The Blog Of Bloggyness

My account is very funny and I promise you will not regret following.

[corgifish]

help girl ive been added to the court record

[corgifish]

girl why you presented me to the court and the music kept playing

[toastbutteregg]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Cool or one in a million chance of things caught on video are cool, but imagine how many more cool, close to impossible things, or rare phenomenal happened that weren’t caught on video and we don’t get to see it.

[gauntletqueen]

HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

[elasticitymudflap]

idk whats funnier: that tumblr got people to spend multiples of $7.99 to add fake verification checkmarks to their blog to ""make fun of"" twitter's latest fuckup, or that these checkmarks literally do not show up for mobile users and thats why i had no idea this amazing feat of opportunistic capitalism was even happening until just now

[girard]

its almost that special season of the year where we get to see our spotify wrapped and normal people get to say things like "omg isnt it kind of funny that i listened to one song on repeat 4479 times this year" and the most pretentious people ontumblr get to say things like "your joke about your spotify wrapped has shown me you have no sense of self and will die within the year"

[rattledazzlebones]

Kind of obsessed with the tumblr Twitter account

[pukicho]

Tumblr may be a little slow rn. It is currently experiencing 8 people at once!!

[haunted-by-waters]

a guy screenshotting every single dril tweet like a medieval monk trying to save illuminated manuscripts from a viking raid

[idontwikeit]

[areyoualexander]

my tumblr isn't even a blog, it's just a hideous amalgamation of all my hyperfixations from the last decade.

[bedupolker]

Don’t listen to the haters. I care about your spotify wrapped.

[valentinedagger]

nobody bitch about the tumblr checkmark this is the funniest shit staff has pulled in months and its absolutely contributing to the landlord-firing-gunshots-at-passing-cars vibe of the past week

[imeverywoman420]

My blog is exclusively for people that didn’t try in PE. The only people that go to heaven are the bad bitches that walked the mile.

[aquilegiaformosa]

guys we’re not being cringe to keep out the twitter users. we’re being cringe to keep out the ALGORITHMS, the CAPITALISTS, the INFLUENCERS. twitter users are welcome as long as they agree this site is UNMARKETABLE

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[iitsnotme-123]

Tumblr should make different colors of verified checkmark