yeet skeet

Est. 13 Oct. 2011

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thebootydiaries]

anyone: *says something to me*

me: haha yeahh

me in head: what did they just say

[shortcrust]

Absolutely losing it at this reply

[tanrak]

the rest of the world: so when’s the final result of the elections out?

the us:

[butchbellaswan]

dark hozier take me to hell

[chlobat]

Chaotic neutral hozier take me to lunch

[unamericanflag]

my aesthetic: a potted cactus on a skateboard, always moving, no one knows where it came from or where it’s going

[toastbutteregg]

[112196355]

Imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 a minute

[03josten]

it IS a phase, mom

[pr0jection]

show me a permanent state of the self, mom

[faceheightknifefight]

Impermanence does not mean insignificance, mom

[filthychonga-deactivated2019120]

The key to a happier life is being in a constant state of change and acceptance, mom

[whitepeopletwitter]

[seymour-butz-stuff]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[coughloop]

[colachampagnedad]

is this a whole foods review

[gummiehz]

i fucking love this so muchn 

[paxamericana]

[shinosarna]

Ex fucking cuse me?

[peter-b-tired]

[kalevala17-deactivated20201116]

There. I fixed it.

[lovable-loser]

fun fact! using misleading graphics like this is seen as intentionally distorting the news in journalism, and I’m pretty sure it’s illegal, if not just completely unethical

[dogdownloader]

this is a new one tumblr

[merman-bucky-barnes-deactivated]

I would be so pissed…

[werepunk-rp]

*hisses*

[lili-barnes-deactivated20180206]

*gently steers Valla back to her books and brings her ginger and lemon tea*

[werepunk-rp]

*allows herself to be lead but is still glaring daggers*

[lili-barnes-deactivated20180206]

I know, I know. It’s evil. Read something and relax. Drink your tea.

[werepunk-rp]

*grumbles softly, picking up her book and snuggling into the pillows*

[lili-barnes-deactivated20180206]

*settles in next to her, holding up a brush*

Can I brush your hair?

[werepunk-rp]

*tail wags* Yus!!

[lili-barnes-deactivated20180206]

*settles behind her and carefully starts brushing, starting at the bottom and working up to prevent pulling, before carefully weaving it into a complicated Viking-style braid*

[werepunk-rp]

*closes eyes and enjoying the feeling of someone playing with my hair, letting out soft contented sighs*

[dogdownloader]

u guys good?

[joshmuratori]

[sopaltogirl-deactivated20180620]

Apple users be like:

[fag]