hi, i'm pete

lanky boy

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who said cows have hooves?

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genieve if you see this, you’re welcome

(also that plant is probably something to do with religion so religious people please don’t get #triggered at me because i have no clue when it comes to holy plants or whatever. leave me alone. bye)

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do i afraid you?

do i regret this? no.

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i haven’t been on tumblr for a while, meaning I haven’t contributed anything to the Danny DeVito tag, so here is ‘Doggy DeVito’. isn’t he beautiful?

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🙏pretty self explanatory🏳️‍🌈

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exams suck so i made this

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do y’all like beluga whales? yes? good. here’s some shitty memes i made.

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made this a while ago and it deserves to be shared for pride. 🏳️‍🌈

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i wanna fuck a dog in the ass

tom delonge

that’s all

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@2dzoe

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zucchini i apologise.

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🙏🏳️‍🌈🖤danny devito at pride everybody.🖤🏳️‍🌈🙏

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they worship me. for i am the god of lank

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https://youtu.be/FSTaqMuNgnk?t=1m21s

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nothing but love and respect for our lord and savior. we must all bow in the presence of danny dorito. 😍🙏 ❤️