In the Lightnerās world heās a literal green dice, in the Darknerās world heās a Pippins. The only green one in a population of reds. Pippineses are gambling, scamming, scheming little scoundrels by nature. While Battat has alot of these qualities, he also fancies himself an āintellectualā coughcough, and a hard worker.
Was once Tennaās audio engineer. Wanted to be an actor or a singer but got trapped in a sketchy contract.
Puts on a costume and plays the part of Motormouth Mike--a tiny round microphone. He gets waaaay too invested in the role. Call him a method actor. He took up the role because his boss was always looking for āMikeā who never existed and would throw hissy fits because he wasnāt around.
Mike talks ALOT and has a quirky way of speaking. Heās scrappy and always ready to throw hands.
Both Battat and Mike have enough ego to fill a solar system.Ā
Battat is epically tired, overworked, and neurotic. A wacked out little guy.
Obsessed with trying to figure out who the real Mike is.
Has cartoon mobster vibes. Lead goon energy. (back home he employed two other people to also play Mike because itās too much work for one person. They were his Lesser Goons.)
He's tsundere.
A conspiracy theorist in the worst possible way.
