a pumpkin a day scares even the gods away

[danielcyn]

Agent Lotad

[danielcyn]

50 likes on Agent Lotad and i'll try and draw Pokemon Trainer Doofenshmirtz

[your-totally-normal-pumpkin-pal]

"OH SHIT WHERE AM I-"

"Oh wait, I'm here again. Great."

[your-totally-normal-pumpkin-pal]

Oh dear god I've been here for 2 yeats

[green-x-reaper]

@your-totally-normal-pumpkin-pal

No cause jack every time someone wishes him a happy birthday, he makes you trip over random objects

"Well, I said everyone. Not a name. My gods, is this is what his personality reverted to? Just trying to be annoying as possible and QuIrKy? Is no one allowed to enjoy their October birthday?"

"I guess fuck everyone else."

[your-totally-normal-pumpkin-pal]

"1 I never try to be "quirky" whatever that means, and 2 I'm literally getting paided to anoy you"

[green-x-reaper]

"Awww. Are you feeling alright, Jack? Do you want some water? You must really be hitting a new low if you're working for someone and playing by their rules."

[your-totally-normal-pumpkin-pal]

"No. more or less I decided that you got boring and you didn't seem like someone worth the time anymore so I decided to take requests and low and behold they wanted me to continue with you and hell even some of your coworkers doubled down on this"

[green-x-reaper]

"Pfft. "Coworkers." There's only one person and that Ram."

[your-totally-normal-pumpkin-pal]

"Fair enough, but apparently the one girl who asked you to face that wolf spider asked me to, and I quote,"break you, " so you would be more work focused if you have a problem with me still being here take it up with her"

[green-x-reaper]

@your-totally-normal-pumpkin-pal

No cause jack every time someone wishes him a happy birthday, he makes you trip over random objects

"Well, I said everyone. Not a name. My gods, is this is what his personality reverted to? Just trying to be annoying as possible and QuIrKy? Is no one allowed to enjoy their October birthday?"

"I guess fuck everyone else."

[your-totally-normal-pumpkin-pal]

"1 I never try to be "quirky" whatever that means, and 2 I'm literally getting paided to anoy you"

[green-x-reaper]

"Awww. Are you feeling alright, Jack? Do you want some water? You must really be hitting a new low if you're working for someone and playing by their rules."

[your-totally-normal-pumpkin-pal]

"No. more or less I decided that you got boring and you didn't seem like someone worth the time anymore so I decided to take requests and low and behold they wanted me to continue with you and hell even some of your coworkers doubled down on this"

[green-x-reaper]

@your-totally-normal-pumpkin-pal

No cause jack every time someone wishes him a happy birthday, he makes you trip over random objects

"Well, I said everyone. Not a name. My gods, is this is what his personality reverted to? Just trying to be annoying as possible and QuIrKy? Is no one allowed to enjoy their October birthday?"

"I guess fuck everyone else."

[your-totally-normal-pumpkin-pal]

"1 I never try to be "quirky" whatever that means, and 2 I'm literally getting paided to anoy you"

[green-x-reaper]

Meanwhile at Emerald's basketball game.

💀 "Skull hate this. Skull feels like. . . Useless in these stupid mortal games." The demon groaned as he sat on the bleachers, watching Dead's kid do her best. These reapers look like they're struggling just to throw the damn thing-

Emerald landed one in the basket.

💀 "THAT'S FUCKING RIGHT. MY EMERALD IS BETTER THAN ALL YOU MEDIOCRE CROTCH GOBLINS! LET'S GO EMERALD! PUT THESE WORMS IN THEIR PLACE!"

[your-totally-normal-pumpkin-pal]

"Wow skull is a true parent figure"

[green-x-reaper]

*jack kicks down the door*

"I HAVE A GOOD IDEA-"

"No."

[your-totally-normal-pumpkin-pal]

"YES."

[jerico3193]

[frizz01percy]

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

[xan-thos-blog]

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

[bittymoonbear-deactivated201807]

Do not like

[secret-unicorn-sierra-blog]

Keep. Reblogging.

[dawn-machine-official]

If we reblog enough we could save it

[vwidjojo]

Reblogged at 1.7 M notes

[weirdo09]

reblogged at 1.8M notes

[earhartsease]

how did this lose over 5k notes

[cybermax]

I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.

[cybernetic-divinity-deactivated]

it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei

[howlingday]

Look at this historic moment

[green-x-reaper]

Go on mun

MAKE US SOME FRUIT LOOPS WE HUNGRY

|| >:V not with that attitude!

A QUIEN LES ESTAS GRITANDO PORQUE AQUI EN ESTE CASA LA GENTE GROSERA NO AGARA NADA

[your-totally-normal-pumpkin-pal]

MACHT UNS ZUM FRUIT LOOP IHRE AUTISTISCHE WURST

[green-x-reaper]

|| NO TE VOY HACER NI UN MIERDA. A QUIEN FREGADOS PIENSAS HABLAR ME ASI. DE LOCA

[your-totally-normal-pumpkin-pal]

Ich versuche nicht einmal zu argumentieren, dass ich nur möchte, dass du mir einen Fruit Loop machst

[green-x-reaper]

|| NO FRUIT LOOP

Now in English:

NO FRUIT LOOP

[your-totally-normal-pumpkin-pal]

But I WAAAANT ONE

[green-x-reaper]

Go on mun

MAKE US SOME FRUIT LOOPS WE HUNGRY

|| >:V not with that attitude!

A QUIEN LES ESTAS GRITANDO PORQUE AQUI EN ESTE CASA LA GENTE GROSERA NO AGARA NADA

[your-totally-normal-pumpkin-pal]

MACHT UNS ZUM FRUIT LOOP IHRE AUTISTISCHE WURST

[green-x-reaper]

|| NO TE VOY HACER NI UN MIERDA. A QUIEN FREGADOS PIENSAS HABLAR ME ASI. DE LOCA

[your-totally-normal-pumpkin-pal]

Ich versuche nicht einmal zu argumentieren, dass ich nur möchte, dass du mir einen Fruit Loop machst

[green-x-reaper]

Go on mun

MAKE US SOME FRUIT LOOPS WE HUNGRY

|| >:V not with that attitude!

A QUIEN LES ESTAS GRITANDO PORQUE AQUI EN ESTE CASA LA GENTE GROSERA NO AGARA NADA

[your-totally-normal-pumpkin-pal]

MACHT UNS ZUM FRUIT LOOP IHRE AUTISTISCHE WURST

[green-x-reaper]

"As of October being here, I'm here to say I'm going to be a worse person and am going to turn half of hazama in a pumpkin patch Halloween like area"

"Oh, you are? Nooooo. Don't do that. I'm gonna get really upsetti spaghetti over that."

"Welp, I tried. Can't do anything about that."

[your-totally-normal-pumpkin-pal]

"A bold assumption I'm doing this for malicious purposes"

[green-x-reaper]

"What do you mean? You're always acting out of malicious intent."

[your-totally-normal-pumpkin-pal]

"Well, since it's finally October, MY month, mind you, I decided a calm before the storm situation for ya turn half of hazama into a Halloween town let you go around it, then eventually my fun will begin sound fair?"

[green-x-reaper]

"Pfft, yeah. Good luck. I rarely live here. Besides, Hazama doesn't work that way. You'd only manage to manipulate your potion much like everyone else here."

[your-totally-normal-pumpkin-pal]

"You really forgot who you're talking to dear dead"

*and with a snap, he somehow actually turned half of hazama into a Halloween town. How? I don't know I'm just the narrator*

[green-x-reaper]

"Okay, whatever. I'm going to my girlfriend's bar then."

[your-totally-normal-pumpkin-pal]

"Fair enough, I might drop by and drop off some candy, pumpkin cider, and pumpkin pie if ya want"

[green-x-reaper]

"As of October being here, I'm here to say I'm going to be a worse person and am going to turn half of hazama in a pumpkin patch Halloween like area"

"Oh, you are? Nooooo. Don't do that. I'm gonna get really upsetti spaghetti over that."

"Welp, I tried. Can't do anything about that."

[your-totally-normal-pumpkin-pal]

"A bold assumption I'm doing this for malicious purposes"

[green-x-reaper]

"What do you mean? You're always acting out of malicious intent."

[your-totally-normal-pumpkin-pal]

"Well, since it's finally October, MY month, mind you, I decided a calm before the storm situation for ya turn half of hazama into a Halloween town let you go around it, then eventually my fun will begin sound fair?"

[green-x-reaper]

"Pfft, yeah. Good luck. I rarely live here. Besides, Hazama doesn't work that way. You'd only manage to manipulate your potion much like everyone else here."

[your-totally-normal-pumpkin-pal]

"You really forgot who you're talking to dear dead"

*and with a snap, he somehow actually turned half of hazama into a Halloween town. How? I don't know I'm just the narrator*

[green-x-reaper]

"As of October being here, I'm here to say I'm going to be a worse person and am going to turn half of hazama in a pumpkin patch Halloween like area"

"Oh, you are? Nooooo. Don't do that. I'm gonna get really upsetti spaghetti over that."

"Welp, I tried. Can't do anything about that."

[your-totally-normal-pumpkin-pal]

"A bold assumption I'm doing this for malicious purposes"

[green-x-reaper]

"What do you mean? You're always acting out of malicious intent."

[your-totally-normal-pumpkin-pal]

"Well, since it's finally October, MY month, mind you, I decided a calm before the storm situation for ya turn half of hazama into a Halloween town let you go around it, then eventually my fun will begin sound fair?"

[your-totally-normal-pumpkin-pal]

"Finally, October now, I can do a minor bit of trolling"

[green-x-reaper]

"As of October being here, I'm here to say I'm going to be a worse person and am going to turn half of hazama in a pumpkin patch Halloween like area"

"Oh, you are? Nooooo. Don't do that. I'm gonna get really upsetti spaghetti over that."

"Welp, I tried. Can't do anything about that."

[your-totally-normal-pumpkin-pal]

"A bold assumption I'm doing this for malicious purposes"