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When you click on a link and it starts to download something to your computer.

That moment when you're Google imaging your celeb crush and see they did something terrible to their hair.

That moment when you put on blue jeans straight out of the dryer and that button touches your belly skin.

Your dog steps on your crotch while running across the couch.

When you play a song you really love for your significant other and after it’s over they say, “It’s okay, I guess.”

Dropping your sealed letter in the post office lock box and remembering you didn’t stamp it.

Taking the last bite of your TV dinner and it’s still frozen.

Your kid is sleeping in your bed and they kick you in the nuts.

Breastfeeding a baby that has teeth.

Coming home after a long day at work only to notice that your shirt was on wrong side out.

Taking a hot shower and it suddenly turns ice cold.

Taking a big gulp of your hot coffee in a tumbler and the lid pops off.

Daydreaming while pumping your gas and it stars to overflow violently.

You get a text from your boss while you’re sleeping in saying, “Where you at?”

When you’re house hunting, find the absolutely perfect house, drive past again to get the number and a moving van is unloading their stuff into it.

Just before a crucial job interview, your morning doughnut squirts a big gob of chocolate onto your white shirt.

“Your new President of the United States, Donald Trump.”

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