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Loves Despacito and ahegao memes

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

“is it on netflix” isnt even a fucking question anymore because every single time the answer is no

[blackarachnya]

female character: *wearing clothes*

gamer men: i am literally going to die because of this

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[purewhiteloversbizarrejelly]

[sailor-b]

[zomiv]

[mementomosi]

the babadook would never let this happen

[gonebyionnalee]

[dontouchperi]

Peridot is dummy thicc

[meanplastic]

Me practicing this housewife thing for when I drop out of uni

[twerkcircus]

Hey so I just feel the need to add this. NEVER deep fry in a shallow pot. What happened here is this person put frozen fries in hot oil, and the hot oil will nearly double in size when you drop something cold in it. Then it overflows out of the pot and you have a grease fire. You should never have oil more than about a third of the way up the pot.

[antihelix]

Reblogging because even I didn’t officially know this.

[sneasels]

hey did you guys know in fire emblem three houses if you leave your game open without touching it for 15 minutes your students all get to go home

[hilariousgrindr]

Everyone mourns differently.

[homofied]

[ashenravens]

[rymonaflowers]

[yatterman-deactivated20221021]

I’m so fucking sorry

[1humblebee]

Kingdom Hearts III looks good

[mozukumi]

“Kurapika-san, I presume? I’m surprised you agreed to meet me on such short notice.”

[darksonatas]

“Enough talking, Former Vice President Dick Cheney. I know what you said about the Kurta clan.”

[mozukumi]

“Are you perhaps referring to what I said during my speech for the 35th annual Conservative Political Action Conference held at the Omni Shoreham Hotel? When I called the Kurta clan cowards for not putting up a fight against the Phantom Troupe?” *He cackles*

[darksonatas]

“Damn you, Cheney!” *Kurapika’s eyes turn red and he reveals his chains* “I’ll make you regret ever saying that!”

[mozukumi]

“Chains? I thought you were a conjurer?” *He briefly pauses* “Well, it is no matter Kurapika-san, the Kurta bloodline will end here- by my hands!” *Cheney activates his nen*

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[hjbender]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I work in a very serious lab doing very serious science but I brought up Naruto today and my boss made this sign

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

this is the only ban I’ve ever understood and accepted

[setheverman]

pewdiepie literally used the “is that setheverman?” meme in his video yesterday… can someone perhaps kill me right here and now please and thank you very much appreciated

[charleythehouseplant]

[candyheartdoe]

Whats up with Hei Hei in some of the Moana promo art and posters? Like

And like 

And even???? 

He’s so angry and ready to Throw Down 

But then in actuality he’s just 

Disney explain

[youkaiyume]

I went to the “Behind the Scenes” panel for Moana at CTN expo this year and the explanation is as follows:

In development, HeiHei used to be a character meant to be Moana’s watchdog. He stands to the side making sure she stays out of trouble (and away from the sea) and judges her (sort of like Flint the hummingbird from Pocahontas) but the directors were worried that it made him too unlikeable. John Lasseter gave the crew about 48 hours to think of a way to figure out how to save his character or else he’d be cut from the film. So instead HeiHei’s IQ was lowered waaaay down, making him more lovable and funny. During a story pitch in which Moana had to retrieve the Heart of Te Fiti from the Kakamora, she originally only retrieved the stone. The artists reboarded it exactly the same except HeiHei swallowed it and the Kakamora was lugging around a chicken instead and it instantly made everything more hilarious. To which Lasseter exclaimed at that moment: “THE CHICKEN LIVES!” an inside joke that was kept at the end of the film when the ocean spat HeiHei onto the shore and Maui remarks “the chicken lives!”  

[shatterstag]

best thing about this movie was the perfectly marketed/polished commercial animal side kick just waiting to be the new olaf and then its in the movie for like 3 mins tops and instead a chicken that eats rocks gets to be the disney animal companion™

[tafkarfanfic]

IT GETS BETTER.

Once they rewrote the character they were in a panic. Who could voice such a role?

None other than Alan Tudyk, known as “Walt Disney Studios’ lucky charm” due to his roles as Duke in Frozen, King Candy in Wreck-It Ralph and KTSO in Rogue One, who made the front freaking page of the Wall Street Journal due to his performance.

Tudyk says: “The character you’re playing, even though he’s a rooster and is really stupid, you approach it in the same way you would approach Hamlet, which is exactly how I approached it. But they give you the circumstances. “You’re on the boat. You didn’t expect to be here. You just climbed in a boat to maybe sleep. You don’t even know why you climbed in the boat. You’re really that dumb. Every three minutes is a new world to you, so you see that you’re trapped on this boat, and you freak out. Go.” 

Note: Tudyk went to Julliard.

[stickmarionette]

Also: Alan Tudyk is the only non-Pasifika/Maori person in the voice cast. He plays the chicken.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[s-castillo]

This is the fucking funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[deafgaming]