Pfffft, who needs a title? NOT ME!

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You know, It's always been kinda weird that Phoenix doesn't have a driver's license and that we've gotten no explanation as to why.

But that changes today, because I have a new headcannon that explains it.

Phoenix has crippling driver's anxiety.

I mean, like think about it, he's like, 24 years old with no driver's license. Why else would this be the case otherwise?

(Genuinely, I wonder if there could be another reason to this. Although, people like Edgeworth aren't really helping that fact anyways.)

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I like to imagine that this is how Edgeworth would come out as gay to everybody else.

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Okay, hear me out, Total Drama is just the lovechild of a really fucked up episode of game changer and love island.

That is all I have to say about this matter.

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Turns out creating a fanfic is harder than I thought, like I'll have the dialogue in my head and I know how I want it written, but for whatever reason it feels really hard to actually type it out.

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I GOT A RANDOM IDEA AT 1:00 AM AGAIN

Imagine you take Phoenix Wright, Dungeon Crawler Carl, and Dr. Ryland Grace, and you put them on an episode of game changer where they have to figure out how the hell they all got here and why the universe isn't collapsing from them all being in the same room before the whole place explodes.

And they also added Brennan Lee Mulligan to fuck around and make their jobs harder.

(Bonus points if they have to get translations for literally everyone except Grace bc Carl is speaking in syndicate standard, Phoenix is speaking Japanese, and Sam Riech is only getting a horribly translated version of what Phoenix and Carl are saying because SOMEONE lied on their job application.)

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Headcannons

Okay, so I came up with some funny headcannons while taking a break from the internet, and some of them are related

#1. Edgeworth likes sewing (Would lead to some cute narumitsu content imo) SPOILERS AHEAD FROM HERE!!!

#2. When Phoenix got disbarred, he ended up discovering TMBG (they might be giants) and plays it during roadtrips with Trucy and Edgeworth

#3. Related to #2, Franziska Von Karma thinks that their songs are "Absolute foolishness" but she also listens to white girl music like Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepson

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Just made this bc I had an idea at almost 1:00 AM, so here's a random thing I thought was funny

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So, i'm lowkey trying to write an ace attorney fanfic involving an AU (The one where Edgeworth's father didn't die in that elevator)

and it involves a new defense attorney as well, but i'm kinda stuggling on how to introduce a case, so I wanted to hear you guy's opinions

How should I introduce the case??

Have the person who got arrested call Wright and .co law offices

Have someone come to the office and ask personally on behalf of the defendant.

Voting ended onJul 2

I might ask simillar questions later, so stay tuned!

[viralfrog]

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Ts is so real like wtf yall?

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So, you know that website, your ai slop bores me?

I just said, "Free credit twin!"

AND BRO RESPONDED WITH

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"I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!" - Cave Johnson

I think he would be talking about how black mesa can't outrun the combine and how useless they are right now, or he would be surprised to know that aperture has a mass following now

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I'm gonna go commit arson, wish me luck!

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Beans

Beans, literally just beans, I wanted to post a random thing to get started, here's to hoping I'm not gonna be the victim of a hit and run involving a fish and a bag of flour!