[dracoj]

what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it’s startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this causes ur brain to try to kill you with knives and hammers.

[spitblossoms]

[spitblossoms]

[hooved]

hey don’t cry. press and hold the A button while jumping and you’ll be able to fly short distances. this is called gliding

[thattwatdezireee-deactivated201]

[thefiresontheheight]

Good reasons to get stronger:

Lift girlfriend.

Lift wife (someday, I hope).

Protect women.

Intimidate men.

[the-alethiometer]

See, this is healthy masculinity.

[thefiresontheheight]

No. No it is not. This is me being a lesbian.

[thishartominefeelz]

Love is real. You deserve it. (at Chelsea, Manhattan) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs-HP5whD_k/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=dgmcvu4lmq7s

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[just-shower-thoughts]

According to the law of conservation of mass, the atoms that make up your body aren’t yours, it’s just your turn to use them.

[420moshdad]

do birds ever get sad that they dont have arms

[thereisaclevernamehere]

Do you ever get sad you don’t have wings

[420moshdad]

every day :/

[secondclassvines]

“The difference between fake and real Italian glass”

[sirfrogsworth]

[avvocarlo]

dog in a bog

[evildoreah]

I CANNOT GET OVER THIS DOG

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

[trash-snail]

[teathattast]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[hockeylvr42]

A tumblr post of a screenshot of a reddit post of a screenshot of a tweet

[roseys-deactivated20181203]

[topmeladies]

Don’t call me out like this

[gaypeopletwitter]