here and queer

[yourcoolgayaunt]

Ok ok ok Midnights ok ok ok okkkkkkkaaaay damn

[malewifecombat]

And when we finally kill the gods neither hell nor heaven will be waiting for them because they created those to imprison us

[malewifecombat]

burned my eggs and got mad sorry lol

[yourcoolgayaunt]

wrong lyrics squad application

vintage tee, brand new phone

high heels on Toblerone...

[tumblingtumbleleaves]

[teenscoolest]

[wizardjpeg]

mostly i do god knows what

[dwinkus]

nonlocal area code = hang up. obvious telemarketer

local area code = hang up. this one is also a telemarketer but trying to be sneaky

never answer the phone ever

[cigarettesforcats]

this is why everyone on this website is a virgin

[dwinkus]

I’m not gonna fuck the telemarketer man

[yourcoolgayaunt]

hopping back on tumblr to send some love and appreciation to @taylorswift for the lovely beautiful folklore <3 

[yourcoolgayaunt]

Can someone pls tell me what drugs my cousin is on bc he really out here believing coronavirus is scriptural ....

[spacecowboywhit]

"I have no emotions," said Geralt, emotionally.

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i cant stop laughing

[qualitytimeswithqualitylads]

Massive L to our ancestors for not domesticating the Bear for the ultimate friend

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

‘tomboy’ literally was just parent code for ‘awwww this child is gay, now lets never address it and hope it goes away before it stops being cute’ like if you were a tomboy child im sorry

[chilewithcarnage]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Hey guys I just found out in this class that during the Black Death, aka The Great Mortality, the gravediggers guild in Florence negotiated themselves a higher salary and political power because they were suddenly the unexpendable laborers supporting society....Just An Idea from 700 years ago

[captain-acab]

The key word here is "guild" y'all... That's old-timey speak for unionized.

[starejock]

Date a boy with skin! 💕

[cvberitual]

[yourcoolgayaunt]

Introducing Big Boy Billy...the squirrel who has taken to hanging out on the porch lately... What a guy

[acebycircle]

He just sits his ass down on all those buttons that could or could not be firing lasers into space

[copperbadge]

If we can’t invent a touchscreen that recognizes an ass-dial by the 24th century, we really have no business being in space at all.

[lightshadowverisimilitude]