The Boneturner

Just something to do in between jobs, yk?

[yourlocalboneturner]

Saw a few people I know posting stuff on here, so I thought, why not give it a go.

Name’s Jared Hopworth feel free to ask stuff or whatever

Yes, I do top surgeries, but it does cost a body part of MY choosing

Currently running a gym, but I’m a well versed guy, so chances are I’ve done it

That’s about it, try not to think about your skin too much

[OOC under the cut]

This is my first role play blog so sorry if I’m not the best

It’s a roleplay/ask blog, I know there’s a difference and it is both!

Dialogue: Like this

Thoughts: Like this

Actions: *Like this*

Any out of character notes will be prefaced with OOC:

Also for accessibility reasons, non colored text will be placed under the cut!!

General content warnings for: body horror, dysphoria, body image issues, foul language, and general flesh shenanigans

Other roleplay blogs are welcome and encouraged!! I would love to see some OC’s!!

Flirting is okay, but I probably won’t reciprocate

My main account is: @charlie-is-fine if you want to talk to me and not Jared lol

[yourlocalboneturner]

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🥩🍖

[yourlocalboneturner]

Hello, Boneturner. It's the anon that told you that you're the objectively hottest Avatar- I remain steadfast on my statement that it was not a matter of opinion, but of cold, hard fact. Nonetheless, I do see that it caused a bit of a reaction, and would like to furthermore state that, if it's any consolation, in my... opinion, of which I seldom have any these days, you are, in fact, still one of, if not still the hottest Avatars out there.

Do not ask how I Know this. I quite honestly haven't a clue myself. And that worries me.

- Objective Fact Anon

(P.S - if you could tell me what is happening, please do not hesitate to do so. I have my suspicions, and all of them point towards one thing and one thing alone: the ultimate loss of my own humanity. If that is the price of Knowledge, then I wish that I could remain ignorant. But I can't)

Seems like those eye freaks got a hold of you.

Never been a fan of staring, but seems like you found yourself a new hobby.

[yourlocalboneturner]

What's your relationship with the stranger? At first I thought you were an avatar of the stranger, all with your rejection of an identity and all that.

They’re alright.

They like to play with what isn’t human but what seems to be.

I like turning humans into things that aren’t human anymore.

Can see where the overlap is.

Orsinov is a bitch though

[yourlocalboneturner]

Opinion on sumo wrestling?

Cool sport

Would love to turn a sumo wrestler some day

[yourlocalboneturner]

Oh no... YOU AREN'T PRIDEFUL?

Especially since some men and women. Like how muscular you can get?

Happy pride month darling.

Look I don’t mind gay people. I just don’t know if I am one.

Never really even thought of romance that much outside of one person. I’m happy to be alone.

Jared shrugs before picking up the cat he was given

[yourlocalboneturner]

"Don't know any men who would like this physique"

JARED EVERY MAN THAT COMES TO THAT DAM GYM OF YOURS LIKE THAT PHYSIQUE!!

They like the idea of a traditional body builder

I go a bit beyond that

[yourlocalboneturner]

Sooo, Mister Boneturner sir, I’m made of a fungus, and machinery, that kinda regrew my body after an incident?

I don’t know if I still have organs or if it’s just fungus all the way through. So what would happen if you reached through me?

Oh and I have a cat bed and some toys for your cat.

-sincerely Sparrow your friendly engineer

Probably wouldn’t be allowed through. Corruption avatar would have a field day with you though.

And thanks… though the cat’s not mine, someone just left it here.

Jared takes the cat bed and toys and places them in his office in the gym, just as the orange cat runs in. It seems bigger and a bit more well fed.

[yourlocalboneturner]

Hope Jens is doing okay, Mr BonerTurner. Take good care of the shitten

So it has a name.

Jens.

*Jared holds the cat, who seemingly now has two rows of teeth*

She’s been doing fine

Are you taking her back anytime soon? Or am I good to eat her?

[yourlocalboneturner]

"If the meat freezer is your closet, then get out of that too. It's 2026 my guy. Be gay, cause fear." - M.M.

I don’t act like a gay guy, so I can’t be gay

I wouldn’t know where to start with that stuff

Besides, I rarely get attracted to anyone. It’s been one person.

[yourlocalboneturner]

ITS ME AGAIN! HI!!! Sorry for ahem- forgetting tumblr existed. you remember me?

ahahaha of course you do! You wouldn’t forget your favorite visitor.

hi!

Couldn’t forget about you.

I have a cat now I guess

And everyone seems to assume that I’m gay

*A small orange kitten is eating wet cat food straight out of the tin, on the floor of Jared’s gym*

That’s my life update

[yourlocalboneturner]

Jared I got you some cat food for your new cat!

Oh

*Jared looks around and finds the kitten playing with a disassembled punching bag, and picks the small thing up*

I had mostly just been feeding her whatever parts of my victims that they don’t need anymore.

Liver, hearts, whatever

But I guess some cat food wouldn’t hurt.

Don’t know how long I’ll keep this thing though, might just end up eating it once it gets big enough.

Although I do enjoy the company

[yourlocalboneturner]

Do you like football? Or any sports, for that matter, any team you support in particular?

I liked handball for a while. I used to love playing it before the other kids got scared of me.

Don’t have much time for sports now though

I like watching body builders though

They do my job for me.

[yourlocalboneturner]

Hey gay man, my friend sent me to hunt you with PRIDE .

Happy time tans man!!!

How many times do I have to tell you people I’m not gay?

So what if I like being called an it?

So what if I like to think about what would have happened if I settled down with Seb-

With someone nice.

Doesn’t make me gay.

Besides

I’m too busy to be gay.

Not like any men would like this physique anyways

[yourlocalboneturner]

"Hello, my fellow gay Flesh Avatar. Get out the closet." - M.M.

I’m not in any closest unless you count the meat freezer

[yourlocalboneturner]

[Throws cookie crumbs in your hair and bedsheets, then turns into fog]

Sincerely, your local lonely avatar🌧

Jared grabs at the fog before it dissipates through his fingers.

FUCK

I hate these fucking lonely avatars

I’m going to find out who you are-

Don’t think staying anonymous will save you

[yourlocalboneturner]

Homo

No.

Thinking about men isn’t gay.

I’m not gay.

I can’t be.