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everyone dni

yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes

“there’s that penny again, pa!”

secreteggplantbaby

cheaphalloweencostume

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

morgannalefey

I sincerely hope that the OP realizes that gramma was very likely quoting that cartoon.

cheaphalloweencostume

the cartoon that was drawn and posted based on my post? probably not, but i guess we can never know

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i wish i could be normal maybe if i locked in as a 5 year old instead of like crying over everything and being a sniveling little biiiiiitch i could’ve had a chance

#im too weak for the world aaaah #i can feel myself rotting from the inside out #metaphorically and literally #i was anorexic for like 7 years and lowk still am i just dont label it anymore #cuz if i ignore it its not even real #ive been sick in my head for so long that its starting to make me sick in the body too #and i dont care! i literally dont its not a big deal #i dont knoww what to do with myself haha #i think i was supposed to die like 2 years ago and something got messed up and the timeline hasnt corrected itself yet #so im just floating in limbo until it gets fixed #like ok im gonna die anyways so like why should i careeee hwy should i care about making this better #i was put here to suffer and die and brother i’m only halfway done with that list #im just so apathetic these days like why should i care about anything #i can’t. be bothered.!! i haven’t been able to love anything in like 2 years why should i care about anything #i just want to get out. and be alone. and nobody is worried about me or scared of me or hurting me #i want to climb out of my body and run away anywhere else #im literally driving myself insane here im going to die here #im covered in bruises and cuts and bite marks and burns because all i do when im upset is hurt myself #i look like i get beat or something and like no it’s just because im LOSING MY ENTIRE FUCKINGGGG MINDDDDDDDDDD #and NOTHING ELSE MAKES IT FEEL BETTER #i tried so hard to force myself back into liking fiction and stuff like that again and i just can’t get it to click #like i wanted to figure it out because it used to be my healthiest coping thing #but. lol you know how it goes for me #i don’t know. i don’t even know how to watch tv anymore!!!! USELESS PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!#i wish it couldve been better for me i guess just like generally speaking. i didnt have to end up like this #i don’t know how to be a human person! eek #my edible is kicking in the sadness is being drowned out okay bye bye sad james please die while you’re out!!!!!#anyways ignore all that i’m fine now lawl im gonna play minecraft and listen to bcnr and not form a single thought for 4 hours #it’s the only way i can exist and not be completely miserable. ok bye

im going to go away for a long time one day

#i need to get the fuck out of here im genuinely losing my mind

silvaurum

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

silvaurum

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

silvaurum

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

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jakemorph

the only “v” “tubers” i care about are the “root vegetables” i grow in my “vagina”. to all the haters who saw this post early on patreon and told me not to post it: kill yourselves, sincerely this time

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