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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@yourroyalcatness
"Cat-chan! Merry christmas!"
'twas the night before christmas, and all throughout space
Nothing is safe from my backhand, not one person's face.
My enemies were hung by the chimney with care
As I drank all my eggnog and brushed my silky hair.
Merry Christmas, you fuckers.
And to all, a good night.
Reblog if you've ever cried over the death of a fictional character
all the fandoms
all of them should reblog this
especially rotg
MUFASSA FROM LION KING JAMES FROM ADVENTURE TIME EVERYBODY FROM EVERYTHING except for you, Jennifer Schecter. nobody liked you.
Angel Beats :DD I mean, sure they're all already dead, but you know what I mean.
seriously i’m crying please watch it
"What is this…? What is this, what is this—?"
Shit, he was stressed again. Just recently suffered a hard decision of choosing between two lovers, and all of a sudden, just a day after his final decision, they both decided to do something like this… Kissing other’s...
A huge fanfare resounded through the sky.
It echoed through the air, trumpets and war drums raging, announcing the royal cat's glorious entrance. Rays of light flashed across the entire space as she stepped down from her cardboard chariot driven by wooden rocking horses. Flipping her hair, she announced her presence with a commanding, booming voice.
"Bow down, plebians, as you are now in the presence of Lord Catallina IV The Great! I was going to enjoy my dose of catnip-laced tea when my creator ingloriously forced me into this space in order to soothe some poor souls! Now, who would like to have the first round of... 'soothing', hehe~" she said as she raised her left hand in a bitchslapping motion.
^If you were wondering what I looked like in real life
*Stares at you from across the way* *said hello, and have a nice day~*
"I know that you enjoy my royal presence, water flea... But to you I extend my everlasting greetings [my middle finger] and bid you a nice day [bathing in the fires of destruction, in a world where ice cream can not exist without melting, in a life where ukes dare not explore.]
How many banabanas does it take to get to the center of the Earth? Then, to the moon? Can we create a space station out of Banabanas too? Is that possible?
SPACE...
The final frontier.
These are the voyages of the banabanaship Homonuggets.
It's mission: To explore the crevasses of posteriors unknown..
To seek new bishies and fangirls...
To boldly insert itself... to where no man has ever gone before.
What's the meaning of pie? Why call it pie? Why not something else?
"... because it wants to. You are called a plebian because you choose to, am I correct? ... Well, maybe you did not name yourself a plebian, but I'm still correct. I'm the main character after all."
How do you feel about dogs?
"They make very good pets! ... What, just because I'm a cat, I'd hate dogs? ... Racist."
♔ "Your highness. I don't know if I should be honored or pissed off at Keiji. What do you think?"
"PASSION IS EVERYTHING! If you are honored, be VERY HONORED! If you are pissed off, be very VERY PISSED OFF! So pissed off that you would take the universe itself and ram it up his fictional ass! Rejoice, for you have learned the meaning of life!"
"I want a member BEYOND MEMBERS!"
Welcome to the interior of my vajayjay.
Haruka "Kuroheyhey" Kokonose
"For better or for worse, through sickness and in health, through many sandwiches to come, or so help me I will make a scratching post out of your face."
Bow down and admit your loyalty, mere water flea, for you are in the presence of Lord Catallina VII The Great! Come on, are you not impressed, minor character?
"………………………………"
"Heh~ Hi Cat-chan! Long time!"
"…"
"I will resist creating an acquaintance between the back of my hand and the side of your face. However, do remember…"
-Violently pinches cheeks with the pulling force of two giant planets beside each other-
"It’s LORD Catallina VII THE GREAT! Remember it, minor character!”
"Aaaaaa—!"
Pouting, Namihiko held his now reddening cheek, “B-B-But— That name is too hard to remember! I like Cat-chan! It suits you~!”
"As tempting as it is, I will save my backhand... for later. Beware, foolish minor character, but also be thankful for I have spared you from a red mark on your cheek and your pride."
Bow down and admit your loyalty, mere water flea, for you are in the presence of Lord Catallina VII The Great! Come on, are you not impressed, minor character?
"………………………………"
"Heh~ Hi Cat-chan! Long time!"
"..."
"I will resist creating an acquaintance between the back of my hand and the side of your face. However, do remember..."
-Violently pinches cheeks with the pulling force of two giant planets beside each other-
"It's LORD Catallina VII THE GREAT! Remember it, minor character!"
In a forest full of magical bishies and terrifying creatures produced by one's sick and twisted fantasies similar to my creator's, if an effeminate bishie gets devoured by screaming fangirls, does it make a sound?
♔ “… . I’m pretty sure they do?”
"...Excellent."
