[skeppsbrott]

So this has been stuck in my head ever since I heard it three days ago.

[toastoat]

this is the polar opposite of Everybody Knows Shits Fucked

[brittneykelly8]

This is one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen

[phanfictioncatalogue]

Heya! I saw that you have a new incest masterlist coming out and i just had to tell you about a great fic that came out recently - Home Run by phandomsub on ao3. You probs already have it on the list but i just wanted to be sure xd. Also thank you so much for all of your work that you've done for the phandom ! <3

It is on the list but I’ll still link it, I also read it and enjoyed it :)

Home Run (ao3) - phandomsub

Summary: Phil’s inadmissible feelings for Dan are getting out of hand, and his little brother isn’t making it any easier.

- Tori

[clowb-remade-deactivated2019032]

yall do know “everytime we touch” is a cover right

[minecraftsona-moved]

[inkfemme-moved-deactivated20190]

https://youtu.be/5lycq0GgjwE

[marxpussy-deactivated20180726]

My entire frame of reality is crumbling in front of me.

[sixpenceee]

Annie’s Day

by Andy Weir

This isn’t like the usual creepy stories I post, but damn is this good. It really catches you off guard. 

Keep reading

[mswyrr-deactivated20181203]

there’s a genre of gal gadot photos where she’s with another woman who she likes and who likes her and i stg it looks like an engagement photo

and then there’s the hair stroking thing that she does with other women who are often adorably much shorter than her

[hagar-972]

#from what I gather from my israeli friends this level of physical contact is normal in their culture 

Ayup.

[callginalinetti]

#i love in the last two gifs #how the women who gal touches #immediately look as if they’ve been blessed by god

[chaoticgood-queer]

God I’m so fucking gay for her

[kettleninth]

reblog if you, too, would like to get engagement photos wth gal gadot

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[irosefromthedead-deactivated201]

I am sorry…

[jessesthoughtsandmore-deactivat]

I fucks with my moms too heavy to be playing games. REBLOG

[yess-dadddy-deactivated20170430]

Hell no.

[matteblacksex-deactivated201806]

Ugh I’m sorry

[havexxhope-deactivated20160404]

Alright ma you’re getting a “you alive?” text in 15

[amysantiagoals]

damn you people

[hoyasowl]

oh god

[qupidology]

So I love my mom not risking it

[rekis-leftpinky-deactivated2021]

Me and my mom aren’t on the best of terms but I care about her for the most part. Not gonna risk it sorry followers lmao

[discontinuedsns]

CHAIN MAIL MY ASS I LOVE MY MOM 😭

[jinsleftnutt]

Well fuck

[kinky-bangtcn]

i’ve reblogged this like 10 times just so my mum doesn’t die

[purple-love-taehyung-deactivate]

If my mom dies i will have to live with my father and he is an asshole so im not talking any chances

[pen1ag0n]

runaway 2x faster dance practice

[text-mode]

“A dude”, 1886. Published in the poetry section of the January issue of The Undergraduate, Middlebury’s newspaper. Source, via.

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

[frozen-felix]

[vergeangst]

Why can’t I stop watching this

[vergeangst]

I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing

[xxfluffypandazxx]

He l p m e

[vergeangst]

I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING

[lovinpjm-deactivated180719-deac]

yoongi just stopped rapping, looked dead in the camera and was like ‘fuck yeah we sing live’

[mellonjin]

yoongi really left out the ‘if you’re jealous and it hurts then file a lawsuit’ part with that smirk to prove he’s NOT lipsyncing,,

[yoonmin]

he went off

[mimibtsghost]

HE WAS READY TO FIGHT!

[memehumor]

Help names james

[yoonseok-deactivated20190701]

it’s ok babe you’re funny too

[schmoyoho]

All Star but it’s in a minor key so it makes you question life and realize the years start comin and they don’t stop comin

aka, the theme song to Shrek 9: Shrek’s Third Divorce

FEATURING THE AMAZING @allicatttx

[calysto1395]

i need a full version of this pls

[justjames]

XTreme London Room Tour (Subscribe if you want)

[makingamesshere]

James is the best…

[clevelandslair]

Did you know my friend James is a YouTube superstar

[mattymario100]

The only house tour that matters