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My therapist asked me about my dating life and when I started telling her, she asked if I’d ever seen love on the spectrum 💔

#hey girl what do you mean by that #actually don’t tell me #just don’t say that shit again

I keep accusing my sister of being autistic and she finally went to my mom and was like “I’m not autistic right!?!” And my mom goes “………….You know, autism is a spectrum-“

#I WIN #I don’t think that’s the answer she was looking for lol #my poor sister #but one time she told me Sometimes I just get really excited and I have to wave my hands around!#come on girl

The most difficult thing about living in the city is having to school my expression when they tell me the price of something

#holy inflation Batman!#the economic kind #to be clear #ummmmmm #holy everything is way too expensive Batman!#yeah that’s better

Crazy when you're scrolling through tumblr and you're like "wow! Cool Batman fanart!" And you click on their profile and it's filled with transformers porn

#shit happens I guess 😭

Monster in the toilet grabs my nuts. Oh no, don’t jiggle it!! 😨

#two sentence horror stories #online quote book

“No I’m surprised he’s not on top of this because I’m checking canvas every day, like if I miss a single assignment I will actually slit my wrists in front of my professor-“ my friend casually talking about her classes

#online quote book #why are they like this

Ts pmo (Twilight Sparkle pissing me off)

#we’re watching the slumber party episode #PUT THE BOOK DOWN #ITS NOT GONNA HELP YOU #online quote book #mlp #my little pony #twilight sparkle

Getting to my dorm when my roommate isn’t here and jerking off in my bed first thing to assert dominance

#college shit #also when else am I gonna get a chance 😭#I have TWO roommates bro #I’m never gonna be alone again

When you’re smoking in secret and you take a sip of your drink for dry mouth but choke on it 😭 Like now I’m coughing suspiciously for all the wrong reasons

#weed problems

Crashout Sparkle is literally my favorite thing ever, she’s so fucking funny 😭

#I’m watching the discord episodes lol #my little pony #mlp #twilight sparkle

Fighting with my mom so bad that I need a cigarette. A bitch has never even smoked a cigarette before, but she still needs one 😭

#it’s getting serious

Anyone else ever get the orgasm of doom and despair?? Like wdym I just cranked my shit and now I wanna go watch bojack horseman

#is this post nut clarity?#I don’t like it #I want the orgasm of joy and whimsy #bojack horseman

When you THINK your piercing is healed (doesn’t hurt, not red, no scab) so you squeeze it a little just to be sure and some pus comes out ):<

#literally fuck my life #ITS BEEN A YEAR #piercings #eyebrow piercing

Omg I definitely know I’m high when I give my dog extra food because I love her so much 😭

#she’s my baby!#she’s my baby and I love her

Sometimes I’ll be watching tik tok on the toilet and a really sad edit will come up and I have to put my phone down so I can watch it in a more respectful setting 😭 It feels wrong to watch my man die a painful death to Mitski while my butthole is fluttering in the wind 💔🥀

#this is about you Jason Todd #dead robin #comics #Jason Todd #dc joker #Batman #mitski

Guys I was trying to find a Mormon church so I could begin the search for my life’s purpose and I ended up in this weird cult meeting?? I got pushed up to the front and everyone started chanting the lyrics from sneakernight??? And then the dude on stage whipped his cock out and EEEEEVERYONE started fumbling for that thang. It was freaky as fuck, so I got OUT of there. But I kind of connected with the rest of his message. I may have found my life’s purpose

#shit was crazy #but also kind of compelling #will have to do further research #bashar #sneakernight #vanessa hudgens #danny gonzalez #drew gooden

Mr. Hands pt2 but this time the horse dies

#online quote book #my friends are freaky

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