Dead Dog Do Not Eat

🧷Age 22🧷 💕They/Them/It/Its💕 🫀#1001🫀 🐾Lesbian/Sapphic🐾🔪Assholes DNI🔪

[your-puppyy]

Hiiii!!!!!!! I had an old ns///fw blog, but it got deleted, so im making a new one!! I do customs and sell premade pics and videos. Im pretty open with kinks, so it never hurts to ask!!

🧷Spam liking is always fine!!! In fact its encouraged!!

💕Asks and submissions are always open

🐾Dms are fine, but be Respectful. If not I Will block you.

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🥩I sell pics/videos, and customs are always available. Just DM me!! Payment MUST be sent first before I send anything.

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🫀Kinks🫀

Omorashi/Pee, Bathroom Control, Diapers, Petplay/Puppyplay, Mouth Play, Messing, Praise, Degredation, Mdlg/Ddlg, Lactation, Humiliation, Collars, Teasing, Somnophilia, Hands, JOI, Clothing Control, Dacryphilia/Crying, Feeding/Force Feeding, Olfactophilia/Smells, Cutting, Bloodplay, Bimbofication, Hypnotism, Intoxication, CNC/Consensual Non-Consent, Cannibalism, Voyeurism, Exhibitionism, Incest/Fauxcest,

💔Limits💔

Public(Soft Limit), Emetophilia/Puke(Soft Limit), Kink Shaming, Weightgain/Feederism, 24/7 Dynamics(Soft Limit)

⛓️Tags⛓️

All posts by me are tagged #puppy speaks

Asks are tagged #puppy answers

Pics are tagged #puppy pics & #puppy posts

Vents are tagged #puppy vents

Others pics are tagged #not me & #not mine

My writing is tagged #puppy writes

[leakybunny]

(。･´д`･。) if I k-keep my sweater down you can't tell...right?

[dognoiize]

[pretty-pink-kiwi-pup]

Girl that bullied you in high school recognizing you at the bar, despite everything estrogen has done to your body since.

Girl that apologizes for all of that, says she was going through a lot figuring out she was gay and took it out on you and feels bad about it, so she buys you a few drinks to apologize.

Girl that feels really comfortable to be around after you notice you her turning away a few guys with a sharp glare so you can be alone with her.

Girl that offhandedly jokes that she can take you out back and give you one last wedgie "for old times sake"

Girl that looks confused when you get visibly blushy and flustered and moan like you need something when she places a hand on your back near your waistband.

Girl whose heartrate spikes when you accidentally let slip that youve been fantasizing about her doing that exact thing to you for the last 15 years.

Girl who smiles sadistically as she invites you back to her place so she can bully you the way she always wanted to back when she didnt know why she thought you were cute.

Girl that smirks and suddenly grips your panties and yanks them up right as youre about to get in the taxi just so she can hear all thoae adorable noises shes been missing for the past decade and a half

[pretty-pink-kiwi-pup]

Girl that pulls ypu into a hot passionate makeout session and then reaches back and pulls your panties up, forcing you to gasp and moan into her mouth because she wont let you pull away.

Girl that bounces you one single time because your panties are too cute and she doesnt wanna ruin them and stares in stunned silence as she finds out that thats all to make you cum your pretty little brains out.

Girl who cant stop herself from grinning while she listens to you apologize for it.

Girl who wont let you leave when you get embarrassed and tells you that its the hottest thing shes ever seen and cant wait to see if she can do it again

[pretty-pink-kiwi-pup]

Buncha cowards interacting with this post it seems 😔

[dumbtrannybitch]

this is the hottest post ever oh my god I feel fucking dizzy fuck yes oh my god yes please holy fuck I need this or I am gonna die

[metalsands]

i miss the feeling of having someone i like show me their bedroom for the first time and sitting on their bed while they talk and show you stuff and you KNOW that the second they sit next to you the tension is going to be unbearable and you'll end up making out

[sermna]

why let death stop you from being bffs? necromancy for angry young girls

[rabbitdyke]

velcro dogs never leave you alone, even when you're pissing

(extremely drunk cute moment w/ my sub last night at a house party. she is required to film and send me a video every time she pees, even if i'm there, and she kept filming when it was my turn and wanted to be my personal toilet paper receptacle)

[rabbitdyke]

there's a special place in heaven for girls that let me bite them btw

[angel-in-your-basement]

Life is too short to have sex you don’t like. Be gross, be weird, don’t do it at all if it’s not for you. Expand your definition of sex. Remove yourself from things that don’t feel good. Find positions and kinks and toys that work for you. Don’t let anyone tell you that sex needs to happen a certain way or happen at all. Orgasms are optional. Involving your genitals is optional. Everything is optional. Do what you like to do and respect what other people do and don’t like to do. Good sex doesn’t make you feel bad about yourself. You deserve to have pleasure in ways that work for you.

[hisarchival]

sorry for whining when you called me puppy, it will happen again

[maxxie-or-smth]

i'm not even a top i just want to hurt people

[daddybils]

im in a very vulnerable state if any hot lesbian wants a turn at ruining my life

[berdyayeva]

It’s just me and my stupid clit against the fucking world

[sheikahslave]

Porn could never emulate the sexual horrors I need to get off

[stockholmgf]

think i wanna get beat up w/ aftercare so i can experience someone feeling remorse for treating me badly

[doctordaddys]

“You don’t actually like all that stuff you post on your blog do you?”

No, I like worse.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

what's that? gen z is trying to make me jerk off and moan like a girl?

[evilwizard]