Your Shot's On Me

[Current M!A: None, accepting!] Name's Jim Kirk, captain of the USS Enterprise. Take a seat, join me for a shot. First one's on me. [[Tracking the tag yourshotsonme, will contain NSFW content]]

[yourshotsonme]

[[I'm not sure if anyone still follows this dead blog but if you do, go see Star Trek Beyond. Captain's orders.]]

[yourshotsonme]

[[i don't have the energy to really get active tonight, but if you want to plot or anything, feel free to send me an ask. let's try this tomorrow.]]

[yourshotsonme]

[[okay, I can't find any old replies and i can't remember what threads i had going, so i'm declaring RP bankruptcy and calling a clean slate. i have no threads or asks as of now. sorry! if we had a roleplay you wanted to continue, let me know.]]

[yourshotsonme]

[[it's 3am and i'm suddenly overwhelmed with nostalgia for this blog and i want to get it started again]]

[yourshotsonme]

[[That awkward moment when your mother finds your muse's Valentine card for his t'hy'la and assumes you have a boyfriend.]]

[yourshotsonme]

Maybe the cats are allergic to you.

DRN android currently assigned to the Los Angeles PD, partner of Detective John Kennex.

[[i made a thing]]

[yourshotsonme]

[[tumblr excuse you i’m trying to make a dorian account. i activated it, and it was immediately terminated. WTF. GET BACK TO ME ALREADY]]

[yourshotsonme]

[[LIKE LITERALLY I DIDN'T EVEN GET THE WELCOME SCREEN, IT JUST POPPED UP AND SAID YOUR ACCOUNT WAS TERMINATED]]

[yourshotsonme]

[[tumblr excuse you i'm trying to make a dorian account. i activated it, and it was immediately terminated. WTF. GET BACK TO ME ALREADY]]

[yourshotsonme]

[[I want to try to get Jim active again so I can build up the steam to actually get to paragraph replies. Maybe a couple ask memes or M!As would help? Idk anymore. Ideas for people who've had prolonged lack of muse?]]

[yourshotsonme]

[[i think that's enough pigeon dating for tonight. i'm gonna sleep before i get even more over-tired.]]

[yourshotsonme]

[[it's 3am and i'm not kidding]]

[yourshotsonme]

[[have you guys heard of "hatoful boyfriend"? it's a date sim game. and you're a human girl. and you date pigeons.

what am i doing with my life]]

[live-long-and-bite-me-blog]

"Naturally, sir."

[yourshotsonme]

"Excellent work. Thanks for keeping up on everything while I was gone."

[live-long-and-bite-me-blog]

"They frequently attack on the starboard bow, captain. It was most fascinating to see this change in tactics."

[yourshotsonme]

"Fascin--alright, thank you for the update, Mr. Spock. Has a transmission been sent over to Starfleet with this information?"

[live-long-and-bite-me-blog]

"The Klingons finally attacked on the port bow of the ship, Captain."

[yourshotsonme]

"Wait, what!?"

[yourshotsonme]

"Alright, what did I miss while I was MIA?"

[flammableasalcohol]

Every roleplayer ever

Oh look, tons of drafts to do.

*does ask memes and posts open starters*