Jenny June would anonymously submit Johnny Weissmuller hate to the local paper's gossip column
And what about it?
he doesnt even read the newspaper
I'm half convinced he can't even read

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@yourdearestpal
Jenny June would anonymously submit Johnny Weissmuller hate to the local paper's gossip column
And what about it?
he doesnt even read the newspaper
I'm half convinced he can't even read
Failure a love story. is a play about a dog that eats people. @yourdearestpal
Can confirm.
Honestly, cats are better.
Ignore what I said I was hacked by God or something that wasn't me oh wow it's so drafty in here who said that hahahah omg is there like a ghost wow that's crazy
hacked . by god? or hacked. by me. hello everyone. it is i. AMBIGIOIS. fail clockworks. telling all the rest of you... John N Fail is under my control. The rest of the fail family better watch out. im going back to evil fail clockworks
I apologize greatly for my previous statement? what was i thinking? what was in my head? I do not know. evil fail clockworks is dead. this will not happen again
like that wasnt even john n???
In the clock shop straight up losing it. and by it, you could say, your mind
Honestly, cats are better.
Ignore what I said I was hacked by God or something that wasn't me oh wow it's so drafty in here who said that hahahah omg is there like a ghost wow that's crazy
Honestly, cats are better.
DAGS HAVE CLAWS AN TALLOMS….waiiiit…NO HAHA THATS BIRDBOYS AND BIRDGIRLS I MEN PAWSSSS….haha HOW CAN A PUPPA LIJE YOUUUU….type on a KEYBORD….ther… i NOW YOU ARNST A RAL DOG…..
[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]
ar uou a RAEEL dog?!?!……..
Erm...
i hopeTHAT the doggie dosny DIE jognq N wyls be sad?! or nor dif john N KILLL the dog……..
I've got bad news for you...
mortimer mortimer: folklore
gerty: evermore
jenny june: fearless
nelly: red
john n: lover
marietta: speak now
henry: 1989
those dumbass birds: midnights
deadass dog: taylor swift (the album)
counter clock: reputation
I'm gonna tell December and Mae you called them dumb.
Ultimate Word Tournament!
Season 2
Round 1
chaos
собака
chaos (English) /ˈkeɪ.ɑs/ a state of utter confusion or disorder; a total lack of organization or order.
собака (Russian) sobaka [sɐˈbakə] a dog.
Dog propaganda.
*eats your shoes*
Hello!! Hi hi hi!!
YOU SNITCH >:(
John N sharpens his pencils with his teeth.
john n pencils for sale
@johnnfail did you consent to having your image used for pencils?
DELETE THIS POST RIFHT NOW.
selling cursed clock shop deed right now someone else buy it its getting on my nerves
WHAT THEB HECK.DUDE???. THAT'S SO NOT COOL :((((
comes with a marietta and henry in a frozen ice cube in the chicago river snow globe
@dog-derber thoughts?
STOP ALERTING THEM THAT IM MARKETING OFF PF THEM. anyways selling all the clocks as well as souvenir watches
@thecountercock you're being sold, apparently
STOPPPPPPPP anyways selling pets at the stoee such as a dog a snake a rat a cat two feral monk parakeets
@death-snake no fucking way
Why must you sell me @evil-fail-clockworks ? :(
as the resident clock i feel the need to say the date is now 6/9
It will not be for another three days, imbecile
Henry, in three days it will be. 7/9
Bro still thinks the year starts in January😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
this is why my clock shop is better yall. shop owner doesn't know how time works
Your shop literally has evil in the name therefore you are incorrect in the eyes of the moral public
ok but your shop has fail in the name your customers probably dont like that very much
Everyone loves a scrappy underdog
@yourdearestpal please confirm
bark bark grrrr
I am in Indiana against my will
Did your sister drown yet? :)
You really underestimate human bite force until you accidentally bite your tongue or finger.
People never underestimate my bite force :D
bark bark woof woof stupid bark