much evil

so escape such alive

[memories]

Sally sells #humans by the sea shore.

[evildoreah]

Mmm human trafficking

[rosebudbasilton]

a list of the photos kevin eventually begins to stick up on his dorm wall over the years.

an old one of him and Kayleigh on Christmas day when he was 5

the foxes sleeping on the bus after a loss

neil and andrew sitting on the couch, studying

aaron and kevin clacking racquets on the court

a selfie of nicky (put there by nicky)

a selfie of allison (put there by allison)

a selfie of andrew (put there by a dead man) ((neil))

candid family dinner with wymack and dan (abby took the photo)

family dinner with the monsters

matt hugging kevin off the ground when he announces he’s 6 months sober

kevin and thea on a beach, soaked in sun, smiling like they were never ravens

neil kissing kevin’s cheek while andrew glares in the background

andrew and kevin leaning on each other, sleeping, their arms crossed

renee, allison, and kevin all in a blanket fort (the Feelings Fort) painting their nails

kevin and wymack hugging after a miraculous win

neil, andrew, and aaron all frowning in their halloween costumes at eden’s

selfie of kevin and dan

renee being piggy-backed by allison

renee being piggy-backed by kevin

renee sparring with andrew and Winning

a series of allison and kevin posing in shop mirrors

aaron and nicky playing videogames (both smiling after they cleared a level)

kevin staring at thea from down the table at brunch one day, super Heart Eyes

kevin and thea doing silly poses in the gym mirrors (andrew glaring in the background)

rare photo of andrew smiling at kevin (once in a lifetime) (or so they say)

matt and kevin lying on the couch together, cuddling, watching a documentary on the anglo-saxons

foxes all piled together on a fox night, smiling and laughing. kevin is behind the camera, but he remembers he was smiling, too

[evildoreah]

i’m slightly drun rn and read this thinkgin it meant kevin mcallister and i was wondering what home alone movie yall were watching

[gasmaskaesthetic]

The weirdest instance of “getting my wires crossed” I’ve ever experienced: I had a piece of candy at my desk. My intention was to simultaneously eat the candy and start a brief work task. I put the candy in my mouth and felt a surge of alarm as I was convinced, for a fraction of a second, that I had somehow eaten the task I was about to start.

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[ramenyul]

some of y’all haven’t sat through 10 seasons of supernatural just to see if dean and cas would hold hands and it shows

[jhenne-bean]

i sure hope it does

[extrafabulouscomics]

[thebootydiaries]

My girlfriend: *studiously doing her accounting homework, listening to instrumental music, very focused*

Me: *upside down in my desk chair* do you think stars have feelings

[acknowledgeyousomebitches-deact]

😂😂

[gothcostco]

what are you even supposed to do on twitter

every time i use it i get angry at someone every 40 seconds

[gothcostco]

twitter is like youtube comments without the videos

[lizardsister]

dark iron giant

you go i stay

[yourfursona]

[kenkuarchive]

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[swag-pizza-with-extra-yolo]

[allmyinvisiblemonsters]

I can’t believe that men, for centuries, had the audacity to look at women and think we’re dumber than them.

[uncomfrtable]

My noodle is 7

[memewhore]

[paxamericana]

hamberders

[kiaranscuro]

can i get a cheezberder

[milfyacht]

srry we only do chinken nunget

[trainthief]

I actually genuinely love dealing with angry and aggressive customers because it’s SO funny. They always come in with a specific level of energy and they expect whoever they deal with to be scared of them and then when I’m clearly not physically or emotionally intimidated they get SO flustered and start doing the weirdest shit to regain power in the situation. Like there’s absolutely nothing you could do to me in this coffee shop that would ever even make my Top 10 Scariest Interactions With People but by all means, keep faking that phone call to your boss who apparently knows the Starbucks mermaid personally. 

[trainthief]

I also love doing it because I know all my coworkers can get really upset when people treat them like that, which is totally understandable. So instead because they know I don’t mind they’ll just call me in and then gather round to watch like it’s a boxing match

[comedesgarcons]

im crying

[mariemariemaria]

derry girls + textposts