Yourmum

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[dearlizzies]

when reading smut and y/n says “daddy”

[sweet--sweet--muffin]

Me: *likes a post about a sub!male character x dom!fem reader*

This fucking hellsite: *jumpscaring me with sub!fem reader x dom!male character content on my dash because it's "based on your likes"*

Me:

[mariblahblahs-deactivated202508]

do you guys even like girls that have this ...

[yourmum8609]

omg omg omg🤭 i love him so much. like don’t get me wrong, BUCKY HOTTTT. but bob🥺 i love him to no end. he’s simply adorable (i wanna pound him and make him whimper cuz god damn ik this man sounds heavenly)

[yourmum8609]

will die on this hill. the dad best friend fanfics that go into detail about how they have known you since your were 4 are disgusting and borderline disturbing. like your talking about having sex with a girl you literally watched grow up. ew. it’s creepy. like… no.

[s0urw00lfsrants]

Being a girl is: wanting to go to bed early but deciding to just get on tumblr/wattpad/Ao3 for a little bit and then end up finding a fic series that you really like and read until well past your usual bedtime then keeping on because it’s already past your bedtime. Then being mad when you wake up in the morning because you overslept your timer.

[dearwalker]

Bucky Barnes in Thunderbolts* New Avengers’ end credit scene (2025)

[yourmum8609]

HOLY MOTHER OF PEARLS

i need him

[yourmum8609]

shit like this makes me question my sexuality

[bee2124]

When tumblr refreshes itself and the fic I was reading fucking disappears forever 💔

I’ve been searching for a smau I was reading for three days 😔

[amazighjewel]

When there isn’t 20 new fics for me to read after refreshing the tag (I just finished reading everything and have absolutely no patience)

[yourmum8609]

we girls are honestly simple creatures. we want one of two guys:

Dark, Sexy, Morally gray guy

pretty much exactly that lol

dark hair, nice eyes, scars, tall, you get the gist

super unaffectionate with else except her

spoils her like a princess

beats anyone up who looks at her AHHHHH

speaks another language (this is extremely important in bed)

Golden Retriever, Sweet, Handsome guy

literally the nicest guy in the entire world

loves cuddling, like cannot and will not go a day without it

kisses EVERYWHERE

also spoils you

constantly complementing you

is protective but not in a ‘you can’t wear that out’ kind of way

don’t break his heart istg

[yourmum8609]

bro it’s so hard being an impractical joker fan rn. ISTG IVE FOUGHT FOR Q MY WHOLE LIFE AND DEFENDED HIM FOR SO LONG. IF ANTHING COMES OUT AGAINST HIM I WILL DIE.

SAL? istg i actually will start crying if sal has done anything. like baby girl sal😭? pls no

murr. murr🥺. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS. YOU WERE ALWAYS THE SWEET ONE. GOD IM SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU AND ALL I CAN DO IS HOPE THAT THIS IS FAKE.

joe. joe i never liked you much but i didn’t think you’d ever stoop this low. truly i hope this is all some sick prank.

PLS BE FAKE PLSSSS

[treehyd]

someone please im begging write some enoch o'connor fanfic

[florasheart]

sooooo where are all the au claggor fics at? bc this man is FOOIINNEE

[yourmum8609]

guys. bbno$ IS SOOOOO FINE. like can we just appreciate that. and guess what? no fan fics about him 😤. WRITE THEM PPLLLL

[yourmum8609]

girls will look at a man and say “he’s just misunderstood” as he murders people

[disgustinggf]