"I'm going to be a HORRIBLE Father one day BECAUSE OF YOU FUCKS."
-Every Cat Owner Ever At Some Point
*woman laughing in background while man admonishes his cat*
“-fucking helping. You did it. You’re helping. You’re gonna pick this up one little kernel at a time, and you’re gonna like it, cause I’m fucking fed up with your bullshit. I’m gonna be a horrible father one day because of you fucks.”























