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Official side blog for Wanderer's Warden, Pilot, as well as other NPCs. No major events will be posted here.

[yourpilotandherfriends]

The poor murdered girl; who’s body still lies in her dorm room, is somehow sitting in the bar, and no one is sure how long she’s been there. 

But eventually she speaks, turning away from the bar and smiling at everyone in the tavern.

“Tick tock tick tock, you guys are running out of time to solve my murder.” She giggles into her hand. “I’d almost think you didn’t care, but that can’t be right, can it?”

Without another word, she jumps to her feet, and leaves the room, though no one is in the hall if she’s followed out.

[yourpilotandherfriends]

“I know we really need to figure out who went and did it; but b’fore we get to murder solving, it’s time for everyone to eat. On me, as always!”

[yourpilotandherfriends]

“Well, well, well, she was real! SUCK IT EYEPATCH!”

“Shut it Arc. Nobody asked for yer opinion.”

[yourpilotandherfriends]

@assistaxt

“Hey, Zhu Li, I’d play whatever game that notebook wants you too. Bet you’d get home real quick if you do. Do the thing dear, and you’ll see me again soon.”

As quickly as he seemed to appear before Zhu Li, Varrick leaves before she can say a word and is gone, nowhere to be found.

[yourpilotandherfriends]

@imyourbaduckcharm @sxullesschild No squabbling in front of the barkeep!

“Aaaaand that’s where the Barkeep’s gotta cut the two of you off.” The middle aged man behind the bar declares with an astonishing finality, whilst paradoxically pushing a beer and root beer towards the Hunter and child respectively.

“I think the culprit here is a classic case of misinformation. So allow me to be your multiversal guide on this one. Now, I don’t know much about the worlds beyond these walls. Not nearly so much as some other folks in the inn, for sure. But what I DO know is bars. And let me tell you, the bars where the two of you come from are very different places”

The one-eyed man glances at the shaggy man before him. “Branwen, right? Listen, where that kid comes from, “monsters” ain’t exactly what you think they are. They’re a colourful cast of characters who come in a bunch’a shapes ‘n sizes. They converse, live lives and, as it would happen, frequent the occasional bar.”

The man’s eye turns to the child.

“And where HE’s from, little pal, going to the bar is the grand reward ya get after you SURVIVE a bought with monsters. The alternative being a cold, hard, dirt nap. Where he’s from, the monsters ain’t kind. They ain’t cute. They ain’t friendly. And they CERTAINLY ain’t weak. Where he’s from, the monsters don’t HAVE souls. But they have a surprising taste for the human heart.”

The Barkeep sighs.

“There. Have we cleared things up now? Or do I have to start pulling out the coffee table atlases I keep under the bar?”

[yourpilotandherfriends]

@badluckpersonified

“Oh, another Agreste.” The girl looks up at from her phone at Felix, smiling at him, and giving no explanation as to how she knows who he is. “Why don’t you go and say hello to Adrien. I’m sure he’d be delighted to see you.”

She laughs at a joke that only she seems to get, and returns to the archive, where she seems to the the self appointed Librarian. 

[badluckpersonified]

He scowled, he was already in a bad mood given the fact he was stuck here and the last thing he needed was an enigmatic librarian. Though he’d be lying if he said he wasn’t curious.

“Unless you’re referring to Gabriel Agreste. I don’t know any others. Nor do I know an Adrien. But I’ll take your word for it.”

[yourpilotandherfriends]

She stops in her tracks at Felix’s words, and chuckles, smirking over her shoulder at him. “Oh, well, he’s here too, but that’s not what I was talking about. Also, he goes by Gabe.” Giggling, she skips off proper now, back to the Archive.

[yourpilotandherfriends]

@imyourbaduckcharm​

The barkeeper carefully regards the man who’s barely left this tavern since he get stuck here.

"Son, somethin' tells me you've had enough for a lifetime. And for precisely none of the right reasons."

[yourpilotandherfriends]

@ladibugs

“Hey Bridgette!” The kwami seems to appear from nowhere. “You should introduce yourself to your dorm mates! I bet the girl in the room right next to yours is really nice!”

As suddenly as she appeared, the kwami is gone.

[yourpilotandherfriends]

@badluckpersonified

“Oh, another Agreste.” The girl looks up at from her phone at Felix, smiling at him, and giving no explanation as to how she knows who he is. “Why don’t you go and say hello to Adrien. I’m sure he’d be delighted to see you.”

She laughs at a joke that only she seems to get, and returns to the archive, where she seems to the the self appointed Librarian. 

[yourpilotandherfriends]

“Things sure are odd ‘round here as of late. It’s probably nothin’ though. I’m sure it’ll all go back to normal soon.”