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@yourgoddesseris
"Yes well, do pardon the shield." he said, a bit on edge. "I'm looking to make a bit of a bargain, if you're willing to trade."
"Oooh, deals. Almost as much fun as vows and alliances. What do you propose, specter? You have my ear."
"If you could lend me your attention for a moment of time, I'd be most gracious." said Stanton, from a safe distance away, and behind a plastic riot shield.
"You have it, you polite but creepy little man. For future reference, unlike my sister in arms, I am a goddess, not an IED. You might actually be safer without a shield, but who knows."
"Aaaaaaah god I'm so bored. It would seem our shrine isn't attracting the number of worshipers we expected. Maybe the whole 'pain and strife' thing is a bit of a hard sell..."
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"And we shall have a bathhouse and an altar and incense sconces and marble thrones and chaise lounges and it will be open for public worship."
"I really like the sound of this. Might we also put in some private chambers for ourselves as well? It only seems fitting. Hm…how much space do we have to work with? "
"I like the way you think. And, well... no one saw fit to work that little detail out so we can assume as much as we want. Might want to keep it modest, though. Wouldn't want to raise their property values too much."
"And we shall have a bathhouse and an altar and incense sconces and marble thrones and chaise lounges and it will be open for public worship."
"Bah. If this hound is any indication, rampaging zombies might be an upgrade from your own control." She prodded Smith with her heel, "Honestly, Id trust Pyrrhus’ leadership over yours. But, fine. If you want corpses fighting for you, you’ll have them, but on the condition that any man under your command that approaches us with less groveling respect than our station deserves will be exempt entirely from this treaty."
"I agree with my sister in arms. If we have returned to this mortal plane, I demand respect. Which means, you need to keep your dogs on a leash." She sneered towards Smith again, still disappointed the Strongest Man had turned to jelly before her eyes. She turned back to Eris with that sinister smirk. "We’re being generous, really. Back in the days of old, I demanded a blood sacrifice at my temple every moon."
Hendricks rolled his eyes and mocked her. “Back in my day I demanded blood sacrifice at my temple! We’re not back in your days! Rest assured Smith won’t be bothering you.”
Stanton continued to shake his head at the whole affair while Jason looked on from a distance.
"I suppose we have a deal then." sneered Hendricks, "Or whatever it is you treacherous heathens call a truce."
"There must be some irony in calling goddesses heathens. But fine, you have a deal. just wait til more of our old compatriots come along. See how long you can retain your composure when Semele or Phrike show up around here. Anyway, I'd tell you to kiss my ring to seal the deal but, as I'm not wearing one, you can substitute my ass. If you can reach it. Shinkicker."
Does that apple actually have any power or is it just a... thing you have?
"Well it's more of a symbol than anything else at this point, but... 10-20 pounds of divinely reinforced metal comes in handy more than you'd think."
yourgoddesseris started following you
"O-oh! Princess! You’re…um, back! Again…"
"How was your…trip?"
"GODDESS child, GODDESS. And it was fine. Apparently I found one of my old sisters and she plans to reassert our positions as supreme masters, personifications, and practitioners of pain and strife on this earth. And we have a new place to live."
"…Oh."
Two of them?
"That…sounds like fun? Um…not that I’m telling you how to do your…job, or anything but…
Can you maybe not do the pain and strife on Earth thing?”
"Ha! That’s my Modus Operandi, tiny, my Raison d’être. Now, Have you been taking your medicine like I told you? I’m sure that masked ball of flesh has a stash somewhere."
"Last time I took that medicine you gave me I sorta…blew up Mister Hendricks’ car.
I’m not allowed to do that anymore.”
"... What. Well. It seems my teachings took hold, then. I was starting to get worried, you seemed to be a little... slow on the uptake. I suppose that means we can accelerate your lessons then, hm? Or... how old are you again?"
yourgoddesseris started following you
"O-oh! Princess! You’re…um, back! Again…"
"How was your…trip?"
"GODDESS child, GODDESS. And it was fine. Apparently I found one of my old sisters and she plans to reassert our positions as supreme masters, personifications, and practitioners of pain and strife on this earth. And we have a new place to live."
"…Oh."
Two of them?
"That…sounds like fun? Um…not that I’m telling you how to do your…job, or anything but…
Can you maybe not do the pain and strife on Earth thing?”
"Ha! That's my Modus Operandi, tiny, my Raison d'être. Now, Have you been taking your medicine like I told you? I'm sure that masked ball of flesh has a stash somewhere."
yourgoddesseris started following you
"O-oh! Princess! You’re…um, back! Again…"
"How was your…trip?"
"GODDESS child, GODDESS. And it was fine. Apparently I found one of my old sisters and she plans to reassert our positions as supreme masters, personifications, and practitioners of pain and strife on this earth. And we have a new place to live."
"Hmhm. Well, I can solemnly swear on my honor as a goddess that none of my actions will directly result in the disruption of your little… thing. As for soldiers, well… I’m sure the goddess of bloodlust and war can do something about that. Just don’t assume it’ll be pretty."
At that, the smaller of the two goddesses stepped forward, glancing over the small gathering of men. Smith, she tossed a wicked little grin, finding it amusing he seemed to be the dog the others beat, or so it seemed. She focused on the one Eris spoke with most, and cast her gaze to Eris. “I can do that, but as she said…” She grinned wickedly. “It won’t be pretty. And they shall need blood to survive. So they must be kept active.” She glanced down at her nails, seemingly bored. "It will take me some time to summon them…those powers might prove a bit rusty. In the meantime, we shall erect our temple of Havoc and Horror…" She giggled, the sound chilling. It was clear she would take some time to acclimate as Eris did.
"Woah, woah, woah, we never shook hands on the deal." said Hendricks, fanning himself with his top-hat. He mumbled a jumbled series of curses to himself and looked back at Eris.
"Where was I? Oh yes, no interfering in Associate business, whether it be directly or indirectly, a dozen undead warriors, not made from anyone I know or anyone anyone I know knows, you get that? And lets assume I know everyone in this base and under my control. Speaking of control, I want to be able to direct these undead cronies as well as anyone of my own men, got it? No rampaging zombies in the base!"
Stanton shook his head and sighed, Looking back ta Jason who just shrugged at the increasingly dangerous deal that was being made.
"I’m aware of how you crazy gods operate, and if Zeus is any sort of proper indicator, none of you have any respect for anything than your own loins."
Smith rose a hand to say something, but was quickly kicked down by Stanton, who stood on the flattened back of what once was the Associates Strongest Man.
"Now do we have a deal on these conditions?" asked Hendricks, more trustful of a serial killer’s knife with his back turned than he did of the two goddesses in front of him.
"Bah. If this hound is any indication, rampaging zombies might be an upgrade from your own control." She prodded Smith with her heel, "Honestly, Id trust Pyrrhus' leadership over yours. But, fine. If you want corpses fighting for you, you'll have them, but on the condition that any man under your command that approaches us with less groveling respect than our station deserves will be exempt entirely from this treaty."
"He's not malfunctioning, honey, he's just badly programmed."
"Oh, shut up you little weasel, why don’t we ask the man who is clearly in charge of this situation? Smith, what do you think?”
"Haha! Wel-" Smith stopped when he felt Hendricks’s gaze pierce through him like a molten sword through a block of cheese. Biting his tongue, the brute fell to his knees and motioned for a five minute recess.
"How about we bargain?" insisted Hendricks. "You get to lodge in the base, with the conditions that none of your actions or those of your sister, or anyone you decide to invite in here, interferes with Associate activity, as well as supply us with a dozen undying soldiers for our purposes."
"How bout we trade for a doze-" Smith stopped when his head rang from a Stanton’s sternest kick.
"Hmhm. Well, I can solemnly swear on my honor as a goddess that none of my actions will directly result in the disruption of your little... thing. As for soldiers, well... I'm sure the goddess of bloodlust and war can do something about that. Just don't assume it'll be pretty."
yourgoddesseris replied to your post: yourgoddesseris said:”Hey, jackas…
"If it was under your control, I imagine you wouldn’t have to deal with ‘the stray litter and garbage Smith drags in.’ Now quit complaining, you’re getting a free marble monument on your land."
"Listen here, you over-plump, pagan deity. MY base means I can tolerate as much garbage and trash as Iwant to tolerate, as well as deny entry to whatever dead-religions passed fodder I feel like!”-Hendricks
"Ah hell, this is gonna end badly." -Smith
"Is Hendricks arguing with forces beyond our control?"-Stanton
"E-Yeah.
"Here we go again."
"Oh, shut up you little weasel, why don't we ask the man who is clearly in charge of this situation? Smith, what do you think?"
enyothewarlike replied to your post:"I’m bored. What do you do for entertainment around here? Moreover…I don’t have a temple. Where am I supposed to live?"
"I need a proper temple. Why don’t we…create one? I’m sure I can fabricate enough wealth to secure us lodging in this wasteland."
"…Build our own temple? Havoc and destruction? Well… Hm. That’s a good idea. And… I think I know the perfect location."
"You have been here longer than I, so lead the way! And yes I think we’ll make an excellent team. The mortals won’t know what hit them!"
"Indeed. But again, if we're to get what we deserve we must exercise extreme delicacy and utmost subtlety."
enyothewarlike replied to your post:"I'm bored. What do you do for entertainment around here? Moreover...I don't have a temple. Where am I supposed to live?"
"I need a proper temple. Why don’t we…create one? I’m sure I can fabricate enough wealth to secure us lodging in this wasteland."
"...Build our own temple? Havoc and destruction? Well... Hm. That's a good idea. And... I think I know the perfect location."
