Who Am I?

Hi. I was encouraged by my daughter Cosette to make a blog. How does this thing work? The letters are so tiny.

[justvaljean]

Baguette Emoji - June 2016

I’m happy to announce that the folks in charge of emojis have finally considered my petitions and they will be announcing this bad boy later this month:

Enjolras, you see, the people DO rise! Like yeast. 

[judasisgayriot]

Dad, /please/

[transskulduggery-deactivated201]

Excellent news in the baked goods fandom! Hi pops. :D

[youngjavert-blog]

Well, at least they’re also providing a facepalm emoji at the same time. God knows I’ll need it, now that there’s apparently a need for a baguette emoji.

What’s this world coming to? *grumble millennials grumble*

And transkulduggery is right; it’s not yeast that rises, it’s the dough that rises. Yeast just helps the dough rise. For someone that loves bread as much as you do, you sure don’t know very much about it…

[justvaljean]

They'll never have a cudgel emoji, Jav. That's not something regular people want. (Unlike Brrrrreeeeaaaad)

It's the base of the food pyramid!

[justvaljean]

A relatively uplifting song for the lads of the barricade, remembering June 5th and the Paris Uprising.

We held on through the war
 Watching as our world crumbled 
 And we grew braver than before 
 (We were) holding up our scares 
 When we stumbled 
 And oh it’s still such a beautiful life



So we danced in a fount of Parisian merlot 
 With our head in the clouds
 Bodies below in desire 
 The whole worlds on fire

Time it pulls away - Still my heart holds the day the fires 


[justvaljean]

you're back.... it's been 84 years.....

Hasn’t been quiiiiiiiiite that long, has it?

[justvaljean]

To be honest, I think it's your passion for bread that counts, not the insignificant little details

THANK YOU

[justvaljean]

Oh my god

Sheesh I didn’t know the difference between yeast and dough and now everyone is up in my grill about it. Tough crowd....

Go enjoy your new squid emoji and let me revel in my lovely baguette.

[justvaljean]

Baguette Emoji - June 2016

I’m happy to announce that the folks in charge of emojis have finally considered my petitions and they will be announcing this bad boy later this month:

Enjolras, you see, the people DO rise! Like yeast. 

[justvaljean]

In another life, I was a computer hacker. I was stuck in a life of crime until I met a computer virus named Sid 6.7 and then it was happily ever after.

[inluvwithhugh-deactivated201408]

Rare behind the scenes image of Hugh Jackman from X-Men Origins Wolverine. In the movie we saw Hugh jump from the tank, and although in the movie he did film this scene nude however there was a photo shoot done along with it , but  "Rodger" couldn’t make an appearance so nude/ gold colored speedo’s were used to cover Hugh’s privates ;-)

Photo in HQ so please enjoy

[justvaljean]

I'm such a big bad wolf. Isn't that right, Jav? Your naughty convict. I've got a nice baguette for you tonight.

Gymont will understand why you keep shifting tomorrow, don't worry. 

[justvaljean]

Food for thought.

[justvaljean]

And this is how I smuggle alcohol to places where I cannot have alcohol. #SuckItPolice (but really he's quite good at that)

I <3 Bread

[justvaljean]

"Jesus Christ" - Brand New

Well, Jesus Christ, I'm not scared to die I'm a little bit scared of what comes after Do I get the gold chariot? Do I float through the ceiling? Do I divide and fall apart? 'Cuz my bright is too sly to hold back all my dark And the ship went down in sight of land And at the gates does Thomas ask to see my hands? I know you'll come in the night like a thief But I've had some time alone to hold my lies I know you think that I'm someone you can trust But I'm scared I'll get scared and I swear I'll try to never give up So do you think that we could work out a song Some know that it's you and that it's over so I won't even try I know you'll come for the people like me But we all got wood and nails, we're tongue tied to a hating factory

[anaeolist]

my sincerest apologies

[justvaljean]

Oh like father, like daughter. And Javvie look, you're a real bear.

[serjaimes-deactivated20140209]

are u ok

[justvaljean]

Oh pup what's with the sad face? Chin up, smile, sunshine. Even if your pout is adorable.

[justvaljean]

Did Javert accept your offer?

Yes, he has. :)

[karisaur-blog]

How to Take Care of a Police Inspector

[karisaur-blog]

Police Inspectors make great companions for those who are patient and dedicated. They will need a lot of long-term attention and quite a bit of space. They are intelligent, ‘friendly’ and enjoyable company for a dedicated ex-convict. Here are some basic tips for looking after your Police Inspector.

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[justvaljean]

Oh, wow! This will come very handy. I promise to patient and wait for no more "bed-head" before asking for, well, bed-head. Thanks for all of the advice!

[justvaljean]

So what's up with you lately? (You haven't posted in a little while so I thought I'd check to see if you're okay.)

Oh nothing, just lounging around.

[acbeachcityfolk-blog]

if when yj and jvj finally do it they better not do any of this ‘fade to black’ bs or else i will personally hunt them both down and give them the sternest talking to of their lives

[justvaljean]

HAHAHA he might put up a fight but there is no way in hell that is happening, you'll find the scoop here.