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@yourlocalbenevolentoverlord
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An Indie Rp Blog For Queen From Deltarune (An Internet Takeover Basically)
This "Blog" Is 18+. Here For All The Spontaneous @’s, Asks, As Well As Semi Lit/Literate Rps! Castemates And Characters From Other Fandoms Are Welcome.
This Blog Will Contain Mature And Occasionally Unpleasant Topics As Well As Contain Dark Humor And Dark Subject Manner.
[Queen's Decrees] [About Your Monarch] [Royal Stats] [Cyber-Army]
"Howabouthowabout we make it this...Who the hell? What for? Where the fug do you think you're going, and when did you get the BIG idea?"
"Yes Yes!" Now she's just having a blast with this little man popping off so passionately. "Who In The Blazes Authorized That: For What Unfathomable Purpose, To Which Ill-Defined Destination Do You Presume To Be Absconding, And Precisely What Intermediate Point Did You Conjure The Monumental Delusion That This (Of All Things) s—Was At All A Good Idea? Most Importantly: Whatever Did You Get Out Of It?"
📺⭐🟥⭕ Downing his drink in one sweep, he drops his head to the counter and hits his fist against it. " I can neither confirm nor deny that statement.....! "
She downs her drink just in time for Tenna's fist to meet with the counter. Bam! Queen doesn't miss a beat in stating the obvious.
"You Most Certainly Are Not Doing Either Of Those You Have Been Nothing But Casuistical About The Entire Affair"
Suddenly Queen slaps a regal hand to Tenna's back with an audible whack
"Speaking Of Which: What Made The Two Of You Get Freaky Like That? How Positively Messy Of You Tennybins"
"Well My Moral Evaluation Of It Has Failed Upon Assesment
Therefore Why Not Make It Six W's: With A What For?"
@thereelmike
Queen opens her mouth just in time for Layla to be ripped away by a disembodied cane.
".......YES"
She calls out way too late.
𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐄𝐃 ・ @yourlocalbenevolentoverlord
❝ Please stop fighting, i don't want you or the lightners to harm yourselves. Didn't you wish to bring everybody joy? I thought that was your plan from the start. It wasn't— it wasn't supposed to unfold like this. ❞ Please, girl. She got the wobbly lip and everything, and the big teary eyes!
And just like that, Queen's Maternal Instinct Simulation Protocol is initiated. "I Fail To Process How A Mecha Fight Could Not Engage With One's Pleasure Receptors"
"And yet" And yet, this is obviously very much what she has failed to comprehend. Reaching out a massive mechanical gloved pinky finger, Queen pats the Aquatic Bot on the head.
"There there, LayLay, I-" She looks down at the water her heel is planted in. "-Can Issue Cease To The Battle And Fix Whatever It Is I Stepped On That You Care So Dearly About"
What was it the poor girl had yelled before?
"The Grout Was It? I Do Not Understand Why You GAF About That But"
📺⭐🟥⭕ " ..... I've been advised to refuse comment. " He sighs flatly, already pouring a drink--
@yourlocalbenevolentoverlord
"Cheers To That, Daddy!" She toasts. Is she trolling? Is she sincere about this? Who knows. Spoiler Alert: It's sort of both. "Now I Suppose We Are Due For A Belated Baby Shower"
"My Sincerest Congratulations To The New Parents And Their Bouncing Baby...Uh...Pee Pee!"
The sound of ultimate suffering
Straight up what Queen's Mansion Sounds like right now. Everyone in Cyber City is hearing Layla giving Spamton a massage right now.
Deafening, blood curdling screams can be heard throughout the mansion. The Swatchling who was pouring her drink yelps and flings acid everywhere. Tasques scatter.
"Uh Whatever The Hell Is That Hideous Cacophony Of Pure And Unadulterated Agony"
Another Swatchling approaches with the answer. "Layla has taken Spamton to a room to destress, Your Majesty."
Enough said. Queen instinctively whips out her phone and begins recording.
"Ohhh Ho Ho You Go Gurl"
have these sketches!
Queen teaches tenna how to use the internet.
Honestly surprised that this is not down already. Tenna’s just a confused old man and queen would take advantage of this fact to mess with him for her own amusement.
She looked down at her gloved hands and her fellow Darkners that was applauding her. When Seafoam had received the message that Queen wanted an audience with her, this is not what she expected in the slightest.
"I don't have anything...appropriate to wear for this..." Seafoam muttered, having only come in her work uniform. Which would look very out of place with what Her Majesty was giving to her.
To think that she would be rewarded for speaking out against the music law Her Majesty tried to implement. Yet that ringing that she shouldn’t be all in her head continued. Remain humble.
You must remain humble if you don’t want to end in a tragic way.
“Could…Could I have something to wear that would be better suited for this party first?”
[[Could…Could I have something to wear that would be better suited for this party first?]]
Queen's luminescent grin falls flat. Whatever could The Girl possibly mean by this? Was this a concer---
Oh wait
Perhaps, upon mulling it over logically, she gets it.
Here Queen was, bombarding this girl of modest means to a most extravagant and awesome party, without any thought to how she might show up dressed and (most importantly) how she might feel about this. Queen slaps both hands to her temporal lobes and says amidst the cheering:
"Oh My Circuits That Is Inarguably Correct Come With Me Dearest"
And with that, Queen takes Seafoam's hand and expertly weaves her through a crowd, down several cybernetic labyrinthian hallways, to a room. With a simple request, a servant drops from the sky with a selection of Party/ Ballroom Attire:
"Well Go On Duckling. Pick Your Pick."
❝ Well, how could i ever deny the request of our beloved queen? ❞ Her tone was clearly taunting; everybody knew there was only ONE Queen in TV World. I mean- not that she felt threatened. Hmph. As if.
She turns to call out for a projector to be brought in, and the moment it turns on, the screen in front of them begins showing all sorts of violence. Screams, evil monsters' limbs being torn apart, blood, guts, meat, glitter, high fashion, cooking classes with said meat, trauma! romance! more blood! And-
❝ This is one of my mildest movies though. Chainsaw Bestiepops 2 is way worse. It was a miracle they allowed to screen it. ❞
Queen watches intently, steadily, as the gore--the horror---unfolds. This girl has some gall. But perhaps that is to be expected of a queen of her own Darkworld. Still. Damn. What a ferocious creature this Other Queen Is. If Yours's Highness Truely were to be completely and utterly honest, this here is what one would consider to be a top tier biatch (positive).
Queen, after viewing the display with a scrunched-up face with steady disgust, suddenly hoots and claps.
"HOO! My Heavens (Holy Shit) Must Say I Am Hyped By Your Calibur Gurl! Good Ish Good Ish Indeed"
"You And I Really Need To Share Some Battery Acid And Chat Sometime: Busom To Busom'
Guaranteed It Will Be Gloriously Good Fun And Drama Induced"
📺⭐🟥⭕ What she says doesn't go through one antenna and out the other, he certainly worries about not aging strategically, but every time he tries to find a way out of his fate it seems as though there's always a catch.
And there's some things he's just not willing to let go of. " Wha--! " He holds his precious box set in the back of his head. " Don't tell me you wanna turn me into one of those pencil thin flat screens! Its not all about being thin, you know! Some people want a guy that's a little more substantial! And-- you'd... have to take off my-my antennas and everything..! " He whimpers, his stomach turning at having to change himself so deeply-- all for fame. Maybe that's... just show business, but...
" I'll tell you what-- Let me try my way for just a little while longer... and if push comes to shove, I'll-- I'll-- " He seems to recoil and backpedal. " Start with a small altercation! Like, uh-- install one of those HDMI ports! That can't be major surgery, right? "
Oh, she really has been #Slacking big time with poor Tenna Banenna. He needs her benevolence more than she even initially recognized. Tilting her head with that ever present, carefree grin, Queen steps forward, high heels clacking, to place a firm hand on Tenna's shoulders. Her intentions, ultimately, are to comfort, and yet that is done through some forcefulness in her grip. She decides that, perhaps, the best approach to this would be a ginger, firm, oxymoronic one.
"Indeed I Did Mean: That I Intend To Transform You Into 'One Of Those Pencil Thin Flatscreens'.
Additionally: Your Suggestion Of Simply Installing A Singular HDMI Port Would Ultimately Result In An Inane Endeavor Without First Rearranging Your Internal Constructs. So To Answer Your Question: Every Possible Modification Would End Up Being A Major Surgery"
If only she wasn't so blunt by nature.
The Cybernetic Monarch laughs, making light of the entirety of this "notion". As if it is not at all a big deal. Really, to her, it isn't.
"But Hey
Seeing As We're In The Same "Power Bracket"
I Will Comply To Your Request To Stall Time For Now. But I Will Proceed To Occasionally Toss Out Reasons Why My Proposition Is The Most Correct."
She groaned and slowly got up on her feet, a pile of unwrapped candies and scattered pumpkin pieces lying at her feet. Wait- this isn't where she fell asleep. What- Before she could even protest, a giant red sleigh came falling from the sky above her, crushing her under its weight and revealing the TV gal sitting on top of it, wearing a sparkling SANTA COSTUME.
🎄❝ IT'S TIIIIIMMMEEEEE ! ❞ 🎄
She's Defrosting As We Speak
"OMG Gurl You Know It"
Layla flies up to where GIGA Queen was only to start crying in autotune in front of her. Look at what you have done. Now the aqua salad bot is sads.
Both Queen and her Mecha's focus zeroes in on the small green bot that is now hovering in front of her visor. This isn't sadness she's processing...is it? How could she take it any other way, what with the audio effected wailing and all.
Queen shoots a flying fist at her opponent to officially halt The Battle before saying,
"Why Layla Dear Don't Be Sad Tell Me What's Wrong I Seriously Do Not Know"
Then, she looks down at her feet,
"That Is Not Your Old Family Home I Stepped In Is It?
