wanderslut:.

ninety three percent stardust with a soul made of flames.

[dimetrodone]

Hot take: on a scale of nerd vs jock, LARPing is a more jockish activity then fantasy football.

[dimetrodone]

LARPing: people going outside and being physically active, requires working as a team with people

Fantasy Football: poindexters on the computer, playing with stats 

[dimetrodone]

[catchymemes]

Berkeleymews dump

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[pizzaotter]

Every single one of these is pure gold.

[sleazeburger]

[tamper]

[officialunitedstates]

Why don't you use capital letters?

the kids on tumblr are more receptive to text posts that lack proper capitalization and I am a businessman

[90s90s90s]

[teenagerposts]

(via thephilwells)

[triplesixmafia]

[lesbiantwinpeaks]

[duendealexis]

Wasn’t iCarly that guy with the wax wings that flew into the sun and fucking got rest because same

[duendealexis]

I just realized my phone corrected Icarus to iCarly because I type iCarly more than Icarus okay thanks

[phillylesty-deactivated20180912]

I thought this was just a god tier shitpost

[nevaehtyler]

[frawgs]

If you ever hear me breathe deeply it’s not because I’m annoyed it’s because I forget to breathe sometimes

[metaflesh-deactivated20180415]

I hate it when microwave meals say things like “delectable” and “exquisite” on the packaging. I’m eating radioactive garbage just let me live

[eliminated]

[larvitarr]

[poyzn]

[death-by-lulz]

The mystery behind the A113 in Pixar movies.

[weirdness-is-good]

[aka-maggie]