[yourmomismymom]

I came back on here to express my intense need to cry after getting fucked over by a boy for the first time in like 4 years. hahahahahahaha thank u, goodbye. 

[blackberryshawty]

"I brought you in this world-"

Ain’t nobody ask you to do all that tho

[ewatsondaily]

[keybladesoras]

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)

[danibananiboo-deactivated201904]

[pugpaladin-blog]

[emperorevan-deactivated20191211]

Trump

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via simonlauchlan)

[maplehoofs]

I don’t understand this weird new trend where we all pretend we just figured out corporate social media is an advertising tool. Like we’ve been lied to or something, and believed Denny’s started a tumblr just to hang out with us. It’s truly bizarre. And then the other half of the trend, where we just sort of yell at or try to mock the social media accounts as an anti-capitalist statement is just as weird but for a different reason… These accounts obviously aren’t run by like, the CEOs of the company. The only people seeing these ‘sick burns’ are the social media staff, who have nothing to do with all the unsavory shit we all despise about corporations. They’re probably underpaid, and their literally job is just “Hey make a funny informal ad” or “Hey interact with human beings”. It’s the online equivalent of doing this shit to cashiers at stores. Can you imagine that? Some cashier is like “Have a nice day” and someone responds “Your false corporate kindness is TRANSPARENT” and then screenshots it to brag about it later? It’s really super weird. 

[yourmomismymom]

My dad woke me the fuck up saying "get up get up breakfast is on the table hajmo" i usually sleep in until noon on sundays and im like shit is it noon. Nope surprise bitch its not even 9 am. This man woke up at 6am to make pancakes and run to kroger to get bananas i was like hot dam u wild

[sixpenceeeblog]

[jemmasimmons]

“live fast, die young. bad girls do it well” I sing as I organize my sock drawer before going to bed at 9:30pm on a Friday night

[overcalm]

Literally me

[spacelesbians-archive-deactivat]

When a project is due and you have no executive function but are also terrified of failure

[rihannafenty]

[strawberry-mum]

Is that street legal

[weavemama]

SHE IS A TRUE HERO 

[fluffy-luffy]

No, she’s a bitch is what she is

[weavemama]

what do u mean???? it was clearly an accident she even said “Oooppsss”

[ta-archive]

some of u are like “i’ve been on tumblr for a year! i can’t believe it’s been so long!” i’ve been on thsi goddamn website for 5 years and i can’t escape hell…..i remember tumblr prom……the fucjkign mishapocalypse…….

[hplyrikz]

Read the “Rules of Success” here

[yourmomismymom]

So theres this thing called IFP and its a entire summer (june-july) semester traveling out west, hiking amazing places and visiting the coolest cities while getting class credit to graduate. I looked at it a month and a half late as the deadline was march 1st BUT they got my ass and were like "email us we might have some spots available in april" so i did. And while im doing that im basically planning my entire summer and daydreaming about all the places and looking at the itinerary and calling my parents asking about the tuition cost and im HYPE AS FUCK for a solid 5 hours cos im like wow this would be the coolest thing. ive never done any of this and i want to soooo bad and then the director is like "we're full" and im like wow i hate myself for doing this. Moral of the story: follow deadlines

[theleftnippleofarcher]

watched some blowjob vid and the dude literally put a flower in the girl’s hair while she was working it. and they say romance is dead