GO THE FUCK AWAY

Karkat Vantas: Bitchy teenage street racing stripper extraordinaire NAMES KARKAT VANTAS. AND THANKS TO SOME SHITTY ANON I'M PART FUCKING CAT FOR ETERNITY, OH JOY. ALSO I CAN APPARENTLY TURN FULL BLOWN CAT WHENEVER I WANT? WHAT THE FUCK? OKAY SO NOW YOU KNOW WHO I AM SO GET THE FUCK OUT! M.A! status: In heat, can't lie for a week.

[yourfuckingleader]

((Okay wow i got on to check my messages and i feel bad

So I'm giving you guys a choice

A. I can get on rarely

B. Stay off until I'm no longer grounded, no clue how long thats gonna be

C. Delete this account

Up to whoever

[nubbyknight]

FUCK YOU, I WARNED YOU IM IN HEAT.

I SPECIFICALLY ASKED YOU TO GET OFF ME, THEN EXPLAINED THAT IT WAS BECAUSE I WAS IN HEAT.

ANYTHING PAST THAT POINT IS COMPLETLEY YOUR FALMMPH

*cut off by the kiss, returning it while rubbing his alternates horns. He tries to grind back, but his movement is slightly restricted by the other laying on him*

[yourfuckingleader]

* Pushes deeper into the kiss running his hands under Karkats shirt, gliding his claws over his chest*

FUCK, KEEP THAT UP AND I-I’M JUST GONNA FUCK YO ON THE SPOT…

*He mumbles barely breaking the kiss before going back in*

[nubbyknight]

*runs his tongue over karkats lip, arching into his touch*

TCH, WHO S-SAYS ID STOP YOU?

*nips at his bottom lip, drawing a small amount of blood. His hands trail up the others shirt, raking his claws down his back before going back to rubbing his horns*

[yourfuckingleader]

*Chuckles running a hand down from his stomach to his waistband*

OH?

* Purrs and shifts so he's more hovering over the other then laying on him*

[nubbyknight]

*groans when he grinds against him, resisting the urge to grind back*

PFT, DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

I DONT SEE YOU TELLING ME TO STOP.

[yourfuckingleader]

I-I WOULD BUT I-IT FEELS FUCKING G-GOOD.

*Inwardly cusses himself out, stupid not lying*

[nubbyknight]

OH REALLY NOW~?

*he laughs at the other, glaring up at him before taking a horn into his mouth and sucking gently*

[yourfuckingleader]

F-FUCK!

*Moans loudly and subconsciously reaches down towards his crotch, stopping himself halfway there*

W-WHAT THE F-FUCK ARE YOU D-DOING!?

[nubbyknight]

*licks his horn before smirking*

COMPLAINING?

CAUSE IT SOUNDED LIKE YOU LIKED IT

*smirks and laughs, still keeping a hold of his horn*

[yourfuckingleader]

I-I DID LIKE IT, FUCKSTAIN!

BUT THAT SHIT I-IT’S GONNA D-DRIVE ME FU-FUCKING CRAZY!

FUCKING B-BULGE TEASE!

*Blushes like crazy panting slightly*

[nubbyknight]

THEN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

HAHA, FUCK YOU IM NOT A TEASE.

YOURE THE ONE WHO CAME OVER AND LAID ONTOP OF ME.

*glares at him, blushing slightly*

[yourfuckingleader]

RIGHT, CAUSE EVERY TIME I LAY ON SOMEONE I E-EXPECT IT TO END WITH TH-THEM FUCKING W-WITH MY HORNS.

NOW SH-SHUT UP AND FINISH WHAT YOU ST-STARTED.

*Sloppily kisses him grinding against him lightly*

[nubbyknight]

FUCK YOU, I WARNED YOU IM IN HEAT.

I SPECIFICALLY ASKED YOU TO GET OFF ME, THEN EXPLAINED THAT IT WAS BECAUSE I WAS IN HEAT.

ANYTHING PAST THAT POINT IS COMPLETLEY YOUR FALMMPH

*cut off by the kiss, returning it while rubbing his alternates horns. He tries to grind back, but his movement is slightly restricted by the other laying on him*

[yourfuckingleader]

* Pushes deeper into the kiss running his hands under Karkats shirt, gliding his claws over his chest*

FUCK, KEEP THAT UP AND I-I'M JUST GONNA FUCK YO ON THE SPOT...

*He mumbles barely breaking the kiss before going back in*

[nubbyknight]

*groans when he grinds against him, resisting the urge to grind back*

PFT, DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

I DONT SEE YOU TELLING ME TO STOP.

[yourfuckingleader]

I-I WOULD BUT I-IT FEELS FUCKING G-GOOD.

*Inwardly cusses himself out, stupid not lying*

[nubbyknight]

OH REALLY NOW~?

*he laughs at the other, glaring up at him before taking a horn into his mouth and sucking gently*

[yourfuckingleader]

F-FUCK!

*Moans loudly and subconsciously reaches down towards his crotch, stopping himself halfway there*

W-WHAT THE F-FUCK ARE YOU D-DOING!?

[nubbyknight]

*licks his horn before smirking*

COMPLAINING?

CAUSE IT SOUNDED LIKE YOU LIKED IT

*smirks and laughs, still keeping a hold of his horn*

[yourfuckingleader]

I-I DID LIKE IT, FUCKSTAIN!

BUT THAT SHIT I-IT’S GONNA D-DRIVE ME FU-FUCKING CRAZY!

FUCKING B-BULGE TEASE!

*Blushes like crazy panting slightly*

[nubbyknight]

THEN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

HAHA, FUCK YOU IM NOT A TEASE.

YOURE THE ONE WHO CAME OVER AND LAID ONTOP OF ME.

*glares at him, blushing slightly*

[yourfuckingleader]

RIGHT, CAUSE EVERY TIME I LAY ON SOMEONE I E-EXPECT IT TO END WITH TH-THEM FUCKING W-WITH MY HORNS.

NOW SH-SHUT UP AND FINISH WHAT YOU ST-STARTED.

*Sloppily kisses him grinding against him lightly*

[tentacleturntech]

[yourfuckingleader]

guiltyconstitution replied to your post: I RLEY NEED A FUCKIN DRINKIN PARTNER.

…Karkat?

YEAH?

> You really need to stop leaving all this alcohol in the car, you're gonna get pulled over one day, or get smashed at a really long stop light behind some fucker who wont move and get in an accident

[yourfuckingleader]

I RLEY NEED A FUCKIN DRINKIN PARTNER.

> You sit alone in your car drinking tequila as you scroll through your contacts, wondering who's awake.

[nubbyknight]

*groans when he grinds against him, resisting the urge to grind back*

PFT, DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

I DONT SEE YOU TELLING ME TO STOP.

[yourfuckingleader]

I-I WOULD BUT I-IT FEELS FUCKING G-GOOD.

*Inwardly cusses himself out, stupid not lying*

[nubbyknight]

OH REALLY NOW~?

*he laughs at the other, glaring up at him before taking a horn into his mouth and sucking gently*

[yourfuckingleader]

F-FUCK!

*Moans loudly and subconsciously reaches down towards his crotch, stopping himself halfway there*

W-WHAT THE F-FUCK ARE YOU D-DOING!?

[nubbyknight]

*licks his horn before smirking*

COMPLAINING?

CAUSE IT SOUNDED LIKE YOU LIKED IT

*smirks and laughs, still keeping a hold of his horn*

[yourfuckingleader]

I-I DID LIKE IT, FUCKSTAIN!

BUT THAT SHIT I-IT'S GONNA D-DRIVE ME FU-FUCKING CRAZY!

FUCKING B-BULGE TEASE!

*Blushes like crazy panting slightly*

[nubbyknight]

*groans when he grinds against him, resisting the urge to grind back*

PFT, DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

I DONT SEE YOU TELLING ME TO STOP.

[yourfuckingleader]

I-I WOULD BUT I-IT FEELS FUCKING G-GOOD.

*Inwardly cusses himself out, stupid not lying*

[nubbyknight]

OH REALLY NOW~?

*he laughs at the other, glaring up at him before taking a horn into his mouth and sucking gently*

[yourfuckingleader]

F-FUCK!

*Moans loudly and subconsciously reaches down towards his crotch, stopping himself halfway there*

W-WHAT THE F-FUCK ARE YOU D-DOING!?

[nubbyknight]

*hisses and claws him*

BECAUSE UH…

*redfaces and growls*

I HAVE MY REASONS, NOW GET OFF

[yourfuckingleader]

IF YOU’RE IN HEAT AGAIN THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP.

THAT’S NOT AN EXCUSE, DEAL WITH IT.

AND IF YOU HAVE ANOTHER REASON TELL ME OR I’M NOT MOVING.

*Glares*

[nubbyknight]

FUCK YOU! IVE BEEN STUCK IN HEAT FOR ALMOST A FUCKING WEEK AND IM GOING TO GO INSANE.

SO QUIT FUCKING TOUCHING ME.

*glares back at him*

[yourfuckingleader]

WELL YOU’RE NOT THE ONLY FUCKING ONE!

LEARN TO DEAL WITH IT.

NOW SHUT UP AND BE COMFORTABLE!

* Huffs and stares him down*

[nubbyknight]

YOURE IN HEAT TOO?

*laughs and glares at him*

FUCK YOU, I WILL DO NEITHER.

*casually brushes his hand against his alternates horns, knowing it will either piss him off or turn him on, either way it will be funny to watch*

[yourfuckingleader]

YEAH, AND GUESS WHAT.

I’VE LEARNED TO FUCKING DEAL WITH IT.

*Returns the glare with a small hiss*

YOU WIL DO BO-OOH!

*Face goes red and he shivers, his glare deepening*

WH-WHAT THE FUCK!?

[nubbyknight]

*laughs at the others reaction, not even bothering to glare*

HAHAH OH MY GOG YOURE FACE, HAHAH FUCKING ADORABLE!

[yourfuckingleader]

*Buries face in his chest*

SH-SHUT THE FUCK UP D-DAMMIT!

THAT WAS S-SO UNCALLED FOR!

*Shift awkwardly*

[nubbyknight]

*grabs one of his horns and rubs it with his thumb*

IT WAS SO CALLED FOR

AND ITS FUCKING CUTE AS HELL

[yourfuckingleader]

*Lets out a quiet moan and accidentally grinds his hips into the other*

F-FUUUUUCK.

N-NOT FAIR, NOT C-CALLED F-FOR!

[nubbyknight]

*groans when he grinds against him, resisting the urge to grind back*

PFT, DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

I DONT SEE YOU TELLING ME TO STOP.

[yourfuckingleader]

I-I WOULD BUT I-IT FEELS FUCKING G-GOOD.

*Inwardly cusses himself out, stupid not lying*

[nubbyknight]

*hisses and claws him*

BECAUSE UH…

*redfaces and growls*

I HAVE MY REASONS, NOW GET OFF

[yourfuckingleader]

IF YOU’RE IN HEAT AGAIN THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP.

THAT’S NOT AN EXCUSE, DEAL WITH IT.

AND IF YOU HAVE ANOTHER REASON TELL ME OR I’M NOT MOVING.

*Glares*

[nubbyknight]

FUCK YOU! IVE BEEN STUCK IN HEAT FOR ALMOST A FUCKING WEEK AND IM GOING TO GO INSANE.

SO QUIT FUCKING TOUCHING ME.

*glares back at him*

[yourfuckingleader]

WELL YOU’RE NOT THE ONLY FUCKING ONE!

LEARN TO DEAL WITH IT.

NOW SHUT UP AND BE COMFORTABLE!

* Huffs and stares him down*

[nubbyknight]

YOURE IN HEAT TOO?

*laughs and glares at him*

FUCK YOU, I WILL DO NEITHER.

*casually brushes his hand against his alternates horns, knowing it will either piss him off or turn him on, either way it will be funny to watch*

[yourfuckingleader]

YEAH, AND GUESS WHAT.

I’VE LEARNED TO FUCKING DEAL WITH IT.

*Returns the glare with a small hiss*

YOU WIL DO BO-OOH!

*Face goes red and he shivers, his glare deepening*

WH-WHAT THE FUCK!?

[nubbyknight]

*laughs at the others reaction, not even bothering to glare*

HAHAH OH MY GOG YOURE FACE, HAHAH FUCKING ADORABLE!

[yourfuckingleader]

*Buries face in his chest*

SH-SHUT THE FUCK UP D-DAMMIT!

THAT WAS S-SO UNCALLED FOR!

*Shift awkwardly*

[nubbyknight]

*grabs one of his horns and rubs it with his thumb*

IT WAS SO CALLED FOR

AND ITS FUCKING CUTE AS HELL

[yourfuckingleader]

*Lets out a quiet moan and accidentally grinds his hips into the other*

F-FUUUUUCK.

N-NOT FAIR, NOT C-CALLED F-FOR!

[nubbyknight]

*hisses and claws him*

BECAUSE UH…

*redfaces and growls*

I HAVE MY REASONS, NOW GET OFF

[yourfuckingleader]

IF YOU’RE IN HEAT AGAIN THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP.

THAT’S NOT AN EXCUSE, DEAL WITH IT.

AND IF YOU HAVE ANOTHER REASON TELL ME OR I’M NOT MOVING.

*Glares*

[nubbyknight]

FUCK YOU! IVE BEEN STUCK IN HEAT FOR ALMOST A FUCKING WEEK AND IM GOING TO GO INSANE.

SO QUIT FUCKING TOUCHING ME.

*glares back at him*

[yourfuckingleader]

WELL YOU’RE NOT THE ONLY FUCKING ONE!

LEARN TO DEAL WITH IT.

NOW SHUT UP AND BE COMFORTABLE!

* Huffs and stares him down*

[nubbyknight]

YOURE IN HEAT TOO?

*laughs and glares at him*

FUCK YOU, I WILL DO NEITHER.

*casually brushes his hand against his alternates horns, knowing it will either piss him off or turn him on, either way it will be funny to watch*

[yourfuckingleader]

YEAH, AND GUESS WHAT.

I’VE LEARNED TO FUCKING DEAL WITH IT.

*Returns the glare with a small hiss*

YOU WIL DO BO-OOH!

*Face goes red and he shivers, his glare deepening*

WH-WHAT THE FUCK!?

[nubbyknight]

*laughs at the others reaction, not even bothering to glare*

HAHAH OH MY GOG YOURE FACE, HAHAH FUCKING ADORABLE!

[yourfuckingleader]

*Buries face in his chest*

SH-SHUT THE FUCK UP D-DAMMIT!

THAT WAS S-SO UNCALLED FOR!

*Shift awkwardly*

[nubbyknight]

*hisses and claws him*

BECAUSE UH…

*redfaces and growls*

I HAVE MY REASONS, NOW GET OFF

[yourfuckingleader]

IF YOU’RE IN HEAT AGAIN THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP.

THAT’S NOT AN EXCUSE, DEAL WITH IT.

AND IF YOU HAVE ANOTHER REASON TELL ME OR I’M NOT MOVING.

*Glares*

[nubbyknight]

FUCK YOU! IVE BEEN STUCK IN HEAT FOR ALMOST A FUCKING WEEK AND IM GOING TO GO INSANE.

SO QUIT FUCKING TOUCHING ME.

*glares back at him*

[yourfuckingleader]

WELL YOU’RE NOT THE ONLY FUCKING ONE!

LEARN TO DEAL WITH IT.

NOW SHUT UP AND BE COMFORTABLE!

* Huffs and stares him down*

[nubbyknight]

YOURE IN HEAT TOO?

*laughs and glares at him*

FUCK YOU, I WILL DO NEITHER.

*casually brushes his hand against his alternates horns, knowing it will either piss him off or turn him on, either way it will be funny to watch*

[yourfuckingleader]

YEAH, AND GUESS WHAT.

I'VE LEARNED TO FUCKING DEAL WITH IT.

*Returns the glare with a small hiss*

YOU WIL DO BO-OOH!

*Face goes red and he shivers, his glare deepening*

WH-WHAT THE FUCK!?

[nubbyknight]

*hisses and claws him*

BECAUSE UH…

*redfaces and growls*

I HAVE MY REASONS, NOW GET OFF

[yourfuckingleader]

IF YOU’RE IN HEAT AGAIN THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP.

THAT’S NOT AN EXCUSE, DEAL WITH IT.

AND IF YOU HAVE ANOTHER REASON TELL ME OR I’M NOT MOVING.

*Glares*

[nubbyknight]

FUCK YOU! IVE BEEN STUCK IN HEAT FOR ALMOST A FUCKING WEEK AND IM GOING TO GO INSANE.

SO QUIT FUCKING TOUCHING ME.

*glares back at him*

[yourfuckingleader]

WELL YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY FUCKING ONE!

LEARN TO DEAL WITH IT.

NOW SHUT UP AND BE COMFORTABLE!

* Huffs and stares him down*

[yourfuckingleader]

nubbyknight replied to your post: *shines laser pointer in the nearest wall*

NAH, MAKE ME. *trails it along the wall*

I WI-

*Fuckit all and chases*

[nubbyknight]

PFTHAHAHAHA

*shines it in a circle*

[yourfuckingleader]

DON’T FUCKING LAUGH DAMMIT!

* Chases it in the circle and starts to feel dizzy*

[nubbyknight]

*falls on his ass laughing*

HAHAHA OH MY GOG YOURE SO FUCKING CUTE

[yourfuckingleader]

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

I AM NOT CU-UTE.

*falls down from dizziness*

I HATE YOU.

[nubbyknight]

*coughing from laughing so hard unable to speak*

[yourfuckingleader]

* Stumbles over and lays on top of him*

I HOPE YOU CHOKE RIGHT NOW.

[nubbyknight]

*tugs in his ear lightly*

SHUTUP

YOURE JUST MAD CUZ YOURE ADORABLE.

[yourfuckingleader]

HMPH.

FUCK YOU, IF ANYTHING YOU’RE THE ADORABLE ONE.

COMFY TOO.

*Sticks tongue out*

[nubbyknight]

FUCK, DONT LAY ON ME..

*shoves at him, redfaced*

[yourfuckingleader]

I DON’T SEE A REASON WHY I SHOULDN’T.

*Clings to him digging claws into his side*

YOU’RE FUCKING COMFY.

[nubbyknight]

*hisses and claws him*

BECAUSE UH…

*redfaces and growls*

I HAVE MY REASONS, NOW GET OFF

[yourfuckingleader]

IF YOU'RE IN HEAT AGAIN THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP.

THAT'S NOT AN EXCUSE, DEAL WITH IT.

AND IF YOU HAVE ANOTHER REASON TELL ME OR I'M NOT MOVING.

*Glares*

[yourfuckingleader]

nubbyknight replied to your post: *shines laser pointer in the nearest wall*

NAH, MAKE ME. *trails it along the wall*

I WI-

*Fuckit all and chases*

[nubbyknight]

PFTHAHAHAHA

*shines it in a circle*

[yourfuckingleader]

DON’T FUCKING LAUGH DAMMIT!

* Chases it in the circle and starts to feel dizzy*

[nubbyknight]

*falls on his ass laughing*

HAHAHA OH MY GOG YOURE SO FUCKING CUTE

[yourfuckingleader]

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

I AM NOT CU-UTE.

*falls down from dizziness*

I HATE YOU.

[nubbyknight]

*coughing from laughing so hard unable to speak*

[yourfuckingleader]

* Stumbles over and lays on top of him*

I HOPE YOU CHOKE RIGHT NOW.

[nubbyknight]

*tugs in his ear lightly*

SHUTUP

YOURE JUST MAD CUZ YOURE ADORABLE.

[yourfuckingleader]

HMPH.

FUCK YOU, IF ANYTHING YOU’RE THE ADORABLE ONE.

COMFY TOO.

*Sticks tongue out*

[nubbyknight]

FUCK, DONT LAY ON ME..

*shoves at him, redfaced*

[yourfuckingleader]

I DON'T SEE A REASON WHY I SHOULDN'T.

*Clings to him digging claws into his side*

YOU'RE FUCKING COMFY.

[yourfuckingleader]

nubbyknight replied to your post: *shines laser pointer in the nearest wall*

NAH, MAKE ME. *trails it along the wall*

I WI-

*Fuckit all and chases*

[nubbyknight]

PFTHAHAHAHA

*shines it in a circle*

[yourfuckingleader]

DON’T FUCKING LAUGH DAMMIT!

* Chases it in the circle and starts to feel dizzy*

[nubbyknight]

*falls on his ass laughing*

HAHAHA OH MY GOG YOURE SO FUCKING CUTE

[yourfuckingleader]

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

I AM NOT CU-UTE.

*falls down from dizziness*

I HATE YOU.

[nubbyknight]

*coughing from laughing so hard unable to speak*

[yourfuckingleader]

* Stumbles over and lays on top of him*

I HOPE YOU CHOKE RIGHT NOW.

[nubbyknight]

*tugs in his ear lightly*

SHUTUP

YOURE JUST MAD CUZ YOURE ADORABLE.

[yourfuckingleader]

HMPH.

FUCK YOU, IF ANYTHING YOU'RE THE ADORABLE ONE.

COMFY TOO.

*Sticks tongue out*