I French DILFs

32, Scorpio Sun/Gemini Moon/Leo Rising, actual homosexual, actual opinions

[your-dads-top]

I don't know, maybe the reason that you are getting fewer hook-ups into your 40s is that, despite having a job with the federal government that comes with benefits, you remain a stanky, yuck mouth with a rotting tooth front and center.

[lettucefem]

I love how this website has 500000 women pretending to be ‘twinks’ reblogging Harry Potter omega verse fanfiction whilst the few hundred real gay men have their own corner posting about sniffing hairy armpits. Two completely different species in one hashtag

[your-dads-top]

Why are you sending a high school student a text at 2AM when she said she wants to focus on her Senior year?

"she zoomed in on the part where I said she ignored me at prom, ignoring 80% of my message" but in the previous paragraph you JUST said that the 2AM message was "about [your] problems with her at prom."

[farmvilletricksandcheats]

i went out with the gay guy npc, i put him on a jockstrap and made him dance a bit, soon i had three fingers in him, he was moaning the #cooltip of the day with his tongue out

[your-dads-top]

What's really pissing me off is how deformed my M.A. project has become by the graduate committee of my department (and what that means for a Ph.D.).

The version they rejected would have been cost effective for me. That is, I wouldn't need to be going on multiple research trips and spending thousands of dollars.

If I was going to do this version of it, it would have been better to do the research last summer before I started the M.A.

I literally only have two months left to write this thing and only have about 8 pages done - and that's just the introduction.

[your-dads-top]

I can already foresee that any proposal I make for a Ph.D. (since I won't be able to work in the field that I wanted to, so I have to make concessions) is going to be rejected ad nauseum until I give them what they want. I feel like they are half expecting me to pull out some massive production, but really I just want something that can be done comfortably in [insert city] without having to make too many research trips.

[your-dads-top]

What's really pissing me off is how deformed my M.A. project has become by the graduate committee of my department (and what that means for a Ph.D.).

The version they rejected would have been cost effective for me. That is, I wouldn't need to be going on multiple research trips and spending thousands of dollars.

If I was going to do this version of it, it would have been better to do the research last summer before I started the M.A.

I literally only have two months left to write this thing and only have about 8 pages done - and that's just the introduction.

[sandpillar]

I do think some posts on here only get notes because the author has reached a critical mass of followers that'll reblog anything. Some 300 note posts are 0 note posts in essence

[kiefbowl]

it's so insane that so many gay and bi people just accepted the queer label and now people will ask "are you queer?" like that's normal lmao. now straight people say it like it's nothing it's CRAZYYY imagine any other group being bullied into doing this.

[your-dads-top]

Some bisexual woman's video came up on my Instagram feed where she was talking about how she used to steal her gay brother's clothes and wear them.

As much as we rightfully point out how creepy it is when TiMs steal and wear their female relatives' clothing, at what point will we point out that women pull the same bullshit and it is just as covertly incestuous?

[doshegotabo0ty]

“self care” but it’s just a lobotomy

[your-dads-top]

[witemglitch]

I'm gonna go insane

[witemglitch]

Oh scary movie 6 was excruciating

[witemglitch]

I'm not even joking there was not a single laugh from anyone in the entire theater. Not even a chuckle

[your-dads-top]

I'm glad I pirated it so I didn't have to pay for it.

[trunk--slamchest]

Books are rapidly becoming fast fashion for the most annoying girls in the world, and it is your part to make fun of them. If someone approaches you talking about books, and they hold up some romanceslop paperback about matcha cafes, you should shoot them in the face. Do not stand for the continued death of literature, force them to read a book with some substance to it. The only way we crawl out of the hole dug by more annoying people who have made reading literature a quirky hobby versus a mainstay entertainment medium is by reintroducing people to literature, in the same way the Department of Natural Resources will drop fish into a lake. Kill all of the "Asian Carp" (booktok slop) and replace it with 5 bazillion shitty 1970's paperbacks. Sure you might scare someone by opening up a conversation with J. G. Ballard, but it's a necessary evil in this time where someone might hand you an AO3 fanfic with a book jacket and tell you its "literature".

[sunb1eeder]

i have clothes i bought from forever 21 during the fucking obama administration that are in good condition but you’ll go to a normal store nowadays and pay 60$ for a shirt that disintegrates when you look at it for too long. we live in a deeply evil world.

[youn8ss-3]

Im soooo tiiiirreeedd of people starting their sentence by ‘im gay…’ and then follow by something completely antithetic and contradictory to what being gay means.

[lavenderlad]

How much did Madonna pay to make grindr pink?

[tubularfem]

Also while I’m at it there’s no such thing as a genital preference for gay men and lesbians. It’s a REQUIREMENT that a partner be the same sex! The END.

A preference would be “oh man I’m out of my favorite fruit, apples. That’s okay though, while I like it the best, I’ll eat oranges too since I have them.”

A preference implies that it can be changed, that it’s only a choice of which you prefer at the time. What has been called “genital preference” is actually so fucking homophobic it’s unreal. We don’t choose this! It’s innate. And it’s sexual orientation, and cannot be changed.