But with a bang.

Does it only exist in 80′s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80′s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, John Hughes did not direct my life.

[yourstruly-cassie]

Wow,

[jcsonclarke-blog]

You’re so rude to me, I might join those crying bi— women.

[yourstruly-cassie]

You are so terrible at this. Please, don't ever become an actor.

[yourstruly-cassie]

Wow,

[jcsonclarke-blog]

People are crying? Those poor souls.

[yourstruly-cassie]

We both know you don't actually give a shit.

[yourstruly-cassie]

Wow,

[averyvetrova]

And who doesn’t like free stuff?

[yourstruly-cassie]

Everyone loves free stuff, I don't care what they say.

[yourstruly-cassie]

Wow,

[averyvetrova]

I’m just going to go to the free alcohol. Don’t care about anything else.

[yourstruly-cassie]

Free stuff seems to be the centerpiece of this whole thing.

[yourstruly-cassie]

Wow,

[legendaryslate]

Right? Isn’t this supposed to be a night for fun? I for one, proclaim the night unable to end in a chocolate drowning.

[yourstruly-cassie]

I knew there would be crying girls in every corner, but this is kind of a drag. Something interesting needs to happen. What's wrong with drowning in chocolate?

[yourstruly-cassie]

Wow,

this party is such a blast. Too much crying, not enough partying. I'll be drowning myself in the chocolate by the end of the night.

[fuckitpaxton]

Cherri? Strawberri? Pinki?

[yourstruly-cassie]

Yeah, exactly! Combining the stripper stereotypes!

[fuckitpaxton]

So, food for thought. If you were a stripper, what would your stage name be?

[yourstruly-cassie]

You know, I envy strippers for getting paid for flaunting their stuff. Hm, I guess something that ends with an "i", like Candi or Christi. I'd never be able to come up with something clever. Hell, the name of a fruit or color seems to work.

[hushmades2]

[mysteries-flashing]

[musicalbums]

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Ciara | Love Sex Magic ft. Justin Timberlake

[yourstruly-cassie]

You are so cute, oh my god. You make me question my sexuality.

[yourstruly-cassie]

ooooh burn

[lysander-jones]

Where did I put it?

[yourstruly-cassie]

If you're looking for your nose, it's probably in someone's business.

[yourstruly-cassie]

[hayleyburton]

More nudity?

[hayleyburton]

Who would jerk off to that? Actually.. let’s not even go there. What’s up?

[yourstruly-cassie]

I have a few ideas. Aside from everyone dropping their clothes, nothing too interesting.

[hayleyburton]

More nudity?

[hayleyburton]

Yeah.. Is this some internet trend I missed out on? Are we all going to end up on YouTube?

[yourstruly-cassie]

If not YouTube, then PornHub.