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22 /Andean / She/Her

[arrowsforhawkeye]

Marvel: Loki’s dead.

Majority of the loki fandom, pulling out a 5 page essay:

[stream]

[ahatch0788]

How did mark ruffalo age 20 years in 4

[spicylizrd]

How did Paul Rudd age -2 years in 4

[hi]

*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*

[depsidase]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me as an orange.

[gahdamnpunk]

[minalovebot]

[markv5]

Большие кошки тоже любят коробки.

[artemisbarnowl]

“big kitties also love boxes”

[tooiconic]

oh my god he is so happpy

[muppetmolly]

Enchantress: I turn you into a hideous Beast. What are the names of your servants?

The Prince: Lumiere, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts -

Enchantress:

[lumiereswig]

I BURST OUT FUCKING LAUGHING OMG

[thecryptkeeper]

me at age 11 learning the word ‘fuck’:

[dutchster]

*tells friend about my laser eye surgery* “does it hurt bad?” hm why don’t you tell me? *removes sunglasses* *lasers shoot out of eyes* *obliterates friend with laser eyes*

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

People literally my entire life growing up: “credit cards are the devil, never get one”

The real world ™: “you don’t have a credit card? 🔫👀👀👀”

[misterhayden]

[deejay]

Good morning tumblr, Who are we cancelling today??

[wadey-wilson]

the russos

[ruinedchildhood]

Me @ the russos

[ruinedchildhood]

[sunfortune]

yeah. max deserved better

[jaaneymann]

These are the only Russos I know from now on. 

[thenerdyjew]

The Russo Brothers do you mean Justin and Max who also have an amazing sister Alex

[enlightenedsilverking]

Can you die from eating too many vitamin gummies?

[navigaero]

Me entering heaven after overdosing on vitamin gummies

[jeffbritta-deactivated20201018]

[elijahdblogii]

[retrogamingblog]

[sparklybrows]

[eliaes-deactivated20160508]

can these two get their own 55 minute long television show with 6 seasons and a sequel please