what if writers did streams like artists did
I think it was a Monty Python sketch that showed an author writing with a commentary like a sports commentator.
“And he’s started writing… no, he’s just written his name at the top of the page. He’s written ‘the’, a very strong opening, used in several of his books. Oh, no, he’s crossed it out again.”
“Ah, look, she’s opening the thesaurus again … perhaps she’s realized she used the same word six times in two paragraphs”
“Now that sentence is lovely, an excellent example of her style in - oh, no, she’s deleting it, never mind”
“This scene is clearly over, yet the brave author forges onward regardless…”
“She’s really picking up steam now, the words just flowing out from her - she’s stopped midsentence for some reason and is opening Buzzfeed”
“Choosing to google ‘which countries are nonextradition countries’ is a risk but it’s one some authors must take…”
Why you gotta call me out like that?
“She is now putting her thirtieth comma in the one sentence she’s been working on for two hours…”
“Ah it’s now feeding time, a period in which she will grab the nearest piece of trash and eat two bites of it before remembering she wanted to break her charecters arm and delving back into the document.”
“She is now starring into blank space which she will continue to do for three years”
“I love this bit. Watch her trip over her desk from lack of sleep and proceed to scream into the void as she lays on the floor. This really captures the essence of her style. Truly a master of her trade.”
