[beardedmrbean]

[poetrylesbian]

this sculpture is from 2011 by artist sara swink

[killer-fille]

cats have been bothering humans since at least 2011

[lizzibennet]

opens news article. closes three pop up ads. backs out of the survey page i was redirected to. closes a pop up video ad. rejects cookies to make the cookie window go away. dismisses the requests to receive notifications from the website and the offers to sign up for it. dodges ninja lasers and poisonous arrow traps. body of the page is finally visible. i have reached my monthly limit and can’t read the article

[whoiscallingme]

[cilantrhoes]

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[sydnasty2]

As above (mental issues)

So below (insane pussy)

[cutecipher]

sir please calm down i didnt "edit" crash bandicoot into your wedding pictures he was an invited guest

[drops-of-universe]

*genuinely absorbed zero information* got it

[duncebento]

love this site

[tamamita]

[tamamita]

[cali]

name your baby boy gargoyle. do it for me. and if its a girl... hmmm... name her gargoyle

[cannibalchicken]

[flanbolt]

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[magicalnursekomugi]

[ewaneneollav]

guy who gets a pepsi from the break room vending machine every day after his work shift & amiably says “gotta have a pepsi!” while grinning & passing it back & forth between his hands but one day the pepsi is sold out & he leaves the building robotically with a completely flat expression & isn’t seen at work again

[certified-cervid]

hit her gpt-spot by accident and she started saying we weren't just having sex, we were teaching a masterclass on pleasure