shark vs the universe
noise dept.
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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
styofa doing anything
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Product Placement
occasionally subtle
roma★
Cosmic Funnies
RMH
trying on a metaphor
oozey mess
Not today Justin
cherry valley forever
Kiana Khansmith
art blog(derogatory)
$LAYYYTER
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@spicylizrd
where is the poll button
only some people have it
thanks. can I ask you another question
go for it
how did you put the entire fucking bee movie in your header?
I had to upload it there after they stopped me from being able to use it as my icon
Several years ago, my spouse was like, “you gotta give the kitties a warning before you grind your coffee beans” and I was like “okay sure makes sense” so now every morning before I grind coffee beans I yell “it’s gonna get loud babies!!!! Gotta grind some beans!!!!” And my spouse will yell back from corners of the house, in a despondent tone, “OH NO NOT THE BEANS!!!! SCATTER!!!”
“Birds are fed by their parents in their infancy. When the time comes to feed themselves, there can be some confusion when the food does not go into their mouth by itself.”
literally an ipad baby
(@hazelsmazecave)
my cat is incredibly sweet and wants nothing more than to be within a 5 ft radius of a person at all times, gently chilling in your orbit. he is also VERY, VERY DUMB
it’s a slow morning so husband and I are reading, not making much noise. meanwhile, Barold goes downstairs to use his box and when he comes out, he starts yowling like his lil heart done broke. husband goes to to the top of the stairs all worried like, “Barold, what’s wrong?”
kitty zips back up the stairs and just oozes onto husband’s feet, purring high-powered lawnmower style. the realization hit us both at the same time…
this. boy. this itty bitty kitty boy.
he couldn’t see or hear us for ten continuous seconds, forgot. we. were. home. and immediately burst into tears !!!!
I was just focusing on the fact that you named your cat Barold for the entirety of that post
I want this cat to be named Barold Bluejeans so bad
Good news!
That is exactly his name!
Here is Barold Bluejeans in a bathtub!
The best news ever!!!!!😻😻😻
He’s an orange, that explains everything.
some of you guys have GOT to remember about fun
like it’s ok… just be a little silly… be annoying… be embarrassing… you are alive
Damn this post blew up! Shout outs to Chicken of the woods.
Damn this post blew up! Shout outs to Skillshare
You Share this with some Skilled cooks the next time you go foraging & see how you feel, why don't you.
Okay! I’ll let you know how it goes!
Works Every Time.
“and “immediate and excruciating death to those who are Ryan““
sorry what?
Do be better, be a provider and philosopher.
Provide my cock with some suckage
all i want is mutuals that reblog my posts and talk to me and call me by my first name
you mean like your friends, jack
my what now
the people who help you do this kind of dumb shit
jimmy this wasn’t part of the agreement
i wish i could say i was this clever but unfortunately i allowed a friend i knew in my heart of hearts would pull this shit to help. I am merely riding on the coattails of esteemed connoisseurs of The Bit
Something deeply painful is the fact that seasons, especially fall, dont feel the same. Not because of individual maturity but because climate change has impacted the weather patterns so so so much that we cant even experience the same annual shifts that our ancestors have for centuries
I feel displaced, i yearn for the spring, summer, fall, and winter that i can barely remember experiencing
To make things worse, if you’re under 50-60 years old, you can’t even remember what normal seasons were like because you weren’t alive to experience them
In the graph above, you can see how there’s a clear tipping point in the late 1970′s, which is when global temperatures first began to really skyrocket.
I was born in 1997, so about 20 years after this shift occurred. There is an immense difference between the climate now and the climate I remember growing up in, but the way I experienced the seasons in my childhood was already fundamentally different from what the seasons were supposed to be like! My parents were pretty much the last generation to experience a normal climate, and that’s just... incredibly sad
I am processing this information in a normal way devoid of rabid rage and bloodlust i am processing this information in a normal wa-
I’m on medication that can make me spacey af, which can be a problem when I’m driving–like yesterday, for example, when my best friend was trying to help me avoid a pothole he said “to the left,” and I just mumbled “take it back now y'all” and hit the pothole straight on
Literally crying
this is my favorite post on this website
they rlly wildin out rn
hingus bingus rave
me and the girls
they seem v distressed to me
nuh uh
first three words you notice describe your 2023!
what the fuck is it about disco elysium that makes it so susceptible to attracting people who are into piss. the amount of times ive been on AO3 and seen a new pisskink fic. its unreal. im not shaming anyone i am just baffled. what is going on.
Babygirl if you don’t like homoeroticism you are playing the wrong game
I just don’t want to subject myself to the extreme visual descriptions of cock going into ass or down one’s throat, man! I’m the last straight macho man on this godforsaken site, just let me be!
Me, on tumblr, resisting yet another invitation to read a great Disco Elysium fanfic that has the “Mature” rating:
is anybody else seeing this or am i hallucinating .
You know what they say, you snooze you lose. And it looks like, you snost and you lost.
anyone else get embarrassed when their self indulgent daydreams are like too self-indulgent? like oh jeez the telepaths are going to judge me
#ah so when you’re not Catholic you think it’s telepaths lol
Want to learn something new in 2022??
Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)
40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)
Excellent basic crochet video series
Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)
Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)
How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)
Another drawing character faces video
Literally my favorite art pose hack
Tutorial of how to make a whole ass Stardew Valley esque farming game in Gamemaker Studios 2??
Introduction to flying small aircrafts
French/Dutch/Fishtail braiding
Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)
Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)
Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)
Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:
Calculus 1 (full semester class)
Learn basic statistics (free textbook)
Introduction to college physics (free textbook)
Introduction to accounting (free textbook)
Learn a language:
Ancient Greek
Latin
Spanish
German
Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)
French
Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)
Want to learn something new in 2023??
Cooking with flavor bootcamp (used what I learned in this a LOT this year)
Beekeeping 101
Learn Interior Design from the British Academy of Interior Design (free to audit course - just choose the free option when you register)
Video on learning to read music that actually helped me??
How to use and sew with a sewing machine
How to ride a bike (listen. some of us never learned, and that's okay.)
How to cornrow-braid hair (I have it on good authority that this video is a godsend for doing your baby niece's black hair)
Making mead at home (I actually did this last summer and it was SO good)
How to garden
Basics of snowboarding (proceed with caution)
How to draw for people who (think they) suck at art (I know this website looks like a 2003 monstrosity, but the tutorials are excellent)
Pixel art for beginners so you can make the next great indie game
Go (back) to school
Introduction to Astronomy (high school course - free textbook w/ practice problems)
Principals of Economics (high school course - free textbook w/ practice problems)
Introduction to philosophy (free college course)
Computer science basics (full-semester Harvard course free online)
Learn a language
Japanese for Dummies (link fix from 2022)
Ukrainian
Portuguese (Brazil)
American Sign Language (as somebody who works with Deaf people professionally, I also strongly advise you to read up on Deaf/HoH culture and history!)
Chinese (Simplified)
Quenya (LOTR fantasy elf language)
