Pal

That dog from Failure: a Love Story

[cursed-clock-shop]

Jenny June would anonymously submit Johnny Weissmuller hate to the local paper's gossip column

[jjfail]

And what about it?

[ambiguous-fail-clockworks]

he doesnt even read the newspaper

[yourdearestpal]

I'm half convinced he can't even read

[ambiguous-fail-clockworks]

Failure a love story. is a play about a dog that eats people. @yourdearestpal

[yourdearestpal]

Can confirm.

[yourdearestpal]

Honestly, cats are better.

[yourdearestpal]

Ignore what I said I was hacked by God or something that wasn't me oh wow it's so drafty in here who said that hahahah omg is there like a ghost wow that's crazy

[ambiguous-fail-clockworks]

hacked . by god? or hacked. by me. hello everyone. it is i. AMBIGIOIS. fail clockworks. telling all the rest of you... John N Fail is under my control. The rest of the fail family better watch out. im going back to evil fail clockworks

[ambiguous-fail-clockworks]

I apologize greatly for my previous statement? what was i thinking? what was in my head? I do not know. evil fail clockworks is dead. this will not happen again

[ambiguous-fail-clockworks]

like that wasnt even john n???

[yourdearestpal]

In the clock shop straight up losing it. and by it, you could say, your mind

[yourdearestpal]

Honestly, cats are better.

[yourdearestpal]

Ignore what I said I was hacked by God or something that wasn't me oh wow it's so drafty in here who said that hahahah omg is there like a ghost wow that's crazy

[yourdearestpal]

Honestly, cats are better.

[yourdearestpal]

DAGS HAVE CLAWS AN TALLOMS….waiiiit…NO HAHA THATS BIRDBOYS AND BIRDGIRLS I MEN PAWSSSS….haha HOW CAN A PUPPA LIJE YOUUUU….type on a KEYBORD….ther… i NOW YOU ARNST A RAL DOG…..

[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

[yourdearestpal]

ar uou a RAEEL dog?!?!……..

Erm...

[yourdearestpal]

i hopeTHAT the doggie dosny DIE jognq N wyls be sad?! or nor dif john N KILLL the dog……..

I've got bad news for you...

[thecountercock]

mortimer mortimer: folklore

gerty: evermore

jenny june: fearless

nelly: red

john n: lover

marietta: speak now

henry: 1989

those dumbass birds: midnights

deadass dog: taylor swift (the album)

counter clock: reputation

[yourdearestpal]

I'm gonna tell December and Mae you called them dumb.

[ultimate-word-tournament]

Ultimate Word Tournament!

Season 2

Round 1

chaos

собака

Voting ended onAug 10, 2023

chaos (English) /ˈkeɪ.ɑs/ a state of utter confusion or disorder; a total lack of organization or order.

собака (Russian) sobaka [sɐˈbakə] a dog.

[yourdearestpal]

Dog propaganda.

[yourdearestpal]

*eats your shoes*

[decemberthebird]

Hello!! Hi hi hi!!

[yourdearestpal]

YOU SNITCH >:(

[cursed-clock-shop]

John N sharpens his pencils with his teeth.

[ambiguous-fail-clockworks]

john n pencils for sale

[cursed-clock-shop]

@johnnfail did you consent to having your image used for pencils?

[ambiguous-fail-clockworks]

DELETE THIS POST RIFHT NOW.

[cursed-clock-shop]

no❤️

[ambiguous-fail-clockworks]

selling cursed clock shop deed right now someone else buy it its getting on my nerves

[cursed-clock-shop]

WHAT THEB HECK.DUDE???. THAT'S SO NOT COOL :((((

[ambiguous-fail-clockworks]

comes with a marietta and henry in a frozen ice cube in the chicago river snow globe

[cursed-clock-shop]

@dog-derber thoughts?

[ambiguous-fail-clockworks]

STOP ALERTING THEM THAT IM MARKETING OFF PF THEM. anyways selling all the clocks as well as souvenir watches

[cursed-clock-shop]

@thecountercock you're being sold, apparently

[ambiguous-fail-clockworks]

STOPPPPPPPP anyways selling pets at the stoee such as a dog a snake a rat a cat two feral monk parakeets

[cursed-clock-shop]

@death-snake no fucking way

[yourdearestpal]

Why must you sell me @evil-fail-clockworks ? :(

[thecountercock]

as the resident clock i feel the need to say the date is now 6/9

[dog-derber]

It will not be for another three days, imbecile

[ambiguous-fail-clockworks]

Henry, in three days it will be. 7/9

[dog-derber]

Bro still thinks the year starts in January😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[ambiguous-fail-clockworks]

this is why my clock shop is better yall. shop owner doesn't know how time works

[dog-derber]

Your shop literally has evil in the name therefore you are incorrect in the eyes of the moral public

[ambiguous-fail-clockworks]

ok but your shop has fail in the name your customers probably dont like that very much

[dog-derber]

Everyone loves a scrappy underdog

[ambiguous-fail-clockworks]

@yourdearestpal please confirm

[yourdearestpal]

bark bark grrrr

[johnnfail]

I am in Indiana against my will

[yourdearestpal]

Did your sister drown yet? :)

[yourdearestpal]

[just-shower-thoughts]

You really underestimate human bite force until you accidentally bite your tongue or finger.

[yourdearestpal]

People never underestimate my bite force :D

[ambiguous-fail-clockworks]

bark bark woof woof stupid bark

[yourdearestpal]

D: