why did I make this

immortal/ genderless/ carnivore

[yourlocalwendigo]

Update on the garlic: the police (2 sherrifs) came for other residents so I couldn't ask the landlord about the garlic

[yourlocalwendigo]

Anyone who willingly joins the USA military should be automatically barred from all alternative/punk music and scenes immediately

[the-muppet-joker]

Despite All My Rage...

[imjunebitch]

fuckin succinct

[yourlocalwendigo]

But like there's some people just being yelled at to do better while working out in the parking lot while im just watching code geass, eating cheesy spicy noodles, exercising at my own pace, listening to birds, and drinking margs lmaooooo!!!

[ellielol]

super honored that i got to eat pasta with such an up and coming star. i hadn't heard of this Pope guy until now but i think he can really make a difference. i just hope my platform can give smaller stars like him a boost. and he makes a mean tortellini haha! it's tough out there for fledgling social justice influencers and i want to give back when I've been lucky and blessed with such a wonderful audience ❤️🤗

[ellielol]

Hi everyone.

I'd like to apologize. During my meeting with the Pope, I discussed the issue facing IRL Boymoders, Theyfabs, and Gigahon Passoid-pilled Womanmaxxers. At the time I thought I was working with a like-minded queer creative. I can see now I was misled, and he has been misusing the terminology I evidently taught him.

As recompense I am going to go into a deep dark cave. The water level is rising and I am afraid I will drown so you probably won't hear from me for a very long time.

Thank you and I'm sorry I taught the pope slurs

[ellielol]

While the Pope was a complicated figure amongst queer makers and creators like myself, it's undeniably tragic to lose such a beautiful soul so young.

No matter your feelings on slur reclamation, we owe it to him to honor his memory. Even if he was kind of faggy in real life.

Please join me in celebrating the life of this stupid pig!

[yourlocalwendigo]

Either neighbor or yardworker tore my garlic out by the roots, threw it in the parking lot, crushed them, and broke the pot. I will never forget this and I hope they DIE

[yourlocalwendigo]

Yall remember watching the magic school bus as a kid and seeing them get cummed on by a salmon

[paxamericana]

i’m smarter than every doctor and scientist in the world, but can you please break down the correct dosage of horse paste to feed my sick husband in kindergarten terms

[scissorsaint]

Yaaaawn! Call me when they're covered in blood and having gay sex

[powerburial]

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

[kevinmm6]

does jafar love me

[powerburial]

hell no bitch

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[speedlimit15]

Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most

[boobcareer]

i am going to suck you off! *puts in plastic vampire teeth and gives you the worst blowjob imaginable*

[bobdylanyaoi]

biting the hand that feeds me but im also sucking on the fingers a bit

[goodblunt]

(nonchalant) (rock hard) i sense that you kill a lot of people

[my-dailydreams]

[goth-queen]