The Ultimate Fighting Machine!

Come on in, sit down, enjoy the bullshit.

[soymoss]

I 🪱 the American Woodcock

[vintageandroid]

why didn't any of you show me the Brennan Lee Mulligan Dungeons & Daddies Folgercest commercial? I thought we were friends???

[kayflapper]

Austrian actress Liane Haid, c. 1920s.

[bees-with-swords]

"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

[hearnoweevil]

Last year I finally had an excuse to illustrate this simple little Tumblr story I've had bookmarked forever for class.

I hope you like it :]

[depsidase]

[tinybed]

[comealongphil]

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

[punkrorschach]

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

[jollygengar]

May the feasting never cease

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[veggiezombiex]

Librarian Tony Corsentino said in a post on Mastodon:

Public libraries are the only public institution I can think of that, by letting kids open their own accounts into which no one else can pry, accord children their own civic standing. As someone who thinks all the time about the powerlessness of children, this means a lot to me.

[depsidase]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[juiche]

imagine fainting goats, but they float and they're cows. also it only happens whenever they're positively delighted, like when they find an especially yummy patch of grass, they'll float away in excitement..

[hedgehog-moss]

Happy eclipse day!

[depsidase]

[sleepy-ghuleh]

It's practical effects, too? Ugh I am in love with that movie already

[weepingwidar]

Yezi Lou (Chinese, 1997) - Hi From a Random Mop Bucket (2021)

[artsludge]

high-5!

[mikkeneko]

AI tool use is becoming mandatory for more and more roles at my company, unfortunately including mine, so I've spent the last week or so undergoing training courses and practice exercises for Claude Cowork, and here is my conclusion:

Congratulations, you made a computer that cannot successfully count to ten.

[mikkeneko]

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[appendingfic]

so as someone who isn't required, how do they know you used ai to do work?

[mikkeneko]

Each person's account is given 'credits' which are centrally tracked and if you aren't using any they ask why not.

[canuckerrant]