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Yet Another Handsome Copper from Fates Entrer l'Accusé

Now and then my favourite French TV show of the moment throws up a man to make me sit up and take notice.

In this case, we are talking about Commandant Bret of the Service Régiolale de la Police Judiciaire in Montpellier.

A large, expansive man with expressive hands and serious facial expressions who makes my heart quicken with very word he says.

And if you could hear his voice, I'm sure you, like me, would instantly fall in love with his deep, gravelly tones as well.

I am, I must admit, deeply in love with those dark eyes as well as that mouth, framed by his grey moustache and beard, which I would dearly love to get to explore.

But let's be frank: Commandant Bret is not a man for a brief (albeit passionate) encounter. No, this is a handsome dad that I'd happily spend the rest of my life with, wrapped in those hairy arms of his, feeling his bush of a beard brushing against various parts of my naked body.

A hefty, slightly portly man, I'd hazard a guess (or, at least I'd hope) that he's a bit of a bully in bed as well as in his professional life as a senior, experienced copper.

And I'd have to say that whoever gets to slip between the sheets with him at the end of a long and hectic day, feeling the bulk of his his body weighing down as he climbs on top, having the chance to feel his fluids bursting inside, is a very lucky person indeed.

It's just a shame it isn't me.

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Heroes

Every now and then, the BBC throws up stories of mature men who have stepped up to help others in need and they deserve to be saluted.

Radd Seiger. An American lawyer, living in Northamptonshire, came out of retirement to represent the family of Harry Dunn, a teenager killed in 2019 by the wife of an American serviceman while he was riding his motorbike near a US airbase in England. She was driving on the wrong side of the road and she escaped back to the USA to avoid prosecution. Seiger came out of retirement to help the family through media action and legal campaigning. Since then he has gone on to represent other families seeking justice - and he continues to do so.

2. Lester Murphy. Diagnosed with Parkinsons in 2024, this British war veteran has been breaking indoor rowing records, despite compromised arm, leg and body strength, to raise awareness of Parkinsons. He aims to break all the indoor rowing records in his age category by the end of the year.

3. Fergus Beeley, a former BBC TV producer who worked with David Attenborough on wildlife programmes, retrained as a medic and volunteered to work in the war zones of Ukraine. He has now set up a charity aimed at sending British paramedics to war zones across the world.

To my mind, all of these mature, handsome gentlemen, in their various fields, have stepped up as heroes. I am sick of hearing about Putin, his senile lackey, Trump, the corrupt American Republican régime and far right politicians in the UK and across Europe. We need more gentlemen like these: willing to sacrifice their time and energies in their mature years to make a positive difference to the lives of those who are suffering. Long may it continue and long may the BBC continue to champion these heroic men.

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A Fine Figure

This is Peter Richardson, a boat skipper from Bridlington.

With his handsome face and white hair, he is a fine figure of a bearded Yorkshireman.

Quiet, unassuming: a man I'd love to get to know physically.

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Ordinary Mature Gentlemen

You should know me by now: show me a bit of facial hair, tight leather on the hands, balding head, a pipe or cigar in the mouth and I'm a very happy man indeed.

And yet, sometimes a mature man doesn't need anything more than his handsome good looks.

Like these beautiful, mature and sexually very attractive men that came floating across my screen as I pleasured myself while perusing the web.

They all have that look about them: sexually experienced men who know what they're after and are willing to go to whatever lengths necessary to get it. Personally, I'd happily hand my body over without a murmur to gentlemen such as these.

They're all in relatively formal wear. That's a happy coincidence but I do like a man in suit and tie. The snooker player in his bow tie is particularly attractive. I do admit, I love a man in a bow tie.

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Testosterone Hit

Some of my favourite passions combined:

A hefty, bearded man in a sharp suit and a bowler hat. Pipe smoking. Men on motorcycles. You can almost taste the testosterone in the air.

They're waiting for the man in the bowler hat to start the race. The winner's prize is a night of passion with our beefy, pipe-smoking bear. There's going to be some "stiff" competition.

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Show a Bear a Bit of Support

This is Paul Schofield, a butcher from Yorkshire, and a very handsome man he is, too.

He closed his shop in Peniston at the end of last year due to a fall in custom. Fortunately, he still has a shop in Swinton.

So, come on, gentlemen. If you live in the Swinton/Rotherham area (and you're not one of those bloody vegetarians or vegans), get down to Mr Schofield's shop and spend on a regular basis. We simply cannot tolerate this handsome, bald, bearded bear of a man having to close his second shop.

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A Bear

May I present to you Mr Spencer Brown, a man I have come across whilst wandering around the net.

Don't ask me why (since it is my penis that does the choosing, not me), but he is, it must be admitted, one of the most attractive men I have seen in a good while.

I could say it's the eyes or the build of the man or (and I know you cannot hear it but look him up on YouTube) his voice.

Or it may be the fact that he looks and sounds a lot like my Brian (albeit about 30 years ago).

But, really, it's a combination of all of these things and many other factors as well. Bottom line: I just find him very sexually attractive.

So, sir, if you are looking for a bit of warm, masculine diversion, just let me know.

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Mopping Up

Whilst I've been on the subject of handsome bearded men, here are a few recent discoveries I'd not got round to posting yet, so a quick mopping up exercise is called for.

No reason other than they are mature, handsome, bearded gentlemen and I'd love to give each one a bit of physical pleasure.

Although I must say the last of the three could do with a more suitable pair of glasses...

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Bad Bear

This is (disgraced) GP, Stephen Cox, who has had his appeal against his term of imprisonment for a string of sexual offences dismissed.

His offences were against women. Now, if I had been his patient and he'd got me to undress before pushing his body against my naked flesh, there'd have been no complaint. Indeed, I'd have happily knelt down and sucked his cock until he squirted into my mouth.

Silly bear: he should really have chosen his abuse victims more wisely.

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A Farewell

It's with a heavy heart that I hear the news today of one of my favourite American directors, the great and wonderfully bearded Rob Reiner.

Apart from directing some of my favourite films, including "When Harry Met Sally" (1989) and "This Is Spinal Tap" (1984), he was also, it must be admitted, an incredibly handsome man, especially in later life as his beard (and what was left of his hair) turned to a patrician white.

He leaves a legacy of some brilliant films but I feel the loss of another great bald, bearded bear of a man.

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In the Unlikeliest of Places

I love an old film, me. Some of the best American comedy from years gone by was produced by the Marx Brothers. So imagine my surprise, not to mention pleasure, to come across a comic routine featuring both a leather-gloved policeman as well as a leather-gloved chauffeur.

OK, so the quality of the images might not be perfect, but we are talking decades ago.

And, in any case, two pairs of leather gloves more than compensate for a bit of screen fuzziness.

They might not be the best looking men out there but, as I have previously said...

...any man's attractiveness is automatically enhanced by the wearing of leather on the hands.

And the copper isn't all that bad, actually, even if a nice moustache would have aded to the appeal. So many thanks to Harpo, Groucho and Chico for giving me, albeit briefly, such an arousing moment.

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Proof if Proof Were Needed

James Spader (he of American TV series, "The Blacklist", fame) is almost, but not quite, the kind of man I could go for. Mature, bald headed and he looks sharp in a suit. He has a great speaking voice and a good screen presence but for reasons known only to my libido (which governs nearly everything I do), he doesn't quite cross the line.

Put him in a pair of black leather gloves (with a gun in a gloved hand for extra bonus points), however and he becomes a whole lot more interesting.

Any mature man (and I mean any mature man) becomes more attractive in leather gloves.

And that's proof if proof were needed that a mature man should always be prepared to slip on a pair of well-fitting leather gloves (preferably black, though brown can suffice) if he wants to attract the attention of my severely perverted penis.

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About Bloody Time

Along with many others of his kind, this handsome, mature man is celebrating (albeit with some bitterness) the government's decision this week finally to increase British miners' pensions significantly after decades of under provision. But there are many others - who would have been owed thousands of pounds - who died before they got to see the injustice rectified.

Here we see another such handsome former miner. Getting the pension entitlement increased has taken years of campaigning.

These solid working-class men gave years of their lives to keeping the UK powered. Their work was desperately hard, in often dangerous conditions, causing a serious toll on their health both mentally and physically. Their pay was moderate and hard fought for.

Unlike those prissy, fay footballers or manufactured pop stars, earning hundreds of thousands per week for, essentially, doing fuck all.

No, these hard-working men are the real idols. These are the ones who should be worshipped and revered. These are the men, steadfast working-class men, that we need to stand up and cheer for.

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Photoshoot be damned!

Yes, I know these pictures are probably from a photoshoot somewhere in the United States, one autumn in the recent-ish past...

...but this man is so fucking handsome, I'm prepared to overlook that lack of spontaneity and post him up here anyway.

I mean: look at that beautiful white beard...

... that lovely pair of leather gloves...

... the receding hairline...

... and the sexy leather waistcoat over a paunchy stomach.

I mean, what's not to like?

And then there's that attractive smile.

So what if he turns out to be a fake biker? For all I know, he's never ridden a motorcycle in his life, but he looks good on one (with my apologies for the poor quality of some of the pictures).

Whatever. He's just the kind of man I'd like to run into when I'm out and about on my own bike. Maybe we get to talking. Maybe we find we have a lot in common. Maybe he's on a weekend trip and he's staying in a hotel not too far away. And maybe we go back there together, undress each other (save for our leather gloves) and spend the rest of the weekend shooting our juices into each other in between passionate kissing and intermingling of arms, legs and beards.

Just a fantasy, I know, but I guess one that's shared with a lot of you fellow perverts out there.

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Back to Black (leather)

Remiss of me, I know. I've overlooked one of my great passions for too long. It was a decent (if nippy) day here and I took the opportunity to get into my full black leathers (bib-and-brace trousers, waistcoat, jacket and gloves) and head out for a ride. A stop for a couple of bowls of Old Dublin in my pipe and a chat with fellow bikers at my nearby haunt and life felt good. So, to get you all in the mood, here's a few more of my favourite subject: mature men in leather on motorbikes. What's not to love?

Decent grey beard with leather jacket and leather gloves. Already my attention is well and truly grabbed.

I'm an old-fashioned kind of man and I have old-fashioned tastes, such as a classic motorcycle with a mature gentleman in full, shiny black leather perched on top. I imagine his friend in the background is aroused as much as I am.

And when you add serious facial hair to that combination, well...

I ride a Triumph Bonneville, but I've always been attracted to a Norton. Just as I've always been attracted to a mature, black leather clad grandpa racing one.

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Chris O'Shea (b.1973)

The current CEO of British energy company Centrica Plc is balding, bearded and handsome.

He is, to my mind, and for want of a better word, magnificent.

He also regularly takes time to style his moustache, as here, which adds a real panache: an eccentricity that says, for all his being a hard-nosed businessman and eye-wateringly rich, that he is basically a good man.

Who says you can't be a serious business player and still sport a decent biker's beard, eh?

And that deep, Kirkcaldy accent (shame you can't hear it here, but look him up in interview) is enough to turn me into a ball of putty.

Not only that, but I also get drawn into those eyes.

And don't get me started on that bulge...

Let's also recognise how good he looks in workmen's protective clothing and hard hat (even if orange is not a colour that really suits him).

So, where would I place him in my portfolio of sexually attractive men? I'd give him a solid 8/10. Let me know, gentlemen, if you think my assessment is reasonable.

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The Allure of an Ordinary Man

There are those men who are attracted to the young, the muscular, the chiseled. Not me.

My attraction lies squarely with the ordinary man: hefty, yes, usually a little paunchy, some facial hair, mature. But nothing special or out of the ordinary.

These are some examples I have come across on my wanderings around the BBC website in recent weeks. None of them is trying to promote their attractiveness or masculinity...

... but they are naturally attractive and masculine.

And doing things that ordinary men do, such as fixing things (like bicycles, in this case) or out managing and protecting our countryside (like the first example above). He could be a builder or a road sweeper or, in the case of my friend, Don, a tobacconist.

The ordinary man should be applauded and recognised and, whenever you come across one, do just that: I don't think there's any harm in letting such a man know what in important part of our society he is.