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The Bisexualest Round 1

Aqualad | Kaldur'ahm

Grace Choi

Voting ended onSep 8, 2025

Why do they deserve to win?

Kaldur'ahm

Grace Choi

#SHOW UP FOR FISH JESUS

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Sexyman Tournament (No Bats Allowed) Finals

John Constantine

Arsenal | Roy Harper

Voting ended onAug 25, 2025

penshachi

vote roy i am begging

#KALDUR LOST WHICH CONSIDERING HE’S IN ONE (1) DC PROPERTY IS PRETTY DAMN GOOD #BUT ROY IS STILL OURS #AND SEEING AS HE AND CONSTANTINE BOTH HAVE HYGIENE ISSUES #I FOR ONE WILL GO FOR THE DILF WITH BICEPS BIGGER THAN MY HEAD

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Sexyman Tournament (No Bats Allowed) Semifinals

Arsenal | Roy Harper

Aquaman | Kaldur'ahm

Voting ended onAug 18, 2025

#KALDUR BATHES REGULARLY #IM SORRY ROY IT IS WHAT IT IS

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Sexyman Tournament (No Bats Allowed) Round 4

Green Lantern | Hal Jordan

Aquaman | Kaldur'ahm

Voting ended onAug 2, 2025

rockscanfly

okay propoganda time, in several parts because of image limit

do you know what makes a character sexy?

angst

competence

bisexuality

sass

Kaldur? My boy Kaldur? Mr. Sexy Fish-Jesus, Martyr-Complex, Sass-ur-Mom, 'Done More To Derail Vandal Savages' Plans Than Any Other Being in 50,000 years'??? Mr. 24-Year-Old-Co-Chairing the Justice League with WONDER WOMAN? Mr. Double Agent???

He's got all of that in SPADES.

Competence? Vandal SAVAGE respects him, he's faced down Amanda Waller AND Granny Goodness, Lex fucking Luthor is scared of him--he's got that in spades.

Bisexual?

yeah, girl. CHECK.

rockscanfly

And to top it off??? SASS. SO MUCH SASS.

aND THEN THERE'S HIS EYEBROW!!

THE GUY GOES TOE TO TOE WITH SPOCK, FOLKS.

In short: He's tragic, he's insanely competent both as a fighter and a leader, he's bisexual, he's funny as fuck, and he's a perfect sexyman.

Vote Fish Beyonce. You know you want to!

#HAL IS WINNING #RED ALERT!

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Sexyman Tournament (No Bats Allowed) Round 4

Superboy | Kon-El

The Flash | Wally West

Voting ended onAug 2, 2025

#NOT GONNA LIE I JUST WANT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YJ (SHOW) FANS GET TO THIS POLL #I THINK LEGIT THIS IS THE ONLY FANDOM WHERE WALLY MIGHT BEAT CONNER #LETS SEE WHAT HAPPENS!#SEXYMAN TOURNAMENT MEME #OUTSOURCED MATERIALS

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Sexyman Tournament (No Bats Allowed) Round 4

Arsenal | Roy Harper

Green Lantern | John Stewart

Voting ended onAug 2, 2025

#CONSIDERING I AM ONE OF THE ANCIENT KOY SHIPPERS OF YORE #ROY AND KALDUR BOTH GETTING TO THE NEXT BRACKET MEANS I WIN EITHER WAY #SORRY JOHN #THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PIT TWO BAD BITCHES AGAINST ONE ANOTHER #OUTSIDE MATERIALS #SEXYMAN TOURNAMENT MEME

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Sexyman Tournament (No Bats Allowed) Round 4

Green Lantern | Hal Jordan

Aquaman | Kaldur'ahm

Voting ended onAug 2, 2025

rockscanfly

okay propoganda time, in several parts because of image limit

do you know what makes a character sexy?

angst

competence

bisexuality

sass

Kaldur? My boy Kaldur? Mr. Sexy Fish-Jesus, Martyr-Complex, Sass-ur-Mom, 'Done More To Derail Vandal Savages' Plans Than Any Other Being in 50,000 years'??? Mr. 24-Year-Old-Co-Chairing the Justice League with WONDER WOMAN? Mr. Double Agent???

He's got all of that in SPADES.

Competence? Vandal SAVAGE respects him, he's faced down Amanda Waller AND Granny Goodness, Lex fucking Luthor is scared of him--he's got that in spades.