated faces, but hopefully those souls are off doing grand things. Really, I’m hoping this year has been good to everyone so far.

- YJ

#youngjavert

Javert is having none of your shit..

I just read your entire blog and it's absolutely amazing! You are a very strong (and formidable!) person and an amazing writer. I'm so sad I've come to the end and it would be amazing if you could come back :) you truly are an inspirational person.

Thanks for the kind words. Hope you enjoyed the journey (enjoyed is perhaps the wrong word there) — I don’t think I will be “coming back” per se, but it’s nice to know that people still care.

#youngjavert

would you like a cookie? *offers one out hesitantly*

Ah, yes...well, no. I shouldn't accept bribes from strangers...

#Anonymous

acbeachcityfolk-blog

it’s my birthday and im super sad pls send dumb jokes into my askbox to achieve +50 friendship points thank u