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Another Friday...

Salted Caramel Pilk

That soda smelled... fierce. The more I sniff at it, the more I feel like I'm just trying to smell pepsi in something that isn't pepsi. The pilk has a subtle strange, almost perfumed smell, which isn't exactly an improvement.

Initial thoughts are; well, it's an improvement over the soda. The texture is more pleasant, and the taste more subtle. Unfortunately, it sort of hurts to drink. I think it's something about the artificial sweetness, drinking the soda is also sort of painful.

3/10. At least the salted caramel flavour was there.

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Gods, doing this one after last week's... I must have a deathwish.

Tangilk Sours Tropical (sugar free!)

I don't really want to drink this. It's like actual cheese. The smell is literally indescribable - the tropical tango has pineapple in it, and I can smell it quite obviously. There's something a little fruity about the... cheese, and it isn't just curdled milk.

So it's... bubbly cheese. Bubbly cottage cheese. But with a strange sweetness in it, which would be all the sweetners. It's not really anything flavoured. I'm really not excited to drink the luminous yellow fluid.

Mmn. No, don't do this one. Not good. Unpleasant, lumpy mouthfeel, indistinct flavour, all around dislikeable drink.

0/10.

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Afternoon! Sorry, I've been on the road today. I meant to make one before I left, but I was luck enough to find something while out. We've got;

Tango Thirst Trapilk

Says it's peach and apple. I'd believe it by the smell, but Gods, you can see it didn't want to mix. I tried to get them to come together, but no dice! That thick, pinky foam scares me. I almost don't want to eat it.

Oh, that foam is vile. Well and truly vile. Sweet and peachy in a way that is just... plain wrong. Fluid beneath is... alright, though. Sweet, kinda peach, honestly I'm surprised at it holding up on the flavour.

4/10. Absolutely vile delivery for a mediocre taste.

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Okay, sorry about that Noggin takeover. Let's drink something.

Poppi Grapilk

Oh, that's one purple drink. You know, I was so stunned by the purpleness of the soda's smell that I forgot to take a picture of me pouring. I'll make it up to you in a moment.

The pilk doesn't smell as grape-purple as the soda does, but there is a bit of it there. Tastes... really weird though. Cold milk, not-grape... the soda has a lot more sweetness to it, and the grape flavour definitely lingers way longer.

5/10. Soda's fine, the pilk's... eh.

Now I said I'd make it up to you all. I'll drink another one, this time with my oat milk.

Poppi Oat Grapilk

It looks... greyer? And it just smells a little fruity - I think you could eventually identify it as grape, but it's not immediately obvious.

Tastes grape-y though. The oaty aftertaste honestly isn't that bad. I enjoy this way more than the soda, and the original pilk.

8/10. Unique sorta flavour combo, quite tasty.

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Pilk's gonna be late, there's a thing in my chair.

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Happy Friday everyone. This one sounds like it should have potential, but something about it kind of worries me...

Vernors Boston Coolilk

Its got a subtle yellow hue and vanilla smell.

I've gotta give it to them, it is vanilla... ish. There's a recognisable cheapness to it, and doesn't linger very long. The soda isn't much better - smells sort of like bubblegum, and tastes BAD. Also made my stomach hurt.

3/10. Not good. The high fructose corn syrup probably doesn't help.

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Friday, Friday, Friday.

Gusto Organic Cherry Colilk

My phone really can't capture the depth of the brown this has gone. It's almost like chocolate milk. Smells quite botanical.

Tastes... weird. There's some essential oils in this thing and I think I'm tasting them more than I'm tasting cherry. It's almost... sickly? Something about it is just wrong, but I can't even begin to explain what I think it is. The texture is slimy, and it tastes slightly cheesy... and I'm pretty sure that its forming a skin on my lips.

3/10. Not pleasant. I can rate the cola as "just Okay."

Oh, and next week will be the 1000th post on the blog. Not 1000th pilk, mind you. Just 1000th. Wondering what I should do for that.

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Friday again, time to drink something new!

Jaffa Champion Peach Nectilk

It started off rather pale, but very suddenly got quite orange at the end - its difficult to see on the picture, but there are little orange dots in the pilk. Stirring does not seem to reduce the number, just disperse them. Smells kinda fruity, but not any specific one.

I kinda don't have much to say about it actually. If it's a matter of all the syrup being settled at the bottom, I'll have more to write under this with a new rating right after. I guess it's sweet, and milky? Not unpleasant, but it really isn't anything outstanding.

6/10. Inoffensive.

Maybe a more mixed version will be better...?

Ooh, now that's a new look. More orange than last time, and sort of lumpy. Smells peachy enough.

That texture is not pleasant. It's lumpy fluid that doesn't taste very much like peach, and I really don't enjoy it. The peach juice is better on its own.

4/10. Kinda made me feel ill.

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Sorry I'm late, I was having lunch. You've seen her before, but I need to know what she added to the amalgamilktion. I ran her through google translate and it came out as:

Juice Sodilk...?

Orange flavour fruity sodilk.

It's sort of orange, but it doesn't smell very orangy.

Well, it's sweet. Kinda orangey. Really kinda nothing, but not offensive.

6/10. I can't really fault it. Better than the soda, but not worth the money.

[yourfavedrinkspilk]

you are a witch with new and exciting concoctions, and we check each time you post with glee

i appreciate your words! often i have considered myself an alchemist (or pilkhemist if you will...) but i like witch a lot

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I don't feel like lugging the big bottle up into my room today, so we're downstairs for

Coca-Colilk Cherry Float

—oops, I got ahead of myself. It tastes, um... sweet? Luckily it doesn't smell of anything, though the cola just smells of cola, so... I wasn't expecting anything either. The cola is a little overwhelming, very obviously cola, while the pilk is sort of just... sweet. There's really nothing else I could say.

6/10. It's fine? Creamier cola, a little too sweet sometimes.

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You saw this flavour last week, but I wanna know what it's like alone.

Dr Peppilk Cream Swirl

It's brown. I don't think my camera is doing it justice. Smells sweet, but not really of vanilla; the Dr Pepper has a similarly untraceable smell.

I'm actually a little surprised at how pleasant that peppilk is. The milk is really balancing out most of the unpleasantness of the Dr. Pepper. It's a little oversweet, but it's not that bad.

7/10. It's definitely better than the soda on it's own.

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Hi, sorry I'm late, we're away from home again! So I got my friends who I'm rooming with to choose drinks for me so we can make;

The Amalgamilktion

The off-pink is... startling. I thought the other drinks would change it more. It doesn't smell like anything, either.

It tastes like... something. I think I'm picking up the Rubicon mango? I don't know how to describe it. On that swig I could taste the Shirley Temple, and a bit of the Dr. Pepper? It's... drinkable?

6/10? It's different on every drink. Interesting.

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Welcome to another beautiful Friday, with me your host. It's nothing too special today, but I hope you'll all enjoy with me;

Jaffa Champion Green Appilk

Made some lumps on the spoon, there... scary. Otherwise, it's a little unremarkable - has a slight green tint, and smells somewhat of apples. Hope it doesn't have a skin floating around in there...

Okay, something is recognisably off about the texture. It's a little too thick, and you can feel that as it passes your lips. Tastewise, it's apple, and— hold on while I'm typing the fluids are splitting.

Are you seeing this shit.

5.5/10. Mix immediately before any mouthfuls or it might just split more on you.

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It's Friday again, so I'm here to drink something new.

Freez Mixilk Kiwi & Lime

I've figured now that the bottles themselves are coloured, and that it's not the colour of the fluid. Kinda sad, I was hoping maybe I'd be able to make a new form of green again. It smells a lot less strongly than the Freez Mix.

Oh, that's disappointing. Unfortunately again, the Freez Mix really isn't that good? Like sure, it's kind of fruity, but I really wouldn't describe it as kiwi or lime. The pilk is even worse - you don't even get the fruitiness. It just tastes like not very good milk.

5/10. Literally just whatever.

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Mmm, Friday again! I found something sort of interesting this week. Unfortunately since it's an imported drink, they put these stupid stickers on them that list out the ingredients when they're literally right there on the can anyway, and... ugh the stickiness of this sticker! It's tearing itself apart even if I go slow! Anyway, here's

Poppi Prebiotic Punch Popilk

Going hard on the alliterative "P" is pretty fun, in my opinion. Fruit punch flavour, so I'm expecting something interesting indeed - the flavourings listed in the ingredients are all natural, and it's sweetened with cane sugar...

More importantly, the pilk. It's pink! It's kinda hard to see with my camera, but it is noticeably pink. The smell is sweet, a little fruity... I can't pinpoint an exact fruit that I'd describe it as, but it is fruit.

This thing is so different! Taking that first mouthful was just unique - the flavours all came out at once, sweet, fruity, and I swear there was a moment where it had some slight... yogurt-y touch. Overall, super pleasant drink, really interesting, and I highly reccomend it if you can find it!

10/10. Wahoo yippee yay a good pilk!!